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I suppose it's all about those teens thinking they're "invincible", can't get hit by anything, can't make them sick whatsoever.
I mean.. how many of us went through that phase of "invincibility" in our teens? There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Moral of the story:
Stick to ganja. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Oh come on, just open up his esophogus and then close it back it. Its just as good!
Seriously, what idiots. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
It's not actually called the choking game. I love how the media turns it into some HUGE THING. -_-
I know that us girls have been playing this "game" in middle school at slumber parties for years. You get your friend to lean up against a wall, and simply push lightly above her clavicle on the side of her neck. Not PUSH UNTIL DEATH. Its supposed to make you dizzy and/or black out. Not kill you. If it killed someone, you probably played wrong. Oops. I was speaking idiomatically. |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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How ya doing, buddy? |
"The Choking Game"? Geez. When did auto-erotic asphixiation get a new name?
Jam it back in, in the dark. The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
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There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I'm surprised that this has suddenly been brought out into the spotlight. My cousins used to do this over seven years ago, but I suppose that kids didn't get themselves killed back then to draw attention. My cousins used to try and get me to play along, but I liked breathing back then as much as I do now.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by Adara; Mar 5, 2006 at 10:18 PM.
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Wait until some idiot learns he can orgasm better by poking a needle into his eye socket...
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Pff. If cutting your foot off gave you a better orgasm, there'd be some idiot somewhere who'd be willing to go crippled for the same of two good orgasms.
Stick with auto-erotic asphixiation. The method of death so embarassing your family would rather say you committed suicide than admit you were choking yourself to get off! I was speaking idiomatically. The closer you get to light, the greater your shadow becomes.
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We should tell teenagers college students find out that woking 40 hours a week and paying taxes makes sex so much better.
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I heard that chocking yourself during masturbation gives you a feeling of euphoria when you ejaculate. Sounds sexy.
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Question. Why are they issuing warnings for this stuff? Just let natural selection do its thing here.
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There's nowhere I can't reach. |
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall. |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I heard about this retardedness on Oprah. Sass, this is a little different than the thing you're talking about, I think. This actually involves wrapping a belt around your neck.
In the same show they also talked about the number of kids that have died playing that idiotic "Chubby Bunny" game where you shove marshmallows into your mouth and try to say "Chubby Bunny." Sir VG is right, let natural selection do it's thang. I was speaking idiomatically. |
If they're dumb enough to pull that shit, let them kill themselves. Maybe it will teach others a lesson. Fucking A, man. "LETS HANG OURSELVES at tonight's slumber party!" Stupid stupid STUPID. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FELIPE NO |
They're "too poor" to think about this crap? Because the POOR never commit suicide accidentally EVER, right? Don't blame America. This has nothing to do with it. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
It's true. These little brats have too much time on their hands. Any kid who does this needs a good ass-beating and so many chores they're too tired to do anything but sleep when they get a few hours "off."
How ya doing, buddy? |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |