Project Cloverfield a.k.a The JJ Abrams trailer before Transformers starts.

I'd bend over and take it from the first person who makes a decent Cthulhu movie.
Interesting to see where this is going. I've always considered Davey Jones as the prelude to a Cthulhu-flick, so I got my hopes up.

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Originally Posted by Grail

Okay I don't knwo what the fuck it is about this movie, and what it's doing, but it's freaking me the fuck out.

www.1-18-08.com There are two things in that website that has to be noted. I put it in spoilers for those that want to find them for themselves. The two pictures definately have some weird shit going on in them.

Spoiler:

The picture of the two women, in the middle there is a face of the devil in their hair...BUT

if you photoshop or MSpaint it...split the picture down the middle, then line up each face...it forms a perfectly shapped face it seems...the two girls in that photo are the same girl.

And in the other picture, with the guy in the party...he is downing a drink, but...his eyes are pure black, and when you look closer, it looks like he's in pain, and spread like he's being crucified.

Dear god this has me freaked.

I think you're starring at the picture too long.... your mind is playing tricks on yourself. Have you ever seen that picture where it looks like a girl's crotch but then it ends up being a zoomed in picture of a guy's armpit? Yeap, mind tricks...
But the dragging pictures on the site is cool. I just fling them around and put the girls on the bottom left and the guy is on the top right so it looks like the girls are admiring his downing skills.....

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The idea seems pretty cool....to mess up your mind like that. The monster being a cluthlu doesn't seems a bad idea at all.

Anyways, here's what Grail was talking about (The two women):

Spoiler:

Monster with horns

Spoiler:

I didn't photoshoped the pics, I found them in: http://ethanhaasthoughts.blogspot.com/

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Teaser is officially up at apple.com
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/

Also, JJ Abrams say that the Ethan Haas site has nothing to do with the movie..
whaaa...
source

then again.. He could be lying to us.

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The mystery has been cracked (not by me)

http://www.slusho.jp/index.html

Not even joking. Check this screenshot from about halfway into the trailer, after the news report:



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Just watched the trailer again. No big deal, but I discovered an Xbox 360 on the desk on the left at the 0:45 mark. ;-)

Mystery cracked: THIS IS EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 2017 - THE MOVIE

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edit: nevemrind..

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A Giant WORM? OH come on... that's the lamest possible giant monster next to Baby Godzilla.

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LOL. That's what I thought, but it was a joke.

Some a still referring it to "The Parasite". However, still nothing confirmed.

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Oh I see the edit now. Well still I was definetly drawn in when there was that explosion. It looked at first like some lame romance or 'road-trip' movie, but then I was starting to think through the commercial of what it could be about.

Heroes, Lost, Godzilla and even the generic "giant earthquake" movie all went through my mind. Can't wait to see more.

The rumors about it being related to Ctuhulu has me pretty interested.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Edit: The Ethan site has nothing to do with the movie.

http://www.ff0000.com/

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Originally Posted by LZ

Not even joking. Check this screenshot from about halfway into the trailer, after the news report:

Am I meant to see something here?

Am I missing something as well regarding a giant worm?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I thought at first this was suppose to be D-War which also seems like a cool monster movie but the story is just a little bleh ~_~
This movie looks interesting so I hope they release a full trailer soon since there hasn't been any good monster movies since The Host.

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Originally Posted by XtremeDJW

Am I meant to see something here?

Am I missing something as well regarding a giant worm?

well he is wearing a slusho shirt (slusho is not a real food/drink) which means that, considering the website, it is probably a major plot point

I'm guessing the movie is about a drink with a secret ingredient that fucks things up and makes things really big

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Originally Posted by LZ

The mystery has been cracked (not by me)

http://www.slusho.jp/index.html

Not even joking. Check this screenshot from about halfway into the trailer, after the news report:

You know what's funny, on that website it says "You can't just drink six" I think 3 times throughout that whole website, counting the japanese number...so the whole 666 things comes into play if i"m correct, and not just reading fully into it.

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God I hope Cthulu is in this movie.

PLEASE let Cthulu be in this movie and not some stupid fucking worm.

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CTHULHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Swoooooons*










(sorry, it's been a while since I've been here, and I only just noticed the cthulhu emoticon... couldn't resist... cthulhu demanded it, and I dare not question )

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New picture is up at http://www.1-18-08.com/

four people, huge bright light behind them...can't see anything with the picture yet, but go at it people!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ok, a lot of people have been dissecting the blogs and whatnot that have popped up around this film. Lots of morse code, sandscrit, things of that nature have popped up. Lovecraft does have some influence in at least the viral marketing of this film, though that doesn't mean this is going to be a film about Cthulhu (though things such as "Only 8-1-07 matters to our cause..." do point towards the case of a Cthulhu connection in some manner (the date being one of the Dates worked out by people with too much time on their hands as a very likely time that Cthulhu would awaken)). There is also talk of J.J. Abrams letting something slip about a seamonster, though if it was said, it was very quickly removed from the interview.

I got bored and read the comments from three of the posts at the http://ethanhaaswaswrong.blogspot.com/ blog. Examples of some of the random shit that have been worked out of the puzzles and games from the blogs would be like this little gem here.

Originally Posted by http://ethanhaaswaswrong.blogspot.com/

How easily humanity is mislead….

The Mezin feared that your kind might be so easily distracted, that All may be lead by One down the garden path, that your eyes and minds may be so easily clouded. You point to a date in the future that means nothing to our cause or your future...

Only 8-1-07 matters to our cause...

We have been here since mankind fought with sticks and bones, your technology may have improved but can the same be said for the human mind,

Most certainly a vile manipulator like Van Mantra will exploit this weakness in the masses and lead you all to ruin.

Clearly there are some among you who know the truth and may even be worthy of the Mezin, who have strength of mind and will to see what truly awaits and are not distracted…

The time has come for us to reveal the methods of Haas, we have found his writing and will now expose them for the nonsense that they are...

So far I'm enjoying the fact that the people in charge of the viral marketing are insulting people and no one has really noticed it yet. Utter brilliance!


EDIT; a blogger by the screenname of Pete put up an interesting idea. I'll quote what he said.

Originally Posted by Pete

Does this have anything to do with the NIN album called Year Zero? The reason i say this is because it kinda sounds like the videos, they all featured an "entity" they called "The Presence"

Reznor admitted he's already in talks about a movie version of his upcoming album.

He had earlier noted Year Zero as "part of a bigger picture of a number of things I'm working on. Essentially, I wrote the soundtrack to a movie that doesn't exist."


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Zero_(album).

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First thing I thought was Half-Life, although I doubt that's true. Alien invasion of earth or the Seven Hour Wars told through film? And first person footage would fit a very Half-Life style. Maybe it's just me.

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A forth picture is up at 1-18-08.com Seems that there is a military man escorting people out of the area or something, the picture is slightly blurred.

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According to my cousin, a lot of people think that it might be a Voltron movie. Apparently they get that from a line in the trailer right before the Statue of Liberty's head is thrown; a guy shouting "It's a lion! It's moving!"

He also pointed out how the destruction is very reminiscent of Lavos. Huge dome-shaped explosion, fireballs falling from the sky, etc. He doesn't think it's a Chrono Trigger movie, of course, but he thought it was kinda funny.

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Originally Posted by WolfDemon

According to my cousin, a lot of people think that it might be a Voltron movie. Apparently they get that from a line in the trailer right before the Statue of Liberty's head is thrown; a guy shouting "It's a lion! It's moving!"

He also pointed out how the destruction is very reminiscent of Lavos. Huge dome-shaped explosion, fireballs falling from the sky, etc. He doesn't think it's a Chrono Trigger movie, of course, but he thought it was kinda funny.

People actually thought it was a Power Rangers movie. Truth is though it's not a voltron movie, and while even I think he says "It's a lion, it's huge" people from the film have said he actually says "I'ts alive, it's huge!"

That, and already they have debunked several theories, even Cthuhlu since they said the monster is completely original, and organic. On top of that, a different company owns the rights to Voltron, so that's out.

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Dammit, it's not going to be Cthulu? :/

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Originally Posted by Divest

Dammit, it's not going to be Cthulu? :/

Well, someone has leaked how the movie starts. There is a website that has an annoynamous source, (which could mean that it's completely false, but who knows) stating that the movie begins with either two children, or two police officers/detectives walking down a board walk of NYC and stumble across a camera left in the aftermath of the attack and begin to watch it.

So, if we take the fact that Cthuhlu is indeed an almighty creature of destruction, bringing the end of the world with it, one would think that there would be no survivors in the world period.

Then again, Cthuhlu probably has never taken on Hilary Clinton either.

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