[Werewolf] Werewolf 28: Town wins, flagons of mead for everyone

I don't know why you guys are targeting Zerg. Do you think the serial killer (who has the sword now, since he offed Garr) is going to be all "oh sup guys here I am" or something? Bitch is gonna keep his head down.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The sword doesn't go to whomever killed him. It goes to a random person, no? As I understand it, anyway.

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^Correct, the only kill role that steals is Fighter, which is kind of a moot issue now.

Small correction: I originally wrote that Skills had the Holy Water when he died, this is incorrect. Before his death he owned the Eye and the Elixir, not the Water.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh, well then fuck Zerg.

I was speaking idiomatically.

That goddamn Zergrinch is a murdering werewolf and must be hacked apart by the Silver Sword!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Interesting tactic.

FELIPE NO

It's not like he can save himself, and if the sword owner doesn't do their duty he'll get to be smug as hell.

More like Best Tactic.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

What tactic? Game has been over for me since Day 1 lynch. Stop over-analyzing, I'm totally not plotting anything behind the scenes



Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Chzword up honey

Uh...

Yeah I completely failed to implement the confiscation rule and nobody noticed until the guard was already dead so uh ignore that rule and I'm gonna go erase it now



There's nowhere I can't reach.

Nothin' like a good ol' fashioned lynch mob. Zerg it is!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm assuming that the werewolf is not allowed to possess the Silver Sword? Because that would be hilarious.

Here's hoping Zergrinch has a chewy candy center.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

not just that, but the werewolf can't possess any item at all.

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Alternatively, if whomever has the silver sword doesn't use it, I say we go to their house, lynch their cat, and then lynch them.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'll meet you halfway: lynch them, adopt the cat.

FELIPE NO

I guess I'm also voting for Zerg.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Whilst voting for Zerg certainly has it's merits in terms of preventing another night time death, it does seem like a bit of a waste to me. Pang is implementing night time actions in strict first come, first served order so if whoever has the sword is on the ball, they can send in the kill action as soon as the night time starts and he'll be dead. There's simply no need to lynch him and if we kill the serial killer now we can avoid two night time deaths, no?

I think you guys are letting the bad guys have a really easy ride here and I think that Denicalis would have realised this when he jumped in to vote for Zerg so quickly so I reckon he's either a vampire or orcus and for either he needs to swing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Attacking with the sword doesn't guarantee a kill. The only guaranteed kill of the wolf is to hack up his body while he swings.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hush Shin. Don't teach 'em strategy! Lynching me every day basically nullifies my nighttime role. Besides, don't the Vecnites want to know who's wielding the sword?

I say lynch me and silver sword me while I hang!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Hush Shin. Don't teach 'em strategy! Lynching me every day basically nullifies my nighttime role. Besides, don't the Vecnites want to know who's wielding the sword?

I say lynch me and silver sword me while I hang!

Look out for Thorny.



Of course the person could just kill you and then choose to drop the sword. Strategy. Sorry, Zerg. In yet another game you're gonna swing, you're gonna die, and no one is going to miss you.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

What are you on about, I'm already telling these guys to lynch and disembowel me~~~~
I mean, psychology's probably one of your dozen degrees or so, but sometimes a spade is merely a spade

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

I mean, psychology's probably one of your dozen degrees or so, but sometimes a spade is merely a spade

But sometimes your hanged corpse is a symbol for the futility in all of our lives and we must hack it apart in order to triumph over our own senses of self-doubt.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

When Deni turns out to be the murdering psycho and we could have stopped him here, I'm so going to tell you guys that I told you so.

FELIPE NO

Trying to shift the paranoia, eh English? Which one of the evil factions you work for? Vecna? The Republicans?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

That's terrible logic and frankly sounds like the desperate ramblings of an evil-doer unmasked.

It looks like everyone else is sticking with voting for Zerg mind you so you live to fight another day, bad man.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Confident of Zergrinch's identity as a man-eating monster (he gladly confirms it!), the mob strings him up for the second day in a row. As the body dangles on the rope, the crowd waits expectantly for the fabled Silver Sword to appear and end the terror once and for all.

And so they wait...

and wait...

...and wait...

Soon the moon rises, and Zergrinch tears free of the ropes and escapes into an alleyway. At least he won't hunt tonight, but nothing has been done to stop the serial killer (or killers!) that are on the loose.

I would have left a window for the sword's owner to intervene, but they already PMed me with their intention of not doing so.)


12 votes against: Zerg (Cloak used)
1 vote against: Denicalis

Night 3 Ends In 48 Hours.

(Did I say 24, how silly of me)

There's nowhere I can't reach.