Post the contents of your purse/man-purse equivalent

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Please name four things listed on this page that are actually odd.

I'm curious to see if you can actually prove you aren't just being a contrary idiot like everywhere else you post.

Not counting the lube.

Come on , man! A fucking purse? Why not just carry a book or duffel bag? Why the dang purse? I mean I'm not homophoic or sexist or anything but, seriously man that's embrassing as shit to actually walk around with something like that.

I'm also looking at it from a possible health problem as well, having it filled with that much stuff could injure ones shoulder, as compared to using a book bag that way the items and weight are evenly placed between ones shoulders. I'm sorry I came off as kind of "sterotypical male" of whatever, but come on.

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The only people in this thread who have displayed actual purses are women, Rex.

Women.

Do you know what a woman is.

(r u a women)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

The only people in this thread who have displayed actual purses are women, Rex.

Women.

Do you know what a woman is.

(r u a women)

But they're are no girls on the internet.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Rex_Banner

But they're are no girls on the internet.

Devon. Don't encroach on his liberties. You can't just tell him how a word is spelled. You can't own language, man.

I was speaking idiomatically.

(Rollseyes at the liberals getting butthurt, but still goes on to cook breakfest.)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

so, like, this guy is serious. he is a real person posting things he really believes. on the internet. like this isnt a joke. this. this is serious.

How ya doing, buddy?

(doing actions on the internet)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Sorry I am still laughing at they're are. That is the greatest fucking thing.

the greatest

e: taking there/their/they're to NEW LEVELS oh my god it's never going to stop being funny

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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If I'm going out and might end up staying the night I usually carry a bag with my Nintendo DS, cellphone and a book, as well as my hairbrush, razor, a change of t-shirt, boxers and socks and my toothbrush. I consider those the minimum for an overnight stay.

A lot of my friends live a fair distance from me, and I don't drive... so it happens. More when I was younger, but still. Sad to say, I don't have any particular oddities I carry in my bag. If I'm not planning to stay the night I can carry everything I will need in my pockets, which amounts to cellphone, keys, wallet. Maybe ID, but I don't exactly get carded much...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Rex_Banner

(Rollseyes at the liberals getting butthurt, but still goes on to cook breakfest.)

Yeah guys, just because he's been wrong about every assumption he's made so far, can't spell their/there or breakfast, proving himself stupid or at least poorly educated, that doesn't mean you can judge him.

Like a... like a Judgy McJudgerson.

You monsters.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Fuck the Libertarian, here's my shit:



Don't you love my couch?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I am dubious as to the veracity of a feline being in your purse.

I mean, on a regular basis, at least.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Look man

She goes in my bag all the time and helps herself to my shit

She's a stupid slut of a cat and she never listens to reason

I keep telling her Walmart isn't the place for kittens, but noooo

How ya doing, buddy?

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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Pffth



whatta SLUT

quality handmade bags at discount prices pm me for details >_>

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Pffth



whatta SLUT

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Why do you carry a four function calculator along with a cell phone in your purse? With pretty much every phone nowadays (even the lowest level ones I buy) you can map the calculator to a single button press.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

Why do you carry a four function calculator along with a cell phone in your purse? With pretty much every phone nowadays (even the lowest level ones I buy) you can map the calculator to a single button press.

I don't like the calculator function on my phone because it takes too long to access it.

Release the key lock, go to menu, select organizer, blah blah blah. I could set the shortcut keys to go straight to the calculator, but I use those for the functions I use much more frequently. I also don't like relying on my phone for more than just text/phone.

I like the calculator, okay.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Don't you love my couch?

it looks exactly like an old couch we had growing up only we threw it out like 15 years ago. did you happen to STEAL IT???

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Rex_Banner

Why not just carry a book or duffel bag?

I tried using a book but it wasn't very comfortable to carry around.



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Right now my pockets contain my wallet, keys, phone, lighter, pack of fags and some loose change. I rarely go out with more than that on me so don't often need a bag. If I'm taking a book with me I've got a small satchel but not much else ever goes in it. I guess I travel pretty light as a rule.

FELIPE NO

In my bag at this moment in time, is my wallet, sunglasses, my diary, my Mp3 player, a couple of pens, a note book, my keys, some chewing gum, some body spray and a little cosmetic bag the norm really.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Wallet, card case, checkbook, eye drops, mini-notebook (Liberty of London for Target!), a lot of receipts, housekeys, thumbdrive, tampons, earplugs, 2 pencils, 2 pens, 11 different lip products (gloss, lipstick, stain, etc).

(Cleaning things out, now.)

How ya doing, buddy?

Right now my laptop bag has my MacBook, my Magic Mouse, my BlackBerry, two flash drives, my car keys, a small stack of business cards, my high school class ring (which my mom gave me, though I never wear it for fear of losing it) hanging from a little clip inside the outer pouch, assorted office and school documents, spare batteries for the mouse and one of these which has my Backbeat earphones and iPod and Blackberry cables in case I need them. Sometimes I throw my iPod in there too but most of the time, the iPod is blaring tunes from the office speakers or in my car.

There's nowhere I can't reach.