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Can someone summarize what happened.
I am busy watching Cellular. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
The new controller is just a Dual Shock 2 with L2/R2 as triggers as well as wireless capability. It has 4 labeled lights on top indicating which player you are, as well as a USB plug so you can connect to the PS3 (for charging maybe?).
Conference has been boring as shit, though. The reactions from GAF are hilarious. - Wireless Dual Shock 3 with L2/R2 triggers and USB - Black is default color for PS3, available at launch - Console is literally covered in vents - HDD comes standard with every machine, no "core", removable This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. The text is part of the image and the two squires aren't exactly even. |
- Controller has 6 degrees of motion built into it
- 2 models, 20GB HDD ($499), 60GB ($599) Most amazing jew boots The text is part of the image and the two squires aren't exactly even. |
What did I say.
OH HELL NAW PS3 WILL BE $400 AT MOST ANY HIGHER BE SUICIDE LOL........... Oh. The only way I'm spending $600 for PS3 is if it comes with Rachael Leigh Cook. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
SHE COMIN' BUILT IN YO.
I mean, the only thing more insane than that price is the people who are actually gonna buy it at said price point. FELIPE NO The text is part of the image and the two squires aren't exactly even. |
Ofcourse they will. I mean, how else will they play Final Fantasy! Announcing two FF games for the PS3 and saying it's PS3 only? People will end up buying it regardless for games like that, sadly.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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$100 for an extra 40 gigs of disc space. Lol what is this, their microsoft impression?
Jam it back in, in the dark. I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall. |
There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by Mucknuggle; May 8, 2006 at 09:08 PM.
Reason: Automerged additional post.
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Well. Onto afterthoughts.
Pretty much what I expected. High-end PC graphics (and a bit better generally speaking). Check. Same gameplay stuff (not boring, just not "wow"). Check. Gimmicky stuff (Eyetoy specifically, also PSP "rearview mirror", and in-game store to rape my VISA card). Check. Support from all the big money-makers/franchises (EA, SqEnix, Kojima, etc.) Check. VERY high price ($500 minimum). Check. Surprises? Obviously the tilt controller gimmick/ripoff/tacked-on/half-assed thing. Does that sum it up?! This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
You forgot something:
People that take videogames way too seriously bitching about everything. Check. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I've already gotten insider information from a friend who works high up in Sony Playstation development team. He tells me that when ps4 comes out, it will cost $10,000 because you have to buy a 1992 honda civic with it in order to play it. Nevermind that a 92 civic costs like $1000. I was speaking idiomatically. I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall. |
Only a summation. (though I admit my opinion isn't lacking in what I wrote) How ya doing, buddy? |
Wow, this just in, the $499 model doesn't have an HDMI output, internal Wi-Fi or memory card slots.
http://www.scei.co.jp/corporate/rele...f/060509ae.pdf FELIPE NO The text is part of the image and the two squires aren't exactly even. |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Oh my fucking GOD.
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot, Sony. Seriously. This is just too good to be true. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
How ya doing, buddy? The text is part of the image and the two squires aren't exactly even. |
Uh, it also seems to lack SD/MemoryStick/CF *slots*? Huh?
edit: oops, you said that already. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I am in complete shock over this. They're touting the PS3 to be a cheap blu-ray player, and yet they fucking remove the HD outputs on the low-end system?
ARE THEY SERIOUSLY FUCKING RETARDED? I was speaking idiomatically. |
$499 & $599???
Oh boy! Then I guess our buddy, Kutaragi, remarks about having to work extra hours to afford a PS3 wasn't off the mark after all. *Elsewhere, MS and Ninty are laughing* What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Seems if you want the real deal on the PS3, you gotta fork over that $599.
FELIPE NO |
Member 1378 Level 12.76 Mar 2006 |
hah, I knew they were gunna release the PS3 in two versions, seems like they pulled a 360... bastards. $100 dollars for 40gigs more, an HDMI output, memory slots, and a bucket full of bullshit. and this is american dollars were talking about, the high end ps3 is gunna be over $700 canadian. game over sony.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
So, if you get the cheaper model you have to store your game saves on the HDD?
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Hey, this is Sony. What was expected?
How ya doing, buddy? |