How to Chug a Beer?

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Are you retarded? Why would you even think of doing soemthing like this.

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Join a frat. You'll definately learn by trial and error. Or you can get hammered and then try chugging. You'll probably spill half of it and pass out. Then you can brag how you passed out during that party and how awesome it was.

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God you people are ignorant sometimes.

Some people (And not everyone mind) are able to literally open up their throat and pour liquid straight into their stomachs. There's no swallowing or gulping involved. Two of my mates can do it and I've seen one of them drink a pint of Guiness in under 2 seconds.

It's a party trick as much as anything else and don't try it with lager because you'll probably throw up.

Also, if you're biologically incapable of doing it, there's no way of teaching yourself how, I'm afraid. It's similar to being able to burp on command but subtley different. So yeah, either you can do it or you can't and if you've been trying and failed then you probably can't, sorry dude.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well my whole argument against you Shin, is that I originally couldn't do it because I didn't know HOW. Once I learned how, I realized I was able to do it. Just because you know how to do something doesn't mean you can do it. I mean I know how to run a mile in under 4 minutes, but I can barely break 5... so ya, some people just aren't able to do it, yes. But some people just haven't figured out they could because they didn't know how.

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Originally Posted by BZ

Are you retarded? Why would you even think of doing soemthing like this.

Because I'm a bored, lonely old man looking for some kicks in life. Seriously, what the fuck kind of question is that and what would you expect as a response? Get out of my thread.

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Originally Posted by NovaX

Of course, he's only talking about one beer, right? One beer is gonna down fast.

I know I can down a beer bong pretty quickly, 3 beers in about 5 gulps, but alot of my friends can't do it. I am not really sure how you'd open your throat, because I can do it, but there is no specific way I do it.

I've always been under the impression that a beer bong is made for the sole purpose to guzzle more then one beer in a short amount of time. My roomie's beer bong is made to hold 64 oz of beer and pretty much all beer bong's i have seen are similar.

If your using a beer bong for what it's meant and to it's maximum capacity, it is impossible to finish a beer bong in a second flat. Espically if the beer bong has a close/open valve on it.

Anyways, it is stupid to chug beer that quickly anyways, unless you plan to regulate yourself to piss water ( commerical brews ala Budweiser, Coors) the rest of your life. I would smack someone silly if i saw them beer bonging something like Dead guy ale or Guinness.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Guinness is too precious to bong, it MUST be enjoyed!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The biggest bong I've ever partaked in - was one that we set up on the staircase in our townhose - twenty feet of beer! (Close to three pitchers when full). I was never brave enough to attempt the entire staircase - but one of my friends was - he took it all in, and then threw a couple mouthfuls back up - because he said that the beer stopped flowing, and had filled his stomach, and most of his throat (causing him to throwup).

It was one of the greatest things I've ever witnessed, and Im definatly going to try at least 3/4 of the twenty-footer again!

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And now I have a goal in life...

Then again that would explain why I am not in school this semester and owe 1327 in fees... just a heads up for yall who think drinking is awesome... well it is... but the reprecussions are really not worth it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Gotta manage it right: I don't drink often at all. Last time I had anything was over a month ago. However, I think that this would still be a fun party trick to learn, and thus I'm gonna give it a try. The money isn't a problem, since it's not a frequent thing for me anyway.

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Yeah, boozing is expensive when you drink a 2-4/night.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by tweeter

Well my whole argument against you Shin, is that I originally couldn't do it because I didn't know HOW. Once I learned how, I realized I was able to do it. Just because you know how to do something doesn't mean you can do it. I mean I know how to run a mile in under 4 minutes, but I can barely break 5... so ya, some people just aren't able to do it, yes. But some people just haven't figured out they could because they didn't know how.

Oh yes, I win again .

Er.. What? Speak English, boy.

So you're saying that now you can do it? I thought the whole point of the thread was you asking how to do it?

Your whole point about just because you know how doesn't mean you can do something is exactly what I just said, idiot. Being able to pour liquid down your throat is a genetic thing and nothing at all to do with "Knowing how".

And as for the rest of you, if you're someone who can open their gullet, you don't need beer bongs or any shit like that, you just pour it down your throat, out of a pint glass usually.

It's not such a difficult concept to grasp really.

How ya doing, buddy?

I made the topic, and no, I can not do it yet. I didn't know what you said was true until you said it.

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