[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

^Why do you act like that.............?

And why no one likes smackdown....? Aside from the old WCW built being used with such distaste..I think the program is entertaining in it's own right. None of you ever talk about smackdown.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Because his interviews are so ridiculous they're awesome. And Joe/Rhino aren't low-midcarders. And there's not enough TNA in this thread.

FELIPE NO

Little Bastard > TNA

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

if only i knew what that is.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Him humping Regals leg was funny as hell. TNA comes on too late I think, people can't catch it(well I can't).

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It was funny because they had him and Finlay looking right at LB for like...10 seconds before they did anything

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Spoiler:

I don't know about you, but that's one good-looking baby

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You want crazy high flying? Check out Jack Evans in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdPIW...=Dragon%20Gate


I love the Dragon Gate guys though. They had this one 3 vs 3 tag match in ROH that totally tore the house down. If i can find the video, i'll link it later.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Been a while since I've been on this thread, but I decided to check out TNA's website and I saw the name "Earl Hebner". That referee was on WWE forever and was pretty much the only one I recognized other than Mike Keyoda. Is Hebner permanently with TNA or is it just a temporary thing?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hebner got "Fired" like 2 months ago

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Slash

Hebner got "Fired" like 2 months ago

No, he got fired, plain and simple. No storyline or anything like that. He was fired because he and his brother were taking WWE merchandise and selling them blackmarket in their own store for profits. :P

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I was talking about TNA dag.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Slash

I was talking about TNA dag.

Well hell.

I've been out of the loop for so long :\

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah...Hebner was working for WWE got fired because he was stealing merchandise so he made his debut refing the Cage/Jarret match.

Hebner needs to just stay out of wrestling because even West and Tenay were poking fun at Hebner saying "Why doesn't he ring the bell" during a match when Jarret had Cage in the Sharpshooter and Cage was even saying "Don't you do it hebner" Both giving reference to the Montreal Screwjob.

Then the "Orlando Screwjob" showed Hebner help Jarret win the title, this gave debut to Jim Cornette firing Hebner because of this.

And yes, I can remember all this and STILL have a life!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Orlando screwjob? Refresh my curious memory please.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Orlando Screwjob

Cage vs Jarret vs Sting vs Killings vs Abyss

Sting was going for the title and then Jarret and Hebner shoved the ladder over and then, if I remember right, Hebner ran out of the building to a car waiting for him

I was speaking idiomatically.

Jeff Hardy signed back with the WWE, looks like they're doing a Hardy Boyz reunion.

How ya doing, buddy?

I think that due to the poplarity of bringing back D-X, I think that they're ressurrecting some groups from the Attitude Era, that's my theory. I loved that Pujambi prison match. Although I wish it was Kalhi in it though. That would've made a excellent match.

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I hope DX ends on a good note and not Shawn Michaels being pedigreed or thrown through a car window, or something like that. Or HHH being superkicked into next year. Hardy Boys coming back together? I hope, but they are on smackdown... I like smackdown, but its RAW that needs a revamp in it's tag team division. I see Lashley going heel in the future, I see Batista being beatless for a while. I agree with Chavo that Rey was leeching.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

probably one of the best impacts this past week, and i missed it. you can't tell how the show will be by looking at the spoilers, a mediocre-looking show turns out great

Jam it back in, in the dark.

L O L @ Vince almost falling off the turnbuckle when climbing up to mock Triple H's entrance gimmick.

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Alrighty, that answers my question about one person. Here's another one:

What happened to Stacy Keibler?

I went to WWE's website and it looks like she's been completely removed. She's no longer on the RAW Superstar list, nor is she on the Diva website...the center picture on that site is blank.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Stacy was contemplating her stay with WWE during Dancing with the Stars and if I remember right, she decided to leave WWE after her I think July 21st contract expiration

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Originally Posted by Slash

Stacy was contemplating her stay with WWE during Dancing with the Stars and if I remember right, she decided to leave WWE after her I think July 21st contract expiration

This is correct. Basically, she's done with wrestling to pursue other ventures. A good move of course, because the WWE needs less bra and panty matches and more actual wrestling with their women. A lesson they'll never learn of course, but meh.

Also would like to point out the absolute truth.

ROH > WCW > TNA > ECW > WWE > WWECW

This is undeniable fact.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I dunno, I think I'd put ECW before WCW...well...WCW when it was going downhill...not to mention WWE's attitude era was great so it really kinda differs and all.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?