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LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO:
![]() The first time I saw a Lamborghini in person, I almost wrecked my car and killed me and my at-the-time girlfriend. There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
Man, those Gallardos are fuckin' NICE. I saw one up here in Three Rivers two years ago and I was impressed by one thing and one thing only... How fucking TINY they are. And yet, it's a 10 cylinder engine pushing 500+ horses. DANGEROUS WEAPON.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Yesh.. those lamborghinis..
saw one yesterday... and damn the sound that it makes. music to my ears. my dream to own one. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() |
![]() Aston Martin DB5 ![]() Sunbeam Tiger ![]() Ford Falcon XB Coupe All three are "movie cars". The Aston Martin is from Goldfinger and Casino Royale (2006). The Tiger is from the opening credits of "Get Smart" and the Ford Falcon is the model used for Mad Max's black v8 Interceptor. I've had the good fortune of driving a Tiger in the past; that sucker makes your balls vibrate something crazy. I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() |
![]() Pretty much a go-kart but hell is it fine. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Hehehe, Lotus 7.
How ya doing, buddy? ![]() |
![]() 1971 Datsun 240Z One of the lightest production sports cars (Typically you can get them to weigh right around 2100 after an engine swap), and you can fit things like BMW V12s or Chevy 377s in them. I'm buidilng mine with a VG30ET (SOHC Turbo charged V6 Nissan engine) and considering the RB26DETT, down the road. Also has a decent track and wheel-base, if you get the right coil-overs and wheel offset you can squeeze 265s in the rear and 245s in the front. It out handles some of the most expensive sports cars in the world if you tune it properly, also costs much less to build and maintain. How ya doing, buddy? ![]() Posting without content since 2002. |
![]() My car > Your car Especially Juan's car. Stupid Mexican even has the best car in his av/sig right now. OBVIOUS. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Veilside RX-7 Fortune.
![]() Drop a 20B into one if these things and I would never have any desire to drive another car for the rest of my days. But if I had to drive another car, I'd want it to be a 68 Dodge Charger R/T ![]() Most amazing jew boots |
![]() It's easy on the eyes and it has round headlamps. I like it, and maybe in fifteen years I may be able afford one. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() The text is part of the image and the two squires aren't exactly even. |
Currently, my favourite cars are the Spyker C12: ![]() or the Noble M15: ![]() They're both pretty fucking quick, sexy as anything and rare enough that you're never really going to pass another one without being so expensive you need to choose between a car or a house. The Spyker is Dutch but the Noble is further proof that although our general autmotive industry died long ago, Britain still make the best sports cars in the world by a massive margin. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() |
![]() I was speaking idiomatically.
Merchant: "You’re that thief, Locke, aren’t you?"
Locke: "Hey! Call me a Treasure Hunter, or I’ll rip your lungs out!" |
bumping the WRX orgy because I can.
![]() What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
![]() My family has a 2005 Honda S2000 in candy apple red. It's a pretty nice looking car, but the fucking thing has terrible suspension. I guess since it's based off a racer, but seriously...it's the bumpiest car I've ever ridden in. Needs some shocks like whoa. I guess the whole convertible-ness and hottness of the car makes up for it ultimately being uncomfortable. Kinda like women's shoes, I'd imagine. FELIPE NO |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Back to the classics ![]() The picture is of a 1924 Doble Type E. This car had a top speed of more than 110mph and could accelerate from 0 - 75 in about 10 seconds. The engine put out close to 1000 lb/ft of torque at zero RPM so it had no need for a transmission, it only had a hand operated throttle (built into the steering wheel) and a reverse lever. Best of all, the 314 c.i. engine made almost no noise and ran on kerosene. There is nothing like the power of steam. Now something a little more modern. ![]() Ultima GTR, even with the factory set up these things will smoke any product car on a track. Those looking for even more performance opt to put a big block V8 instead of the chevy small block from the factory. If I were to ever get into racing this would be the platform I'd want to use. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() "In a somewhat related statement. Hugging fat people is soft and comfy. <3" - Jan "Jesus, Gumby. You just...came up with that off the top of your head?" - Alice |
I used to like the S2000 until I drove one.
When Honda shattered all of my dreams, I was going to buy one earlier this year, but I test drove it and I realized just how fucking heavy it is for its size. I came to the realization that my Integra is faster than the S2000. Yeah, the S2000 is RWD, but it's got a good 600~800lbs. on my Integ, and I actually have more WHP in my Integ than a stock S2k. Go figure. There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() Posting without content since 2002. |
I have a feeling that my choice will be unpopular, but (for some reason) the Bentley Continental Flying Spur struck me as an absolute joy to drive.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
![]() Sadly, the non-WRC Citroens are butt ugly. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() |