If you could bring 5 people back from the dead...

Originally Posted by parKbench

5. George Washington - He could start a Revolution to get Bush out of office.

If this were possible, you don't think it would have happened already? Revolutions in this country are impossible. People would just look at you like you were some sort of primitive terrorist.

All revolutionaries look like bad guys in the beginning.

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Originally Posted by parKbench

5. George Washington - He could start a Revolution to get Bush out of office.

So, you'd want Washington to perform acts of treason--going against the Constitution he helped bring about?

I really don't know how to react to that.....

It's kind of funny, in a way....

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I don't think it'd be much of a problem if he believed that his ideals weren't being upheld.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Isn't the Constitution for the people, by the people? The whole point of the democrocy is supposed to be that if the people don't like it, they can change it....in theory.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You what else works in theory? Communism.

Pinko commie traitors

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The five I'd bring back,eh?
1) Jack the Ripper- Well, he was the most vicious serial killer who had a purpose in life, killing prostitutes. He makes me happy.
2) Jack the Ripper inpersonater- I just want to see Jack kill this guy, I wouldn't be flattered if some guy decided to mimic my killing ways.
3) Mary Kelly- Victim of Jack's last and most vicious murder. I hear her in my sleep sometimes, and it kind of freaks me out a little. I'd bring her back so Jack would kill her again.
4) Adolf Hitler- I'd bring him back because he doesn't deserve the pineapple in the butt in Hell. He deserves the good ol' Medieval torture you can only get here in America.
5) My great-grandfather- He fought in WWI, WWII, Vietnam, and in the Cold War, but he never talked much. In all his life he killed over 200 men, by himself, and I would want him to miss out what's happening here. It would make him happy...to kill one last time.

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Originally Posted by Sir Lavitz of B

1) Jack the Ripper- Well, he was the most vicious serial killer who had a purpose in life, killing prostitutes. He makes me happy.
2) Jack the Ripper inpersonater- I just want to see Jack kill this guy, I wouldn't be flattered if some guy decided to mimic my killing ways.
3) Mary Kelly- Victim of Jack's last and most vicious murder. I hear her in my sleep sometimes, and it kind of freaks me out a little. I'd bring her back so Jack would kill her again.

Just say it. You have a hard-on for necrophillia.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I thought he was making fun of me for a second.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sir Lavitz of B

4) Adolf Hitler- I'd bring him back because he doesn't deserve the pineapple in the butt in Hell. He deserves the good ol' Medieval torture you can only get here in America.
5) My great-grandfather- He fought in WWI, WWII, Vietnam, and in the Cold War, but he never talked much. In all his life he killed over 200 men, by himself, and I would want him to miss out what's happening here. It would make him happy...to kill one last time.

The good ol' Medieval torture you can only get here in America? Uh yeah. Not really. What're we gonna do, put in him a max security prison where he can watch cable tv, lift weights, and take long ass raping showers that I bet he'd enjoy anyways?

Exactly when was your great-grandfather born?

1. Mozart for the same reason as Jeff135... 35 years is too short.
2. George Washington. I'd imagine he'd be so politically reactionary that he'd puke at the current state of things. Then he'd take on all 3 branches of gov't in a cage match.
3. Jim Henson: died waaaaaaaay before his time should've been up.
4. Fred Rogers cause the man was basically a saint and we need more like him.

A 5th will need some more thought.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Let's see, I would bring back:

1. Jesus Christ. I realize if you believe he existed at all, he technically rose and ascended to Heaven later on. However, I am under the belief he was a rather enlightened man, and there are some things I would LOVE to ask him.

2. Thomas Jefferson. With all the questions around on what the Constitution really says, let's ask the man who freaking wrote it.

3. Richard Wagner. He needs to make another opera series like Der Ring des Nibelungen.

4. Albert Einstein. So he could elaborate on his freaking theory and maybe cut out a decade or so of physicist circle-jerking.

5. Steve Erwin. Because lol.

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Originally Posted by Moon

2. Thomas Jefferson. With all the questions around on what the Constitution really says, let's ask the man who freaking wrote it.

I think you mean James Madison. Jefferson wasn't even at the Constitutional Convention. He wrote the Declaration of Independence.

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Originally Posted by parKbench

Isn't the Constitution for the people, by the people? The whole point of the democrocy is supposed to be that if the people don't like it, they can change it....in theory.

Except treason is the only crime defined and "outlawed" in the Constitution.

I was speaking idiomatically.

How is changing the Constitution treason? If that's the case we've had 27 acts of "treason" in the last 200 years.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Moon

5. Steve Erwin. Because lol.

Lol..... I thought he'd get his arm torn off or something and quit. But that was seriously anti-climactic of him.

I'd bring back

1. Bruce Lee. There needs to be some good Chinese movies again.

2. Aristotle, so we can tell him that alot of his theories were wrong.

3. Anita Muy, IT WAS SOOOO SAD WHEN SHE DIED!!!!!!

4. Spike Spiegal.....

5. Steve Erwin so he can get eaten by a crocadile.

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It's Irwin, guys.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1. Satchmo (Louis Armstrong)... For pretty obvious reasons, I bet he'd do a few Hollywood movies or something like that, it's always fun to hear his voice after some other singer's been going on for ages singing his or her heart out.

2. George Gershwin, he died way too young, in my opinion one of, if not the best composer in American history.

3. Søren Kierkegaard, it'd be fun to see his reaction of what the world is like now.

4 & 5 My grandparents from my mothers side, they might not be famous, but I keep on hearing about things I have in common with them that I don't with the rest of my crazy ass family.

There are probably a lot of others, as well as a lot who just died recently that I really wish I'd meet before they died, but then again, how many people actually DO meet the famous people they look up to?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1. Steve Irwin: Anyone who makes people interested in 'creepy' animals are always awesome in my book.

2. Walt Disney: Considering the crap Disney has been pumping out for years now, I'm sure Walt could put the company back on track.

3. No clue

4. No clue

5. Mom :'(

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- Stanley Kubrick: The guy was a genious. He can grab any stupid book and make a masterpiece.

- My Granma

- Mmmm....Aerith? To hell with her, bring Yuri back.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Someone beat me to saying Chris Farley.

I also agree with Steve Irwim.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Dizzy

- Mmmm....Aerith?

You just had to open old wounds didn't you.....

I used Tifa, Cloud AND Aeris in my party so i was totally F*CKED at that point in the story which i know we have all gotten to.

Thanks a lot i gotta go cut myself now....

I was speaking idiomatically.

1. Douglas Adams. We need that 6th Hitchhiker's Guide book so bad.
2. Tony Jay. The greatest voice mankind has ever known.
3. Chris Latta. STARSCREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!
4. Arcueid Brunestud. Sniff.
5. Mahatma Ghandi.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Leknaat

Except treason is the only crime defined and "outlawed" in the Constitution.

Where?

Oh, and, uh, I'd bring back, uh...

Jesus. I guess.

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Originally Posted by Hachifusa

Where?

Originally Posted by Article III, Section 3

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. No person shall be convicted of treason unless on the testimony of two witnesses to the same overt act, or on confession in open court.

The Congress shall have power to declare the punishment of treason, but no attainder of treason shall work corruption of blood, or forfeiture except during the life of the person attainted.

Therefore, bringing about an amendment to the constitution by military coup of sorts does qualify as treason due to the manner in which that change would be effected.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1. My Mom
2. My Dad
3. John Lennon- I think he died before his time
4. JFK- if he'd have the time, he probably would be the most memorable president to date.
5. Anna Nicole Smith- What the world without "Trimspa Baby"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1. Saddam Hussein
2. Jesus
3. Prophet Muhammad
4. Joseph Stalin
5. Adolf Hitler

There's nowhere I can't reach.