You woke my cat!

Wow DN, it sounds like your the typical Nice Guy on your block. And I don't even see a swear word at all in your post.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Krizzzopolis

Actually, I'm more interested in ridiculous stories of Mrs. Nixon. Please?

There are no more interesting cat stories, they were probably the most interesting. She really is a nice lady when she isn't fretting over something, but she is a racist, and in fact at times seems genuinely scared of other races.

I have quite a few Asian and Middle Eastern friends who come around after school sometimes. Mrs. Nixon would often also come around for afternoon tea and cake or something with my mum, but leave whenever me and my friends entered the house. She comes up with some of the worst excuses also, once she claimed she was late for a haircut and the next time we saw her she didn't seem to have her hair cut. So we queried her about it. She insisted that she had. She has since used the same excuse and we believe she got her husband to do a trim of her hair (he once worked as a hair dresser). She also used the excuse that she needed to sweep the driveway. I now try to ask my friends to come over anytime she comes around.

Also she gave her husband a bedtime of 9.00pm after he spent one night out late drinking at the pub.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by NovaX

Also she gave her husband a bedtime of 9.00pm after he spent one night out late drinking at the pub.

lol, dude, I feel sorry for him.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?