Snakes On A Plane (Trailer)

But, JT, that is what makes it so Oscar-worthy.

Originally Posted by Thrik

Indeed, and remember:

...which was said already just a few posts above yours...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That's what I was quoting, and why I said "remember". :dopey_love:

It was in response to the "Samuel must be desperate" business.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If all the snakes are poisonous, why the hell was there an anaconda (it came crashing down through the lights or something)?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

That's the end of level boss.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I don't see the correlation between Samuel being desperate for roles and him wanting the name "Snakes on a Plane"

Oh and don't forget to check this new trailer in case you missed it in a previous post

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, at the end of the day, it's Samuel L. Jackson — to think that he'd take on something like this out of acting desperation as opposed to finding the name and concept absolutely hilarious as various accounts would imply seems kind of preposterous to me.

Maybe I just don't know much about the whole acting scene, though.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Thrik

Well, at the end of the day, it's Samuel L. Jackson — to think that he'd take on something like this out of acting desperation as opposed to finding the name and concept absolutely hilarious as various accounts would imply seems kind of preposterous to me.

That's what most base actors WOULD do, actually, now that I think about it. Not just Samuel.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

They even have t-shirts out to promote the movie!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I had a dream about this movie. It sucked.

(But only because I got my face eaten)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I want one of those shirts. They are most righteous.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I agree — I think I might order one next week.

Also, enemy list.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Yamamanama

You're all wrong. The sequel is in fact SNAKES ON AN ELEVATOR.

:lolsign:

YES YES YES YES YES
The ending was the best part.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Megalith

Why is the CG so bad.

why do you fail at punctuation.

sup, worst film of the year?
Samuel L. Jackson really can't say no, can he?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

That movie may be the coming of Armageddon, but damn, those t-shirts ROCK. I want one.

Seriously.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by joshi

sup, worst film of the year?
Samuel L. Jackson really can't say no, can he?

You don't get it. It's terrible, yes, but that's why it's going to be so good. That's why he did it, because it's just so stupid. Just thinking of the title makes me laugh. SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Everything about it is bad. Bad acting, bad special effects, bad dialog, but it's completely intentional.

It's one thing to try to make a serious movie and have it turn out awful, but to make an awful movie and know you're doing it from the start? Well, it works for the Wayans brothers.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by galen

You don't get it. It's terrible, yes, but that's why it's going to be so good. That's why he did it, because it's just so stupid. Just thinking of the title makes me laugh. SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Everything about it is bad. Bad acting, bad special effects, bad dialog, but it's completely intentional.

It's one thing to try to make a serious movie and have it turn out awful, but to make an awful movie and know you're doing it from the start? Well, it works for the Wayans brothers.

I wasn't aware that there was something to "get".
the fact that the idea is ridiculous and the film will be more of a comedy than a horror flick is far from above my head, my friend. but the fact that it looks absurdly hilarious doesn't make it any better. shit, I will definately still see it, even if it is making the Larry the Cable Guy movie look like fucking art house material.
I was just amazed that, given his abilities, Samuel L. Jackson still finds time to do movies like Deep Blue Sea, the Man, and, of course, Snakes On A Plane.

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OH SNAP

Next movie: SHARKS ON A TRAIN

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I keep hoping that he'll die the same he did in Deep Blue Sea. while giving a motivational speech.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Just one question: Is the movie intended to be a spoof/ a movie that knows its bad?

I might just order one of those shirts.

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Originally Posted by Dark Nation

Just one question: Is the movie intended to be a spoof/ a movie that knows its bad?

I might just order one of those shirts.

Yes.

It's supposed to be a callback to old stupid B-movies.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Thrik

That's the end of level boss.

HYDRA MUCH!?1

I heard about this over on GAF, and just about every place I've frequented has been talking about this flick.... simply because of the name. Either way, it sounds like a B-movie spoof like most others have said.

I'll one-up you, galen. How about Sharks on the Soul Train.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Zeo

Yes.

It's supposed to be a callback to old stupid B-movies.

Awesome, that makes the movie that much more awesomer in anticipation.

FELIPE NO

...... snakes on a plane... how exciting can it get? and how many snakes can they get on a plane? maybe if it was a shit load of snakes on a plane...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Check out the trailer jouhou, there's a bucketload of snakes (at least) (Link to trailer in my sig, the SoaP part).

Jam it back in, in the dark.

How did the boss snake get in the light fixture in the first place?

There's nowhere I can't reach.