[News] Anna Nicole Smith dead at 39

Wow.

If that mysterious OD turns out to be foul play heads will roll and the media will be sensationalized.

...crap.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Yahoo.news

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. -
Anna Nicole Smith, the voluptuous former Playboy centerfold who married an octogenarian billionaire and waged a legal battle for his fortune all the way to the Supreme Court, died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel. She was 39.

The blond bombshell — who recently became tabloid fodder all over again after the sudden, apparently drug-related death of her 20-year-old son — was stricken while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino and was rushed to a hospital.

Edwina Johnson, chief investigator of the Broward County Medical Examiner's Office, said the cause of death was under investigation and an autopsy would be done on Friday.

A private nurse called 911 after finding Smith unresponsive in her sixth-floor room, said Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger. He said Smith's bodyguard administered cardiopulmonary resuscitation about an hour before she was declared dead.

Another Source Poke!!!!

Who would have thunk it huh?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I dunno...sick twist of irony?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Damn. I so did not see this coming.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

Pity for it to happen of all times though.

R.I.P Anna Nicole Smith, we'll miss your dimwittedness.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I thought it was a joke at first as well.

I mean, damn, all this shit about her in the news and then suddenly she's dead. I think the fact that she was so young is the scariest part of this.

FELIPE NO

I heard about this on the radio this afternoon. Wasn't sure if it was a joke. The radio host brought up something said by Rosie O'Donnell this morning on the View. Something along the lines of: I am sick and tired of hearing about Anna Nicole Smith! and then she rolled her eyes. That was before this story broke.

Guess who Rosie's gonna be talking about tomorrow?

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I know she always emulated Marilyn Monroe, but this is taking it a bit too far.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I read breaking news on CNN earlier today that she was found in a room unconscious. Might be an entire conspiracy going on here.... Or, I guess it could be nothing as usual.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Maybe she's not really dead and kicking it with Elvis somewhere.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Eh, I don't see what the fuss is about. It's fucked up and tragic that she was so young and now leaves a child motherless, but it's not like it's a huge loss (aside from her b00bz).

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm predicting an Anna Nicole Smith autobiographical movie next year.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I wonder what the rating on that will be.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Anna Nicole Smith rises from grave to make film!
Says Smith as a reason for her resurrection, "All that decomposing would be awful for my complexion."

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If anyone is coming back from the "dead," it'll be Tupac.

It's a shame she died with a new born baby. I hope the baby finds some loving parents.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

After I heard this, I was like "WTF?", but at the same time... well, you have to think.

People die everyday in mysterious circumstance. Lots of them. But why do people suddenly feel bad on hearing about something like that just because the person involved with famous?

If she was just some blonde person, not many people would care.

Though that comment is kind of redundant.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Finally. Now that the final piece is in place, the Knights Templar can rise once again. Once Anna meets up with Tupac, Elvis, and Saddam heads will roll. Be ready.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Draz

After I heard this, I was like "WTF?", but at the same time... well, you have to think.

People die everyday in mysterious circumstance. Lots of them. But why do people suddenly feel bad on hearing about something like that just because the person involved with famous?

If she was just some blonde person, not many people would care.

Though that comment is kind of redundant.

This always happens when someone famous dies. First comes the shock, then/and the jokes, and then putting the death in the back of their minds. I mean just look at the Crock Hunter thread. But being that Anna Nicole Smith was in the news for so long especially after her son died, it hit in a different way for some people. Besides given that her son died and then months later she just dropped dead...it gives a whole conspiracy air to the whole thing, and a lot of people like that....especially famous deaths that give off that vibe. Mostly because of the fact that everyone knows them.

Personally...I'm just repeating what everyone else said when I say I thought it was a joke. This actually came straight out of left field...a death that you wouldn't think would happen for sometime...

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May she be forever stacked.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

This is sad and just a little strange. She's been on all the entertainment shows for the past I don't know how long and everytime she's was on she acted like she was drugged up with something....even though it wasn't much different than every other time she was on tv or in public. I'm thinking the flu-like symptoms might have been a little more. Most people don't die from sudden flu-like symptoms.

Anyway, what do you want to bet that the guy, who was crying on tv everyday about how he's the father of Dannilynne (horrible one word first name btw), will either (A) Make an even bigger deal about it now that she's dead and her money has to go somewhere or (B) He'll drop the whole thing because without Anna Nicole around he's not gonna get the same publicity he got before. And if he tries, it will be labeled as tacky, despite Anna's reputation.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm willing to bet that she died from the residual effects of whatever diet pills she was gorging on. That stuff's dodgy.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

"SOUTH BRONX PARADISE, BABY!"
"South Bronx Parasites."
"Ehh... That's typical liberal media..."

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Bigblah

I'm willing to bet that she died from the residual effects of whatever diet pills she was gorging on. That stuff's dodgy.

I'm curious how the reported temperature she had the night before played into this whole thing. I have a feeling she had a stroke or an embolism. Or both.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Word on the street is marijuana overdose.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I just heard about this today myself. To tell the truth I can't get anough celebrity news, and at my cousin's house where my social circle is mainly located, we always talked about Anna Nicole Smith, and everybody pretty much liked her. Shame she had to go so shortly after her baby was born.

Originally Posted by pompadork

Also her wiki is getting vandalized so bad

(Reverted 1 edit by TheSPICYcabbage identified as vandalism to last revision made by Skatepunk dot net.)
SHE DIED CUZ SHE FUCKED TOO MANY NIGGERS AND GOT EVERY FUCKING POSSIBLE DISEASE POSSIBLE. FUCKING SLUT!

Wow. That is ridiculous. To think I know people that actually attempt to use Wikipedia as a credible resoruce.

There's nowhere I can't reach.