How often do you brush your teeth?

Twice a day: In the morning, and before I go to sleep. Brushing after every meal is ideal but simply not convenient.

Besides, for issues of bad breath when you can't brush, carrying around a pack of gum or mints works fine.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I usually brush twice: after breakfast and before bed. However, when I wake up late and don't eat breakfast, it is usually just before bed unless I'm going somewhere important (then I'll brush before leaving).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I usually do it once a day.

But, I've kind of been doing it once at night then once after my shower (usually in the morning).

Need to keep them nice and white.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I brushed them once a day for the longest time and still try to do so. I don't see the need to do any more than that. I've never had a cavity or needed any kind of dental work other than the work done in standard appointments. It works for me.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Because fuckers like me, there are rich odontologists around, I don't even remember if I have a toothbrush.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I brush once a day and that's in the morning. Mostly once.
There are some days that I brush twice.

FELIPE NO

Always at night, because that's the moment when saliva doesn't have its effect.

Never in the morning because you'll eat sugar meaning it's a waste to brush your teeth.

Unless I have a very important person to speak to, then I'll brush my teeth in the morning. I think I would start doing it when I get a real job.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Once after breakfast and once after dinner, and I floss at least after dinner, if not after breakfast as well.

How ya doing, buddy?

It varies depending on the time of year or what kind of day it is, and is sort of undesirable now that I look at it.


Once a day - When I don't get out of the house, then it's once every night. Thus, summertime is the most prone to once a day brushing.

Twice a day - Come school time, as in once before I go to school, and once at night.

Thrice a day - When I eat something that feels horrendously sugary/gooey. Or when I have classes that are more than 5 hours apart and as such, I'm in and out of the home.

How ya doing, buddy?

I brush my teeth twice a day, never think to do it after lunch...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Twice a day is standard for me, I could never imagine a third time because it's just not worth it. And why would one want even more fluoride in his/her system? That shit is toxic man.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Two to three times daily. If I have classes, I only have time to brush once in the morning before leaving and then a second time before going to bed. During weekends, I have time to brush 3-4 times since I typically have something to do on those days.

I was speaking idiomatically.