At an inate level, I am scared of girls.

I wish. Then maybe I could claim healthcare benefits.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by bluesy violin

Dating is not all about sex.

No, but it doesn't hurt to know how too go about having lots of sex when you're not dating and frankly, dating is something most normal people do when they're a bit older and jaded from having so much meaningless sex.

Not an insult here, just a query. You're a virgin, right?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Does it seem possible that some people never go through the meaningless sex phase?

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Crash, I think this is what you meant...



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by bluesy violin

Dating is not all about sex.

Yes it is, Traumatized Rat. We've been over this. You're married now, so you should know.

How ya doing, buddy?

Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level.

Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of.

It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the fucking skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "fucking every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people.

Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life.

You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the pussy while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power.

So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get antsy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America.

You'll likely divorce her and move on; getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married.

Seems swell, doesn't it?

I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing.

By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall, ‘cause you're cool like that) next we get the women.

And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty that would be glad to take your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power.

And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury.

Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing.

Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery.

So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are fucking. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate.

And we are smiling inside.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Dude, Deni has three degrees

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by ^-^

this tirade is directed on a High School level.

I like it when people are more self-aware than they like to admit.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Bigblah

Dude, Deni has three degrees

Yeah, one in pointless blathering, one in bragging and one in trolling

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

I like it when people are more self-aware than they like to admit.

I like it when Pang falls for it.

every time.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I just fell for the trap



I was speaking idiomatically.

trolls trolling trolls

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Trolling a troll who trolled a troll for trolling a troll-trolling troll

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Musharraf

Yeah, one in pointless blathering, one in bragging and one in trolling

The irony is so thick I think even your gaping maw, stretched as it is from multiple sessions with multiple dicks, will have trouble swallowing it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

you know what women find uncontrollably sexy about a guy, is when they start an open discussion on an internet forum about what they should do to to land a chick in the sack

and then spend pages upon pages dictating what women irreversibly find attractive in a dude


and then start sucking each others cocks

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That's because you like yaoi

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I read this thread while eating a huge tub of yogurt. Then I took a really huge shit in the toilet.

Yogurt, shit and this thread. Which one is the bigger mess?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by LeHah

I read this thread while eating a huge tub of yogurt. Then I took a really huge shit in the toilet.

Yogurt, shit and this thread. Which one is the bigger mess?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good times, good times.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by tiki

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good times, good times.

When I saw this post in the last 5 posts reel, I thought you were necroing a thread to laugh at the concept. That I can understand, and respect on some level.

Not this.

Never this.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Seris

you know what women find uncontrollably sexy about a guy, is when they start an open discussion on an internet forum about what they should do to to land a chick in the sack

and then spend pages upon pages dictating what women irreversibly find attractive in a dude

A lady in the streets but a freak on the web.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I should jsut post all my blog entries as forum posts if shit spirals out like this everytime.

FELIPE NO

You should be scared. Women are scary. I think it is because they are hard to understand. However, I think the degree to which you are scared may be too high. I think that with regular counseling you could potentially solve this problem. Cognitive Behavioral Therapy would teach you to be more comfortable around girls and you'll have an easier time dealing with them. Hope that helps! Sorry it was so late in coming!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by slessman

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy would teach you to be more comfortable around girls

My cognitive behavioral therapy of kicking the crap out of you would teach you not to be a weirdo Internet narcissistic psychoanalyst.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

GIRLS ARE SCARY.

How ya doing, buddy?

Only if you sit next to them in class before you ask them out.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.