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Misogynyst Gynecologist · May 15, 2008, 05:01 PM

Since when has "conforming to the masses" not been selling out?

Since the formation of the english language has allowed us to choose many different words to mean many different things?

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ZeroSlash · May 15, 2008, 05:17 PM

I bought and FUCKING adored God Hand. I loved how it was violent but just so much fun and unique in how it played out. I still play it every now and then. Haven't played or bough Okami yet.

I lack both a wii or any other next gen console but more games from Clover people is always a good thing. I'll be watching as any more news comes about.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: May 15, 2008, 05:34 PM

Man, I saw the picture from MadWorld and I was all jazzed for some classy Film Noir-esque stuff. Looks like that badboy is more in line for the people who liked GodHand, and I'm sure that group will love it.

A Devil May Cry clone with a hot chick. All right, so long as it doesn't turn out like BloodRayne.

And a Sci-Fi RPG? So long as it doesn't turn out like XenoSaga II.

Other than those, hey, always good to see the Clover boys doing something. Even when I don't like their stuff, I can generally appreciate what they were trying to do.

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Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 16, 2008, 10:29 AM

They all seem awesome. The sad part is they're being published by SEGA. They'll somehow find a way to get all three combined selling worse than Okami.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: May 15, 2008, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

They all seem awesome. The sad part is they're being published by SEGA. They'll somehow find a way to get all three combined selling worse than Okami.

Shadow in MadWorld.

Just sayin'.

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**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: May 16, 2008, 09:10 AM

More violence in computer games is always a good thing and it's nice to see developers taking a different approach to games graphically at least, as they already did with Okami.

I almost bought Okami yesterday, Amazon have it for £15 at the moment. Thing is though, I've got so fucking many games to get through I don't know when I'd ever play it.

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: May 16, 2008, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by Dennis Franz

More violence in computer games is always a good thing and it's nice to see developers taking a different approach to games graphically at least, as they already did with Okami.

I almost bought Okami yesterday, Amazon have it for £15 at the moment. Thing is though, I've got so fucking many games to get through I don't know when I'd ever play it.

Eventually. You would play it -eventually-, and that's good enough. It's seriously worth the pick up, mate. It's an absolute joy to play.

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Local time: May 16, 2008, 01:02 PM

I too haven't gotten around to starting it properly since I know how long it is, how much I want to savour it, and how many shorter games I have around to wade through. But I grabbed it on released just to have it. It's not the kind of game that'll go into the bargain bin here. Quality games that sell poorly tend to disappear entirely here instead of getting price cuts

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**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: May 16, 2008, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Qwarky

I too haven't gotten around to starting it properly since I know how long it is, how much I want to savour it, and how many shorter games I have around to wade through. But I grabbed it on released just to have it. It's not the kind of game that'll go into the bargain bin here. Quality games that sell poorly tend to disappear entirely here instead of getting price cuts

Amazon.co.uk quite often has otherwise rare stuff and a t pretty low prices. They set prices based on sales rather than rareity generally so if it doesn't sell well, you can often get it far cheaper than in a specialised gaming store. Obviously you'd pay a little more to ship it over but with the Euro kicking the shit out of the Pound at the moment the exchange rates work in your favour too. Or I could just pick things up for you and post 'em over...

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***FatsDomino*** · May 16, 2008, 08:14 AM

I just finished Okami for Wii (I also own the PS2 version) and holy god was that a long game. 40 jam-packed hours! I'm totally up for some more wonderful Clover stuff. I'm pretty sure Sega is just publishing and that Platinum Studios is not owned by them or anything so we shouldn't have to worry about anything stupid. I do hope we avoid black and white manuals though.

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Infernal Monkey · Local time: May 17, 2008, 12:39 AM

I'd be awesome if MadWorld came with a full colour manual.

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Django! · May 16, 2008, 11:14 AM

Sorry to say that Wii Okami didn't do impressively in the NPD.

Maybe if they advertised it...

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Dark Nation · 11:53 AM

Quote:

Clover Studios is ANGRY at you for not buying Okami (or Godhand)

They have no reason to be Angry at ME, I have both

Since I have no PS3, nor do I play to get one, two of these three games look interesting. I just hope the Wii game isn't ALL in black & white. It would get annoying after a while.

--edit--

According to Gamasutra.com, Bayonetta is set to be released on BOTH PS3 and Xbox 360:

Quote:

Gamasutra.com - Sega, PlatinumGames Partner For Four-Title Deal

Finally, the last announced Platinum title is Bayonetta, a "stylish and cinematic action game," from Devil May Cry and Viewtiful Joe creator Hideki Kamiya. Again set for a 2009 release on Xbox 360 and PS3, the game will feature "a witch with powers beyond the comprehension of mere mortals."

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surasshu · Local time: May 16, 2008, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by Dark Nation

They have no reason to be Angry at ME, I have both

Since I have no PS3, nor do I play to get one, two of these three games look interesting. I just hope the Wii game isn't ALL in black & white. It would get annoying after a while.

--edit--

According to Gamasutra.com, Bayonetta is set to be released on BOTH PS3 and Xbox 360:

Yeah, didn't Qwarky (I typed "quality" at first, a sure sign I'm spending too much time on danbooru) say that in his opening post? Otherwise I wouldn't have cared about Bayonetta, I can't afford a PS3.

Originally Posted by Qwarky

While PS360 is getting an equally hilarious looking Bayonetta.

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Dark Nation · Local time: May 16, 2008, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by surasshu

Yeah, didn't Qwarky (I typed "quality" at first, a sure sign I'm spending too much time on danbooru) say that in his opening post? Otherwise I wouldn't have cared about Bayonetta, I can't afford a PS3.

Well, I wasn't paying close attention, more like skimming what he had posted, so I must have glossed over that tiny detail.

In any case, I can't wait to see what develops! =)

How ya doing, buddy?

Grail · Local time: May 16, 2008, 04:13 PM

Not to say that the three games lined up don't look pretty spiffy in their own rights, but honestly the art direction doesn't seem all that 'new and refreshing' in a few ways.

I haven't seen the Madworld video yet, the youtube idea is malformed, but from the still picture it seems all they did was take Sin City and slap Hellboy in it as the main character. I mean it looks like the dude has one huge stone hand.

As far as gameplay goes, I have yet to hear one person really badmouth Godhand or Okami, so I suppose you fans best start whoring yourselves out to people and tell em to start buying this shit.

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Torte · Local time: May 17, 2008, 02:54 PM

Hideki Kamiya (Devil May Cry) is heading up this new IP, backed by other notable names such as Shinji Mikami (Resident Evil) and Atsushi Inaba (Okami; Viewtiful Joe). Their new development studio is called Platinum Games and comprises former members of Capcom and the now defunct Clover.

Anyway, their first big project is Bayonetta - a "Climax Action Game". Bayonetta is a dark sorceress who battles angels using firearms, namely bayonets and custom-made shoes with guns attached!

The game is scheduled for a 2009 release for both the PS3 and 360. Oh, and it's being published by SEGA for whatever that's worth.

Man, I can't wait to see what becomes of this. It's destined for greatness!

Here are the first pics:

Die Angel!!!

Bayonetta May Cry?

A hell of a KICK to the face!!!

Sexy legs

The Moon...?

And the first teaser vid:
GameVideos.com - Bayonetta 'Debut' trailer HD Video

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Local time: Oct 9, 2008, 12:29 PM

TGS trailer of Infinite Space is on gametrailers

A GARAXY OF POWERFUL RIVALS

Also Baoynetta but it's looking pretty silly........

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**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Oct 9, 2008, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Qwarky

TGS trailer of Infinite Space is on gametrailers

A GARAXY OF POWERFUL RIVALS

Also Baoynetta but it's looking pretty silly........

Infinite Space looks like the most boring game ever created. The trailer was just a succession of badly laid out menus, some generic anime characters and poorly animated spaceships falling apart into gummi blocks. Bayonetta on the other hand looks hilarious. Any game where you can spin on your head firing guns out of your heels can only be great and the comedy slow-mo panning shots across her zip-up crotch only add to the effect. This might be the game that sells me a PS3...

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Local time: Oct 9, 2008, 04:09 PM

It's coming for the 360 as well though.

I was speaking idiomatically.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Oct 9, 2008, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by Qwarky

It's coming for the 360 as well though.

Yay!

This could be the game that... er... keeps me playing my 360! I just watched the trailer again and noticed that halfway through her trousers vanish and turn in to hot pants. If this isn't the least subtle game for nerd to fap to I want to know what is.

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Inhert · 01:30 PM

Her whole suit is compose of her Hair. Yes she's basicaly naked with her hair covering her body to make a suit and every time she use a "magic" she shows more skin since she use her hair to perform those tricks.

That's what I read in an article about the game.

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Animechanic · Local time: Oct 9, 2008, 03:37 PM

Does that mean that the "MP potion" of the game is bottles of Rogaine?

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Single Elbow · Local time: Oct 9, 2008, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Torte

Hideki Kamiya (Devil May Cry) is heading up this new IP, backed by other notable names such as Shinji Mikami (Resident Evil) and Atsushi Inaba (Okami; Viewtiful Joe). Their new development studio is called Platinum Games and comprises former members of Capcom and the now defunct Clover.

Anyway, their first big project is Bayonetta - a "Climax Action Game". Bayonetta is a dark sorceress who battles angels using firearms, namely bayonets and custom-made shoes with guns attached!

The game is scheduled for a 2009 release for both the PS3 and 360. Oh, and it's being published by SEGA for whatever that's worth.

Man, I can't wait to see what becomes of this. It's destined for greatness!

Here are the first pics:

Die Angel!!!

Bayonetta May Cry?

A hell of a KICK to the face!!!

Sexy legs

The Moon...?

And the first teaser vid:
GameVideos.com - Bayonetta 'Debut' trailer HD Video

This somewhat feels like Bullet Witch on steroids. Oh well, worth a look I suppose.

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surasshu · Local time: Oct 10, 2008, 02:15 AM

"Climax Action Game". I was expecting something else... Looks good though! Definitely on my to-care-about list. Is any release date announced?

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