If you had a band, you would call it...

Emo: Green-Stain'd Funeral For My Chemical Valentine Against The Mudvaynescence

Anything else: Tonewaves sounds cool.

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Subatomic Ninja Space Pirates or maybe Scorpion Death Kill

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Emo bands:

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I've always wanted to name a band The Foreskins.

I was speaking idiomatically.

There was already a band with pretty much that exact name.

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Originally Posted by Arkhangelsk

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Obviously, it would have to be a rock band. Such a band allows me the ability to have the craziest name possible and no one really care about it. The process would simply be to take two words and put them together, possibly adding a preposition where needed. I will now ramble off names. Chocolate Toothbrush. Molten Lawn. Latte of Doom. Tsunami Fighters. Wax Skyscraper. Waves of Insanity. Furry Cucumber. Destructive Volleyballs.

Out of all of the ones I just thought of, I'll pick Latte of Doom. That sounds fun.

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I always thought 'Grumpy Crampers' would be a good name for a punk band.

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Power metal or spacey prog: Timelord. Could I -be- more dorky?!

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I didn't come up with this, but my friends named their rock band The Winston Brigby Pop Experiment. I think it's a neat name.

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A pop rock band called 145

The Blowholes, a Pete and Pete tribute band with a screen behind us constantly playing episodes

or maybe... Teddy Roosevelt and the Time Travelling Badasses!

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It would be called Zanarkand. The band would be all about the joys of gaming and include many references to gaming culture in every song. The first album would have to be titled Play It Loud. The tracklisting would refer each song as 'level'.

Play It Loud.
- Level (read: song) 1. Loading screen.
A soft instrumental introduction to set up the mood and prepare the listener for the rest of the album. It would probably incorporate sound effects from the 8 bit generation (if it can be made without sounding cheesy).

- Level 2. The Sending.
A dance song with touching lyrics about not being able to let go.

- Level 3. Las Plagas.
Fast paced song about false friends who are around you just because of the benefits. Awesome guitar riff right in the middle!

- Level 4. Emerald Hill.
A song about having great riches at one point in life and then losing everything. It would have a calm 80s pop sound to it, representing the acceptance of that fact and being in a point where moving on can be achieved.

- Level 5. At Doom's Gate.
The music does a 360 with this haunting song about running out of ammo while battling demons on the moons of Mars. It must be a metaphor for something?

- Level 6. Feel The Magic..
A catchy electronic song without lyrics, a transitional track with a similar purpose to Loading Screen.

- Level 7. Gray Fox.
This song about saying goodbye to old friends ends the album.

It's gonna be a hit! Somebody design the cover artwork :doggy:

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The Flying Buttresses.

I've always wanted to make a band just so I could use that name.

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As I Slice my Wrisits would be a nice goth band name. Vaginal Discharge; that's good for anything. Urethra Bandits; perhaps some punk band. I personally would name my band Single Action Army, but I have a nagging feeling that it's already taken.

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I've thought this one over...

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I've always thought FYI was a good name, and the name of the band that I've created with my brothers is Four Minute Mile, credit given to my friend Taylor.

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The Flying Buttresses.

I've always wanted to make a band just so I could use that name.

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ever since art history last year, I have for some reason found the term flying buttresses absolutely hilarious.



as for me, I found a random name generator a long time ago. it asked a whole bunch of questions and gave you a whole bunch of names, one that included a band name. for me, I got The Happy Lipgloss and I like it, so if ever I was silly enough to be in a band, I'd like it to be called that.

can't seem to find it, but this one doesn't take too much effort. I got The BBQ Police out of that one. hay brent wanna be in my band.

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When I think about band names there´s always "Ray´s Apartment" that I have stored somewhere in the back of my mind for a retro cheesy-as-fuck prog-rock style band. I have no idea why, but I think it´s kind of neat.

The band would have albums with pretentious song titles like "1st Floor: Rays Of Devastating Light Destroy Before Sunrise" and have loads of Marillion-esque keyboard sounds.

And a singer with a unlikely high voice as well.

Another name that I thought of was "Aitia", which I love because it´s a palindrome. It´s greek and means something like "reason". I even tried to start a band with that name, unfortunately it was a dead-end from the second the project started :/
Someday it will work!

i hope..

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My band's name was Shopping for Fish, but now we're called Blizzard Eagle. I like both.

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We're called iacon

For those who haven't heard the word before, its the name of the capital city of the Transformers' homeworld.

woot for semi-obscure 80s pop culture reference.

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My last band has gone through plenty of changes regarding names, lol.
We used to call ourselves Paradox, but we found out that there was already an Irish rock band with that name. Then it went to Systalis(cross between System and Crysalis).
Now, I'm on a solo music project under the alias of Chaokaze(Chaos, drop the "s", then add "kaze", the Japanese word for wind.)

If I ever get back in a band, I'd like it to be called Former Dividing Line.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Could be Depeche Mode, could be In Flames. The possibilities are endless!

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As "Team Laser Explosion" seems to already have been taken, I'm all out of suggestions.

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I Eyed Lolita. it of course would be techno >:3
i did have a band once. we never really got it together, so we seperated real fast. it was emo..i can't exactly remember the name but I wanna say The Monostones.

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It would have to be 'She Adores My Cock!', or SAMC for short.

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