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 Member 6422 Level 41.55 May 2006 
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I spilled a glass of milk at the age of six. Plastic cup, tiled floor. No big deal.
My mother, however, is probably the most literal person on the planet. Beaten on the ass with a wooden spoon and sent to my room for the rest of the weekend as a result of "don't cry over spilt milk". Times have changed significantly, though. Over Christmas I'd been drinking copious amounts of scotch (nobody else on the tour we were on wanted theirs, so hey, give it to the bored sixteen-year-old to brighten his day!). Went inside and I wound up spilling a glass of mulled wine all over my mother's shoes and she was like "oh you are quite clumsy" and left it at that. I am so great. There's nowhere I can't reach.  |
Member 3267 Level 26.23 Mar 2006
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Did you cry after the milk spilt and before your Mother punished you or after?
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by Divest; Jun 18, 2007 at 06:47 PM.
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Member 6422 Level 41.55 May 2006
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 I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Krelian 
Divest