Bouncy Snakes and Bladders

Garr is all for the furry action >:x

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Go HappyGarr the lion, you closet-furry! >:0

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2 Dice Rolls Go For Broke!!!!

Hey guys, sorry about the lateness, been out all day. Here is my dice roll for the second round.

Edit 1: Your robbed me snake

Edit 2: Yeah, I made little ground, yeah I can't even read a board correctly. Yeah for no ground made up at all.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Haha no you didn't, you landed on the same snake again.

I was speaking idiomatically.

14 Dice Rolls Panda y coordinate 2

This is going to be quite the round. First off is Gechmir who comes dangerously close to our new friend Mista Lion landing on square 41. Juanzen makes a nice play up to square 19. Now it starts getting interesting as Diss makes his turn. Double sixes and he's up the blue ladder to make a PARTNERSHIP with Mista Lion! Oh shit! Lion gives chase to Diss and with Gechmir being right in the way the Sunfish target has no choice but run as well lest he become a tasty Gech Sandwich.



Diss and Gechmir manage to lose the lion at square 36. Losing its prey the lion wanders over to square 39. Perhaps it will have another chance. Diss moves cautiously forward two spaces to square 38 and is soon joined by Radez29.

Garr doesn't get a wonderful roll. Wait a minute. No, he does get a wonderful roll. Garr gets a wonderful wonderful elephant ride! =D



While brief, Garr bids goodbye to his new friend at square 16. The elephant doesn't stray far. Only one space ahead.

Angel Of Light likes blue snake. Angel Of Light likes blue snake a lot. Slide on blue snake, Angel Of Light. Keep sliding back to square 8. <3<3<3~

Mista Lion decides to investigate square 43 but Warp Panda will have none of it. It's warpin' time! Off to square 11 he goes. This bear pauses for a moment, then twitches his nose and POOF winds up in square 25. Oh Warp Panda, what will we ever do with you?


And here's our board after all that excitement.


























My goodness this post took like an hour. Look at that edit time! Maaaan!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll FUCKIN ROLL SON

Cue Yakety Sax for lion chase :x GOTTA HURRY OR JUMANJI SHIT WILL GO DOWN. ROBIN WILLIAMS MIGHT BE INVOLVED :[

Edit: o god dawgit

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll CAN HE GO GO GO?

Okay, not that I'll probably do the finishing touches to this round anytime soon but I'm gonna take Juanzen up on his offer to roll for him.

SO GO GO GO GO GO JUANZEN GO!!!!!! =O

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll Leave Radez in the dust

It's MOVIN TIME.

Additional Spam:
Yeah, how do you like that?

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Die Roll snaaaaaake!!

Hopscotch!

Lol, nice one bitch.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I know you are but what am I?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

2 Dice Rolls Good Bye Blue Snake

No more Blue Snake

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

20 Dice Rolls HC 2 Square

sorry for the huge delay, guys

Gechmir decides to spend a short while with Diss and Radez in square 38. Juanzen inches forward to square 21. Diss makes real progress to square 39. Radez29 is a bit more ambitious and makes square 41 his home.

Ah but here comes this round's true star. Garr has an idea what would make everything better so he climbs the blue ladder, pounces on the lion, and gives him a big ol' fat noogy! Then he daffyducks out of there for the grand chase he's instigated. The grand chase that only captures Radez and takes them to square 40. Garr, you loon.



After that short sprint Mista Lion just doesn't seem to have the energy due to the disrespect given to his beautiful mane. He's had enough. He's out. Peace.

Angel Of Light decides to skip over blue snake this time. A bright future awaits.

Our long-nosed friend moves on up next to the curious Warp Panda in square 26.

Oh Garr, what have you wrought. Mista Lion may have left the stage but his brother George has heard of your shenanigans and is happy to give you the run you desire. But that's what you wanted, isn't it? George chases Garr, Radez, Diss, and Gech all the way down to square 28 joining their good buddy Angel of Light.



This surely won't be the last our players will see of George. He makes his way up to square 36. He waits.





























With most of the players gathered together (poor Juanzen) they make camp and rest after a long day's journey.

Over the night it storms. Morning comes and with it some rather large waterholes and oh hey in them are some new animal friends! =D


Hippos and crocs! Oh my! =O

And oh lookyloo it's some flamingos. Let's be careful not to spook them, k? =)


Well, let's take a look at this new board~



























i hope you guys land on these things

I was speaking idiomatically.

3 Dice Rolls F Square reroll

Using this post for rolls. I've maxed my rolls in the last one. How odd.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wow Garr, you asshole.

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll Barrel-rolling the die~

God dammit Garr! >:[

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll whatever makes Garr cry

Garr can't be so happy, because I am coming.

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1 Die Roll God damn lion getting son of a

Originally Posted by Juanzen

Garr can't be so happy, because I am coming.

On the contrary, that makes him very happy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll come onnn crocs

come on crocodiles, gimme some crocodiles. Putting it all on crocodiles!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

God damn. What a horrible set of rolls this round :[

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll animal shenanigans ahoy

By sheer luck, I'm actually on GFF while its my turn to roll the dice. Lets see what animal shenanigans I will run into.

I was speaking idiomatically.