Ultraviolet

Were you there? The line was ridiculous.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I left and went to Midtown Comics instead.

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This will be one of those movies that when it comes out on DVD...will have a "uncut extended edition" with a shiny cardboard sleeve. Ill buy it just because I will want to have it.

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Yes curse those shiny cardboard sleeves...I might just buy it so I can rip it and edit in my own Myster Science Theater to the damn thing and then distribute it online. I can just see silhouette of the chairs and the three guys and then one reaching up groping that one dudes nose nipples every time he was on screen.

Originally Posted by *Akira*

This movie has spawned some nice inside jokes if nothing else. I thought that the one good idea, the weapons, were completely wasted in this steaming pile.

True...the weapons/dimensional space things were actually cool and yet somehow they still fucked it up.

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Wow, the movie must be exceptionally crap, because it doesn't even look like they're going to screen it in Australia (just checked out some websites for cinemas down here, and I can't even find a mention of it)... and we've had a pretty crappy selection of films down here lately

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Originally Posted by XerxesTheMighty

best worst movie I have ever seen

Pretty much sums it up for me. I would liken it the Underworld movies, or FF7:AC. The action and visual style was great...it's the spiritual successor to Equilibrium, so there's plenty of gun kata and impossibly-shaped muzzle flashes. But plot, acting, dialog...all pretty much nonexistent. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Totally worth my $6.

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Yeah, this movie was just o-k. I was excepting something better than Equilibrium but it turns out that I guess I expected a bit too much.

The fight scenes were alright, parts of the movie were slow, and some of the dialouge was just downright lame. Not much backstory was given, and it seemed to just go by way too quickly.

Overall though, it was fun to watch just for the cool weapons and stuff.

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Thank God I haven't seen that movie. I had a really bad feeling about this and it seems my feeling was correct. lol

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Thanks for pointing me in the right direction of steering me clear of this, I thought "man, this might be a good popcorn flick" and the crazy color pallete could sway me in.

Ill netflix it whenever it decides to be released.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

As usual, everyone is wrong. I was watching a part of it downstairs on my bigscreen projector, and it is awesome. I guess people miss the point that it is purposely cheesy, since every shot is right out of a comic book.

Also, the score is amazing.

http://www.hans-zimmer.com/fr/media/ultravioletsite.mp3

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The movie just started in Germany.

I mean - it´s stupid, the story one huge plothole, but it´s kind of fun to watch with a few friends. The score by Klaus Badelt is indeed great, and the effect shots remind me of the Command & Conquer series... along with the questionable compositing.

I can´t wait until the soundtrack comes out.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Regardless of their intent, though, you have to admit this: the segway in which she encounters--and subsequently fights--the Chinese Vampires is hilariously atrocious, and in conjunction with the merry-go-round scene leaves a really defiled taste in your mouth. Sure, the music was ok, as were the dizzying, gravity-defying motorcycle scenes, but if you were really aching to see all of THAT, you should have just gone to see 2001: A Space Odyssey, an infinitely better movie that was made in 1968 (hmmm...).

Thumbs WAY down here, though it may be good to mock and laugh at with others (if so, once and only once, lest dire consequences involving terrible, excruciating dreams containing strange, polychromatic neon-light entities shrieking at the sky for divine mercy will follow).

Good cinematography, though... it gets this I______I close to redeeming it, but it does not quite do so--not quite at all.

I was speaking idiomatically.