House Numbers

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL SON



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Die Roll Yummy bananas

Second roll, here we come.

EDIT: Just a crummy 3.

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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll hex yo

Originally Posted by Dark Nation

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL SON

ROLLIN ON HEXES.

God, I hate my computer. Position #4

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I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Last go for biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig numbers!

6561 is gonna be hard to beat.

If only Puck hadn't opened with a 6663, thereby ruining anyone else's chances of getting to top the score board

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll 2 of 4

Oh snap, this is moving really fast. Already page 3?

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How ya doing, buddy?

1 Die Roll HOLY COCKS

SHIT SHIT FUCK WHAT'S THIS SHIT GONNA BE

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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll HRMMM...

GIVE ME A GOOD NUMBER DAMN YOU

FUCK

[6 1 3 4]

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll Actually, I'm a crook

I am not a crook

[6 _ 3 2]

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll playin' dice

Don't disappoint me.

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Die Roll I'LL VIOLATE YOU

MOMENT OF TRUTH

[6 6 3 2]

HELL OF BITCHING

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll urgle

Let's give this another roll.

Edit: Face, meet palm -___- [ _ 1 1 4 ]

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll NEVER.

You'll never live in the jungle.

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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll burgle

Right, I'm going to finish this shit fest of a go off...

Edit: So much fail [ 2 1 1 4 ]

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll :sad:

It's alright, OP. You'll do better next time.

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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll House!

Might as well give this a try.

Hum. [ _ _ 4 _ ]

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll LEADER CHAOTIC WANTS TO BATTLE

GO! HITMONCHAN! ATTACK SOUSUKE'S POISON POKEMON.

wtf

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There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll SOUSUKE WINS?

ACK!

...Aw, damnit. [_ _ 4 4]

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Die Roll YU-GI-OH!!!

I HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE DIE IF I WANT TO WIN THIS DUEL.

...

[ 5 5 4 3 ]

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll AHHH!

THIS DUEL IS MINE, YO.

Ohshi-- [6 _ 4 4]

Most amazing jew boots

1 Die Roll Roll 1

ROLL WAN!

Curses.

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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll DUN DUN DUN.

LET'S DO THIS.

ZING. [6 6 4 4]

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll 2

ROLL TOOO


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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll :(fd

[2 3 2 3]



Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll Tasty

Roll number three coming.

EDIT: A 4. I'll go against the odds and leave the top spot open.

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There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll A ROLL A ROLL

I WILL PLAY THIS GAME! TAKING A ROLL!

A SIX! THIS GOES INTO POSITION NUMBER 4!

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.