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No referee Mario?
![]() Damn, this will be a day one buy for me when it's released in the US. The graphics are awesome and that updated version of the Bout Theme is making me drool. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
What would be truly awesome is if they brought back popular opponents from both Punch Out games. The prospect of having Don Flamenco, King Hippo, Soda Popinski, Dragon Chan, Mad Clown and Narcis Prince all in one game is gleeful. A slew of new opponents would be grand also, else it will feel too old hat.
Ideally, the last foes should be the Bruiser Bros. from SPO. They were pretty cool and were designed with just the right amount of challenge - neither was overwhelmingly simple nor difficult to overcome. That's how the game should feel, balanced right to the end. Also, a boxing kangaroo as a new opponent would be the greatest thing ever. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Fuck that, I won't be satisfied unless there's a Teleroboxer cameo.
![]() YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MACHINE GUN PUNCH I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Punch-Out!! for the Wii will be released on May 18th of this year!
Source: Welcome to Nintendo of America's Media Site I was speaking idiomatically. |
But seriously. It's fucking Punch-Out!! Love it or hate it, the game is fucking awesome. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Well they're throwing Classic controls into the game as well as motion-sensitive ones.
GoNintendo
FELIPE NO ![]() |
Fuck you assholes |
Color me less than excited about this game right now.
Nintendo: New Wii Punch-Out!! Details Sneak Out From Nintendo
Seriously....13 opponents? Super Punch-Out had 16. Sounds more like a lazy ass remake of the original. Glass Joe Von Kaiser Piston Honda Don Flamaco King Hippo Great Tiger Bald Bull Soda Popinski Mr. Sandman Super Macho Man Mr. Dream + 2 more? I really was looking forward to a nice long single player mode with a healthy mix of old and new boxers. I figured they would put in at least 32 (or twice as many as Super Punch out on the SNES, three console generations ago). Even something like at least 20 would have been okay, if not spectacular. But 13? Just two more boxers than the NES version? (One less if you count P. Honda, B. Bull and D. Flamenco twice). I hope there's more to the story than this. Are the fights significantly longer than the NES version? Will some of the 13 fighters return like the three mentioned above? If something like this is the case, Nintendo should let it be known as soon as possible. Maybe I'm overreacting, and if I am I apologize. But after waiting 15 years for a new Punch Out!!, you'd think they'd be more ambitious than 13 opponents. What if Nintendo tried to put out a new Zelda game for the Wii that was just as long as the NES Version, except with two more dungeons? How about a new Mario game that was as long/short as the NES version, except with two new levels? Okay, I think I got it out of my system. Sorry for the ranting. How ya doing, buddy? |
A new trailer and a new character introduced.
Check out what Mac is still using after all these years. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
You mean what he's not using, right? Because someone stole it? Is that the joke you're making?
![]() I hope this game has some surprises, because I don't know why anyone would pay for the same old mechanics with a 3D sheen. I'll get the original on the Virtual Console for my nostalgia kicks; thanks. How ya doing, buddy? |
Here's a trailer with a minute and 11 seconds of the same stuff previously, then after that they show off the multiplayer gameplay.
Punch-Out!! Multiplayer Trailer This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Haha pink jumpsuit still there.
Is Mario still the referee? I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
First review is gooooood.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Yeah, I'm a little skeptical of such fellating reviews myself but if it's half as good as they make it out to be it'll still be worth a purchase.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I want me some punch out but 50 dollars is too steep for me for a game that only throws you against 13 fighters. Why couldn't this game be 30 dollars too? =\
Oh well... rental at best! Or I'll buy it from the bargain bin. FELIPE NO |
So it does sound like they've actually tried to provide a worthy experience for the price. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Fuck you assholes |
Well according to a review of the game it's more like 26 opponents. Once you beat the normal mode you get a mode called "Title Defender Mode." In this mode the opponents are harder and have tougher patterns. The review was talking about how in this mode Glass Joe goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him about his glass jaw(his weakness), so he gets a headgear and blows to the head won't effect him. They also say he sometimes fakes his punches causes them to dodge at the wrong time. The result.......they actually LOST to Glass Joe. If Glass Joe is actually capable of being tough in that mode, then I'm terrified to see how tough the later opponents are. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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that is perfect, cuz the dude is a irl boxer, paulia maligsomething, he's good but super weak ,couldnt knock out a fly. hahaha no homo |
Enjoyed the movies. I guess it's confirmed Mario ain't the referee this time.
How the heck are you supposed to defeat manhole cover Hippo? o.O I was speaking idiomatically. |
Their website is up at Punch-Out!!. It plays the music from the trailers in the background and gives a showing of the revealed fighters thus far. Click on their stats to see them in action against Little Mac. Be sure to click on Doc in the lower left for a little nostalgia. XD
Also, I wasn't expecting characters from Super Punch Out!! as well. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
You know I dunno if it was mentioned or not, but watching some of these videos I've noticed something about the music. The punch out theme changes with who you're fighting against. Like the music during Great Tiger was the PO theme done with an Indian/Hindu style. Von Kaiser's battle had a German-inspired version (from the videos of the Von Kaiser fight I saw on IGN earlier). I think that's kind of cool and makes me wonder how each fighter's music is going to sound.
BTW on the French Amazon site there is a video for Punch Out that shows other fighters in action, one which wiki says confirms Aran Ryan for the game (some dude with a piece of shit trailer trash mullet and rat tail was shown fighting) edit: Great Tiger added to the official page. FELIPE NO |
Wark! |
Animation for Punchout looks top notch. I'm a bit weary about the balance board as well, but to dodge you will be using the controller, pressing left and right. To throw a high punch you will simply push up and then throw a punch; sounds like they are giving more consistency/control to the movements while allowing the fun of the Wii motion to revolutionize this franchise.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Spoiler:
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
But they still haven't revealed Mr. Sandman.
Or - if there is a God above - Dragon Chan and Narcis Prince. There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |