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![]() Box art in all its.. glory..-ish..crap! Also EuroGamer has some words. Possibly about the game.
![]() At least there's no possible way this can turn out worse than Space Invaders Revolution. Reality won't allow it. How ya doing, buddy? |
Oh hello dead thread, for the thousands of people looking forward to this (
![]() IGN UK's review!
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
You quite literally have to dodge enemies on the top screen while spotting the difference between what's going on there, and what's going on the touchscreen. It's hard.
Oh and THEY REMOVED ALL WARP AREAS. On the first stage I noticed there's a warp area which is missing, and the ledges have been rearranged so you can't reach it. But you can reach it, it just isn't there. Most amazing jew boots |
Yeah I was playing it for a bit and I was confused
![]() It was all LOOK AT THE TWO SCREENS AND TOUCH THE DIFFERENCE!!! :20 enemies on screen: :Can't see shit: :random mash screen: I think the difference was a random blue dot lurking in the middle or something. Who knows I was too busy fighting off things on floating pelicans ![]() I was speaking idiomatically. |
This is terrible.
![]() What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Taito's next franchise to ruin is Snow Bros. Oh god I hope so. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.
FELIPE NO |
They'd probably turn it into a first person shooter and every two minutes the super fun action would stop so you could complete a dot to dot puzzle that wouldn't actually match up. =o
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
If they add bullet time then I will buy 3 copies. =D
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Okay yeah, I got this today. It's not Rainbow Islands Revolution style bad (also known as Superman 64 and Microcosm style bad) and it's not as brain dead and ugly as Bubble Bobble Revolution. Sitting somewhere in between! Opening doors with the touch screen made me roll my eyes out of their sockets though. I hope I get them back!
No hints of what the next title to be 'Revolutionized' is in the manual this time! Maybe they're giving up. Elevator Action Revolution plz, think of all the doors that could be opened then! There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by Infernal Monkey; Sep 2, 2008 at 08:43 AM.
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Oh fuck yeah! Use the stylus to make your elevator go up and down! REVOLUTIONARY!
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
There could even be the emergency call button, touch it with the stylus and use the microphone to talk to the maintenance guy! =D
"Can't help ya there buddy" GAME OVER EDIT: Finished the game last night. Had a lot of fun in the process. =) There was a trippy moment where I died and it actually sent me to heaven! Some of the touch screen mini games were pretty alright, the spot the difference thing that pops up every now and then was not one of them. The different remixed theme music for each level is rad. I still have some kiwi's to save though! I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by Infernal Monkey; Feb 15, 2007 at 01:34 AM.
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