Theoretical Suicide

Originally Posted by pompadork

Gruesome is too hard to do. I think i'd just eat some deadly plant or seed or something and die in the woods and have the rabbits bury me.

Most poisons are a terrible way to die...

Oddly enough the only time I have ever really thought about killing myself it was by ramming a sword through my heart, a fleeting thought I assure you. Though if I were actually intent on killing myself I would tell all my friends and family I got the job of a lifetime in XX state and that I was moving away, then go out into the woods with a lot of explosives (10lbs or more and possibly mixed with thermite) then dig a hole, a deep one, climb down into the hole and set the explosives off. The bomb means instant death and the hole should be deep enough that when the dirt settles back down to the earth my body should be covered. Because it would take a long time (probably weeks) to dig an appropriately deep hole it would give me plenty of time to actually stop and think about whether or not I really want to die.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, firstly - I wouldn't... Secondly, even if I did put myself to death out of my own volition (It won't be until I've got everything that I'd want of my life ^^ ) I'd probably go while meditating, simply stopping my life processes.

How ya doing, buddy?

One thing actually that I've had a thought about. Even a bullet to the head must surely be an eternity of pain before you died? There's no way of knowing. In that sense, I think there is no painless way to kill yourself. Except maybe morphine overdose. But who knows who would be about to tell anyone?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

(Maybe you all will consider me a bit crazy.)

Everyday, I always think about death, dying, and how to die. About how death is so mysterious, and how mysterious it is that many conspiracies are made based on it. The truth is, sometimes I imagine commiting a suicide just to know what death is. There's nothing to loose; besides, I don't really have a lot that will cry on my graveyard.

But in my inner heart, I know that suicide is a very stupid thing to be done. To throw away life that is hard to be made and to waste it away on stupid things are very wicked and honestly, I hate those kind of people. Except if there is no other away. But only if...

Despite all that, I still think about dying. Of all causes. But usually I think of dying for others, like suicide attack or self-sacrifice, since I haven't tried protecting someone in my life. I don't know...I'm still 18. I'm still too young to talk about life.

Suicide hh? Both holy heretic and stupid.

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Originally Posted by Ozma

Suicide hh? Both holy and stupid.

Stupid, but definitely not holy.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Alice

Stupid, but definitely not holy.

Oops...did I write 'holy'? Sorry, my mistake . It should be 'heretic'. a bit far from content heh?

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Originally Posted by tenseiken

I'd go the simple route. Click-click. Bang. Brains on the wall. It would be instant, painless, and decisive.

Another one I have considered is jumping off a really tall building, but I imagine working up the nerve to do it would be more difficult. Plus there's the possibility that I might land on someone else--depending on the height of the building--which could kill them, and I wouldn't want that.

Don't be too sure a gun to the head would work ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage He's had a stick through his brain and he survived. I had a lecture where the lecturer was talking about brain injuries, and some guy, a store manager, was shot in the head by some guy he fired, and he survived, just that he went blind because the areas that process info from the brain just happened to be the one that konked out. It's probably not as easy as the movies seem to make it out...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I will strap a bomb on myself, and blow myself up in a DBZ convention. Lesser dbz nerds for a better world.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

don't theorise, suicide...ise

it was cooler when bratz did it

There's nowhere I can't reach.

There Was A Time When I Used To Have Very Bad Grades And Then Sometimes, I Thought About Throwing Myself In Front Of A Train, But Then I Was Like "Hey, First Of All, The Poor Train Driver, And Then, My Family". But If I Really Had To Commit Suicide, I Think I Would Tell Someone To Tie My Hands On My Back And Let Me Listen To Celine Dion's Greatest Hits At A Very High Volume So That I Would Go Crazy In No Time!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've thought about it at various points of my life but I know (at least at this point) I'd never do it. I'm just too curious to see what's ahead and I know life can take good turns with the bad. Just need to be patient.

If, however, I did do it I'd more than likely go kill myself, and plan it in such a way, that no one would ever find the body. Or by the time they did it'd be so long ago the impact wouldn't be much. I don't know, I'd rather just have people think I disappeared and leave it at that. Plus, the people that would be hurt by my death wouldn't be as hurt (though they still would be) if all that happened was that I fell off the face of the planet. They'd still have the hope I'd show up some day.

What a depressing topic. =/

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Not much for me to say, I'd rather not remember it. But I've been through the thoughts and had the process planned out. When the moment struck, I stopped myself. Thoughts of Suicide occur when the mind knows no other means of escaping a terrible problem that causes enourmous amounts of emotional pain.

Not everyone can fight it alone. And when trying to get help.. at the slightest sign of bigotry, or stoicism(don't care), get away from that person. . Don't need someone making it worse.

I was speaking idiomatically.

oh I had it planned out one day when I was grade nine, but my cat stopped me, I owe him my life. I was going to inhale car fumes and have a towel around me to make sure it was all I was breathing. I was by myself and the car was in the driveway. I was very depressed during my early teens.

I am glad my cat stopped me, I love life more then ever, he has been dead for a few years now, but I still tend to his grave every year, I owe him so much.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I never thought that this thread would stir up so much controversy and still be around by this time. And here I was just a little curious.

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Intersting idea, Dekoa.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

And when trying to get help.. at the slightest sign of bigotry, or stoicism(don't care), get away from that person. . Don't need someone making it worse.

There's nothing wrong with a stoic reaction. You can be stoic and care, you're just not flipping out because this person is thinking suicide. I know what you mean anyway, though.

Chibi Neko: How exactly did your cat stop you? Was he in the same area as you and you had to stop so he wouldn't die too?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

When I was a teen, I thought about killing myself all the time. I was sure noone would give a crap (my dad barely communicated with me, and my mother had called me a waste product and said I ruined her life). I thought pills would be the best way, and actually kind of tried it, but all it did was make me sick and give me a nervous breakdown (I didn't take enough to be hospitalized...I chickened out). Now I wouldn't want to commit suicide...my kids need me. I'm not as miserable as I was as a teen, thank goodness. ^^

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I begin to wonder how many people in this thread had actually tried commiting suicide...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Some of these are frighteningly exact.

That being said, I'd probably jump off of a bridge. I like the water, I may be knocked out instantaneously, and if I tried to drown, it would be less frightening than what I can only imagine would be the gastly experience of trying to survive while drowning.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

Intersting idea, Dekoa.
Chibi Neko: How exactly did your cat stop you? Was he in the same area as you and you had to stop so he wouldn't die too?

he did two things, first he followed me everywhere, like he could sense something. I got the keys to my mom's car and knelt on the floor, he got on my lap and stared right in to my eyes for a long time, when I turned my head, he would get off my lap and walked in front of my face and kept staring at me. i swear I saw a sad expression on his face, I then said to myself "I can't do it"

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh yea my method..

Spoiler:

It was a rainy night(which held no significance to my decision, but you can say it signified a dark hour of my life) my plan was to wait for a car to come down the road and then dash out in front it at full speed on my bicycle

I got overwhelmed by memories of my friend and mom among other thoughts and I got off my bike and walked home with it. I've not had suicidal thoughts since then and my life is even SHITTIER than before.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Chibi Neko

he did two things, first he followed me everywhere, like he could sense something. I got the keys to my mom's car and knelt on the floor, he got on my lap and stared right in to my eyes for a long time, when I turned my head, he would get off my lap and walked in front of my face and kept staring at me. i swear I saw a sad expression on his face, I then said to myself "I can't do it"

Cats are awesome like that. Back in 2002 when my cat SoBe was a kitten he NEVER meowed. Yet, when CPS took my son and Lenore's kids away and we got home he immediately sensed something and was just a meowing mess. He never stopped meowing from that day on.

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