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Hawkeye produced less than .5 deaths. All enemies are still alive, unbloodied, and in the same places indicated on the most recent map. Scouts A, B, and C are prone. GO AHEAD DAUNTLESSLY!
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I also knocked over the leader.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
I'm helping!!! :-D What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? Juggle dammit |
Fuck, why didn't anyone tell me it was my go!
Sorry... FELIPE NO |
Pang, can you, uh...resolve this before I take my next go?
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Sven has Overcharged 4 distinct lies: one of them is true. 1d4 says:
RESOLVED! Fort does, canonically, contain vast riches which will kill Dvergar if the Dvergar make eye contact. Dvergar, canonically, have not noticed these riches. 25% chance that the True Lie has a vexingly ironic twist. 1d4 says: Vexing Irony check result: positive. You are hereby warned. Most amazing jew boots |
Wait, what was my fourth lie?
Also I yelled at them to notice the riches! Surely someone peeked! There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I believe the fourth lie was that their parents were pale and hairless.
Most amazing jew boots |
That wasn't a lie, it was an insult. There was no attempt to mislead them into thinking it was legitimately the truth. It's different!
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
ATTN: COLONEL FLOPFLAP. IT IS YOUR TURN.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
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pill shit out of your ass, Price check on JAR FULL OF NAILS, roll for steak damage, wak |
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