[Multiplatform] Left 4 STOP THROWING PIPE BOMBS AT THE TANKS

Daravon just refuses to play without me or some shit.

OBSESSED

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

When I got on and talked to Tails about an hour ago, you, me, him and Moo were the only people on, and I dunno if we could have gotten Moo for sure anyway.

Originally Posted by Tails

Daravon just refuses to play without me or some shit.

OBSESSED

Apparently you're confusing me for LeHah, since he has a "hunger" for L4D only we can satisfy. If I really want to play I'll jump in with randoms, but usually L4D is mostly a hangout/chat thing for most of us anyway.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wave some fucking Hostess Fruit Pies at him and Mo0 will follow.

Kinda like a Marvel Comics insert.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

So do we want to try to set up like an actual time to try to meet up? I'm off tomorrow, but I'm not sure if anyone else is. Assuming not, giving Tails time to wake up and everyone else to get home, maybe try to set something up around 5-6 EST tomorrow?

FELIPE NO

I'm telling you people. Just text me. I will quit fucking my girlfriend mid-stroke for some zombie killing action.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

If any of the regular crew has your number, no one's mentioned it. I'm sure Skills has it, but Skills is rarely on with us, I can only recall playing with him maybe once in the last month.

Also that is kind of sad. You and Lai Lai should start a club.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

So do we want to try to set up like an actual time to try to meet up?

I'm off tomorrow as well. Any time is good since I did all my chores and shopping the last two days so I can kick back like a good American and grow fat and lazy drinking beer and watching The Right Stuff on DVD.

Hit me up whenever.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

If any of the regular crew has your number, no one's mentioned it. I'm sure Skills has it, but Skills is rarely on with us, I can only recall playing with him maybe once in the last month.

Also that is kind of sad. You and Lai Lai should start a club.

When you get laid a lot, you get over its importance. You'd know that if you touched vaginas instead of pipe bombs. And by pipe bombs I mean cocks.

(look at this. I'm ready for smack talk. L4D here I come.)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by LeHah

I'm off tomorrow as well. Any time is good since I did all my chores and shopping the last two days so I can kick back like a good American and grow fat and lazy drinking beer and watching The Right Stuff on DVD.

Hit me up whenever.

That's.....actually exactly what I did.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

When you get laid a lot, you get over its importance. You'd know that if you touched vaginas instead of pipe bombs. And by pipe bombs I mean cocks.

(look at this. I'm ready for smack talk. L4D here I come.)

I am married you know...to the cock. That's why I always insist on taking point when the Tank appears, I can't get the mental image of a giant dong rushing towards me out of my head.

What's your work schedule like this weekend or whatever? I have no idea what you even do.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

alright well FUCK im up now

groggy as fuck though so give me an hour to shower, eat and generally be a homo and maybe we can get some shit going at about 3:30

How ya doing, buddy?

Alright, I'm about to eat then I'm game. LeHah's already on, when we're about to get going I'll text and Deni and tell him to pull out and get on the 360.

Additional Spam:
So despite Deni's claims that he is ready at any time, apparently he's "working", so we'd need to get another for 4th if we're gonna play.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

HEY WE'RE ON

WE'RE ON

PEOPLE WE'RE ON

ME AND DARAVON ARE WAITING FOR YOU FUCKERS TO DROP THE GODDAMNED PUCK

LETS GO

THE FUCK ARE YOU LOSERS WAITING FOR

BRING IT

COME ON

COME ON

FUCKING COME ON ALREADY

FELIPE NO

Niggas be scared

they be chargin with that tank

but I got DAT PIPE BOMB

how you gonna act tank

how you gonna act

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

We threw 3 pipe bombs at that tank, then we got boomed right after, hilarity ensues

WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY PIPE BOMBS LEFT???

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I have every monday through wednesday off. I work thursday through sunday, usually between 8am and 6pm. Sometimes I run a little later, though. Depends on how many fuck ups I need to fix.

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FUCK DENICALIS

What's with the Tank glitching out on the Death Toll finale? This is the second time now we've gotten A NEW CHALLENGER IS APPROACHING, X IS BECOMING THE TANK only to get no actual tank and for the level to just be stuck.

We had to actually kill the last two people on the survivor team to end the game, and while this did present me the chance to pull off a fucking amazing 25dmg pounce from the roof of the house all the way to the map boundary in the water, I can only imagine how big a pain in the ass it would have been to kill them if all four were alive.

Fucking tanks.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

BOOMER SHARK

DUN DUN

DUN DUN

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

And lets not forget the ultra-bizzare Tank spawns lately.

:Safe Room Door Opens:

:Tank Music Plays:

I was speaking idiomatically.

That broken tank thing was weird.

But hey, a win is a win.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

What's most depressing about this is that it makes you realize even though we destroy random people, we still totally suck.

YouTube Video

This is just a compilation video, he's got 9 others up that have equally insane stuff going on, along with non-hunter stuff. There's a couple crazy spots you can get up on I didn't know about along with some crazy smoker pulls. Also some interesting spots and windows I didn't even know existed, Jesus. Also it's in one of the other videos, but I had NO FUCKING CLUE you could essentially "pin" Tanks on ladders. Also need to start seeing if I can do hunter pushing on 360. I think we've gotten complacent, I really need to start looking around the levels more again

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Are those jumps really possible on the 360, though? Looks like he's running on the PC.

Also, sure, he's really good at hunter pounces, but how the hell is the rest of his team supposed to take advantage of that?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I think hunter pushing is just a broken pc thing.

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I'm... kind of with Mo0 on this?

Yeah, he has impressive skills pressing the A button at the right time and turning corners midjump but... its just a matter of timing. The whole "getting the tank stuck on a ladder" sounds much more impressive than what he's doing. (I also find myself cynical towards any type of PC gaming videos, since they're so easy to mod)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ridiculously long-distance pounces look nice but with the pounce damage capped at 25 all you'd really be doing is showboating and wasting time.

The video's more or less legit, but it's also completely pointless.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

Ridiculously long-distance pounces look nice but with the pounce damage capped at 25 all you'd really be doing is showboating and wasting time.

Is it capped at 25 on the 360 version as well? I was wondering why I would pounce on motherfuckers from the tops of buildings and never have them die the excruciatingly instantaneous death that a drop from that height is SUPPOSED to deliver.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?