Where do you work? And what do you do?

I work as a lot guy at Home Depot, but I prefer to use the term "bitch". I'm generally yelled at by everyone in the store because I can't do a million things at once (well, realistically, it's 7), one of the managers keeps making stuff to get me in trouble, they refused to give me at least 30 hours when I kept saying that was I needed to pay the bills and it's gone for so long that now I need 40 hours a week to catch up and they still don't want to do that while meanwhile there are people who actually want 20 hours a week that are getting 40, they only give me as little as six or seven hours between shifts (tonight I get 10 hours before tomorrow's shift.... w00...), they lock up the doors at night and don't unlock them until fifteen minutes after everyone's clocked out but damned if you're gonna get any extra pay for those fifteen minutes and damned if you're gonna get to come in any later to your next shift which by all means I think is illegally close to the current shift as it is, it's a horrible job. I'm almost inclined to say Wal Mart looks appealing. I would have left long ago if I didn't need money and I'm actively looking for another job so I can get out of that hell hole as soon as I can.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I am a tax enforcement inspector for the federal tax enforcement departement in Brussels. I make people pay even when they don't want :dealer:

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm a full time student, but this summer I will be doing some pretty cool research in a Cell Biology lab here at McGill. This is going to be my first taste of doing actual research, so I'm quite looking forward to it. Plus, I get to use a million dollar microscrope.

Most amazing jew boots

I'm a student and work part time at my locale Gottschalks and the receiving dock. My work day consists of me getting up at 3am, be at work by 4 and then listening to loud rock music with the other guys on the dock and lift heavy boxes and process them (i.e. putting censors and the cloths). However it's actually pretty fun. Great people work there and on slow days we get to screw off and play shuffleboard or...(picture of me):


Robot wars baby...YEEHAW!!! I won by the way. hahahah.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I have an office job(at Comprint Solutions) going around the various floors in business buildings stocking print rooms with paper and printer toners. Thats about all I do. so essentially I'm a paper boy at a printing company. but I think during the summer I'll get to learn how to fix printers and what not.

on a side note: wow, someone from 1up.com posts here too! amazing! I visit that site everyday. /cheer

How ya doing, buddy?

I used to work for my dad at his medical lab, but with school, I decided to quit my job there and focus on my studies. Nowadays I just go with my dad on occasion and help him out with his carpentry work to make a few bucks here and there.

FELIPE NO

I currently work at the United States Naval Research Laboratory. I work in the Tactical Electronics Warfare Division. I write applications and plug-ins for a 3-D simulation, visualization, mission-planning tool. I got this job two summers ago, before my junior year of college. Because I'm an undergraduate, one would think this is just a co-op/internship; but my hiring process pretty much makes this a real job, just with an undergraduate pay. Once I graduate and decide to continue here, I'll get paid tons more. During the some semesters, I worked part-time; and when I couldn't work, I'm put on leave without pay.

I am going through interview processes right now as well as awaiting decisions from other companies. So far, I only got an offer from Lockheed Martin. I'm trying to move more in the way of "Computer Engineering" rather than just the "Computer Science" I've been doing.

And then on the side, I'm trying to get into some technology start-up ventures. I'm taking classes and entering area events and stuff... it's pretty fun. Maybe one of my groups ridiculous ideas will come through.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm currently a part-time student at Florida Atlantic University, and work part time as an associate manager at a local Regal theater.

After summer, I intend to quit my job and become a full-time student. I'm going nowhere at this rate.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm a paper carrier. While this job is a pain in the ass, for example delivering papers in a foot of snow with blistering cold winds blowing into your eyeballs, it's also not that bad because I work however and whenever I want, to a certain extent of course. I should apply for a "real" job soon, though. I'm getting sick of this.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I work for an Oil company as an exploitation engineer. But I'm just a coop student.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I am a leasing and marketing director for a residential and commercial property managment firm.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm a full time student at Columbia State Community College, and I work part time at a department store.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I teach piano in my home. It's pretty good money for a 19 year old, and its not time consuming at all, flexible hours, under the table. It doenst get much better

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Currently, I'm unemployed. I am, however, a full-time college student, who should be admitted in physics next term. I've already been accepted at the three universities where I've applied. As it is, my first choice is McGill University, assuming I'm accepted in their honours program which you have to apply to after applying for physics and which requires better grades than the regular "major/minor" program, meaning I can't be certain I'll be accepted for that. If I'm not accepted, then I'll probably be going to another university in the province of Quebec.

I hate choosing schools. And applying to them.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by masamune_3

I work for an Oil company as an exploitation engineer. But I'm just a coop student.

Does that mean that you spend your days analyzing current events and attempting to spin them in such a way as to raise oil prices across the continent?

How ya doing, buddy?

I'm the microbiologist for a small food company in San Francisco Bay Area. This basically means I analyze food samples (nut seasonings, sausage seasonings, spices, etc) for dangerous bacteria (E. Coli and Staphyloccocus to name a couple). I also assay these samples for yeast and mold.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm a freelance musician, mostly in quartets. This means I play for weddings, wine & cheese parties, and other generally boring events. BUT I make good money while doing it.

I was in my hometown's local symphony, and if I'm ever there when they have a concert I could sub in. I also do some freelance graphic design and art, but that's not nearly as often as the music gigs.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm a dealer... and no, not the drug kind.

I play cards, blackjack, baccara, and a few other games for one of the three casinos in Quebec. It's a pretty decent job except for the fact that everyone blames their life-problems on you...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I stock shelves, on the night shift.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Here is a picture of where I work. The church had an auction today, and I was there all day playing music and controlling the auctioneer's mic. No big deal. Tomorrow and every sunday though, I get to mix live music! Woo hoo! Most people are very intimidated by the apperance of the board, but it's not even 1/16 as complicated as it looks.

I was speaking idiomatically.

:lolsign: I work at Toys R Us, and I watch little kids come in and mess the store up for me to clean later on. Then on Thursay, I go to the back and unload the large truck full of useless plastics.:lolsign:

Also i'm a full-time college kid like "YeOldeButchere", so I dont have much time to do anything.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I graduated from college last december and have been looking for work in my field (graphic design) since then. Til i find something, I'm still working for Blue Cross Blue Shield doing data entry. Its some of the most boring work on the planet, but my manager leaves 3 hours into my shift, and I kinda/sorta don't do anything the rest of the night.

FELIPE NO

I have 2 jobs:

1. I'm a pianist at my local church, and do that during the fall and winter months. Good pay, few hours: works well.

2. I'm a Cedar Point ride host during summer, starting last day of April and going through the end of August. This year I'm starting on maXair. I get to wear a fake smile, push buttons, ride rides for free, and have a great summer!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Right now I stock shelves on the night shift at the local Zellers.

And shortly I'll be doing some occasional fletching as a sort of apprentice to a crazy bowyer/fletcher I know.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1. Full time student. Takes up a shitload of time, given my major. And that I go to A&M >__<

2. Undergrad research assistant for Geophysics lab. We take out Electromag gear on occasion (every saturday starting next week until school ends) from early in the morning to the evening across one day. Then we look at the data, filter out the noise in the waves, and get nice, clean data. Upper tier oil companies get a real hard-on for EM work.

3. On afternoons or off-days from school, I work in a jewelry store. I make, repair, appraise, and sell the jewelry. Quite a fun job ;D A nice cruise-control type of mental stress as compared to the Geop EM stuff *shudders* Not that being a Jeweler is easy or anything like that...

There's nowhere I can't reach.