Please ask me for art (also stop being creepy)

Ahahaha I was obviously not really taking your thread seriously with my suggestion, but in all fairness these are hilarious and awesome.

How ya doing, buddy?

Ok, I know you've got quite a queue now, but if it's not too much trouble:

Mega Man, waist deep in grits, firing a spaghetti gun at a horse

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Dang this is a good thread to look at! I like everything you've drawn, also; that dickcopter.jpg was a link instead of embedded. That's mighty decent of you. And, man. Obesity Jesus makes me so happy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

If you could watch this video and then illustrate it in a manner of your choosing, that would be fantastic: Garrmondo - The Finest Example of Teamwork - Twitch

If it's confusing and you need a character reference:

• OmagnusPrime - the Brit - purple wizard
• Colonel Skills - "RELAX" guy - green ranger

Garr's a red paladin and I'm a yellow priest but they're the two stars.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Thread of the year and new member of the year. Right here.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

We should bring the Awards back!

(spoiler: you win them all)

How ya doing, buddy?

I am sure it will take some time to get to this one, BUT... If you click on my profile you will see a drawing of me with tentacles coming out of my butt. I would love a picture of me using said tentacles in a totally cliche anime situation like chasing a schoolgirl. It doesn't need to be graphic, but that'd be hilarious if it was.

I don't really expect this will be drawn.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Aw shucks--you guys are incredibly supportive and flattering!

Also, I'm not technically new, I just used to drop in during the BSC season. I was all over the 2012 competition! Space Cuba cleaned up and in a later BSC Jivebot's jarring font killed its chances. The rest of the site is still pretty foreign and I'm having a lot of trouble getting that IRC to work, but I think I'm getting closer!

Zelda and Link costume swap:


I am pretty sure someone else has considered this already, but these hands are the only jazz hands for me:



Sorry, ^___^, my day's been a little busy and I wanted to spend a little more time on your request now that I picked out who I will draw.
I put up Jazz hands now since it only took a couple minutes and I'm usually working on about three pictures at a time.

The chicken one will be fun!
The T-rex one looks tricky...
Man, Prof. Layton is so hot right now

I'll try my best to get to you and your tentacle buns, Jessykins!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No worries, you've done amazingly well on the other requests as usual. I can't wait to see who you picked.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Jessykins

I am sure it will take some time to get to this one, BUT... If you click on my profile you will see a drawing of me with tentacles coming out of my butt. I would love a picture of me using said tentacles in a totally cliche anime situation like chasing a schoolgirl. It doesn't need to be graphic, but that'd be hilarious if it was.

I don't really expect this will be drawn.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by carbonpaper

Sorry, ^___^, my day's been a little busy and I wanted to spend a little more time on your request now that I picked out who I will draw.

You have precisely zero things to apologise about, you are doing mighty fine work here. I doubt I'm alone if I say we'll happily wait to see what our, frankly bonkers, suggestions end up being turned into.

I seriously love the Zelda and Link costume swap. <3

So I think we now need to work on getting you to fire up a chocojournal and then get you in chat.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

dat zelda and link HNNNGGGGHHH

Bless you

I was speaking idiomatically.

Fantastic work on the Zelda and Link piece <3


I'd request something drawn of my puppy dog. A tad bit selfish of me, but everyone loves corgis!
See the latest few entries in my journal for reference:
Gamingforce Forums - ChocoJournal: Boo-kun's Journal

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I will pretty much agree with what everybody has said. The artwork has been beyond amazing, but I'm trying to think of something.

I'm not really one to come up with completely random and imaginative ideas.

Let's go with something completely absurd:

Rhino Rampage at a Banquet.

Most amazing jew boots

What if he's just a regular Punch Man who acts like a complete dick?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I want you to draw your worst nightmare. Like literally your worst nightmare on paper. I'm a huge fan of morbid works that provokes nightmarish scenes.

Also, welcome to the cool kids club!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You've drawn some awful pretty things. But I think what we really need is a cowboy riding one of my little ponies. Or maybe a unicorn. The cowboy is wearing a rainbow poncho. His guns are bubblegum pink.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

This is awesome. Welcome to the boards!

Please draw a Rocking Horse.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Philia

I want you to draw your worst nightmare. Like literally your worst nightmare on paper. I'm a huge fan of morbid works that provokes nightmarish scenes.

...the fuck

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Either Philia is trying to help carbonpaper develop her inner artist, or she is much more sadistic than anyone ever could have imagined.

Deep, deep, deep down inside.

Additional Spam:
Also please draw a weeping brain with ears that are also weeping.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Complete awesome, you are <3. Request: Link and and a cuddle of puppies.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

no requests from me. i just want to pop in and say that youre art is great and also very welcome here.

also PLEASE TELL ME YOUR SECRETS TO SPEED PAINTING

How ya doing, buddy?

Just chiming in that this is awesome and keep doing what you're doing.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Hey, folks!
More stuff!

Professor Layton--I tried to be pretty faithful to the style


Jedi chicken and Darth Chef--the chicken is stoic here. I forgot the screams


This is something I was originally going to do for ^___^, but I got carried away with another character. I made this after anyway because pikachu is a solid little dude


I had a lot of fun--ended up spending a little longer on this

Might add shadows and technical stuff later

Ah, Seris, I was afraid you might visit--I saw one of your old posts here last month and the quality of your art scares the bejeesus out of me! Your style is dynamic and animated--and such clean lines! You made me feel really nervous about starting this thread.

Well, if you want to hear from an uneducated newcomer --the secret of speedpainting is... sloppiness! Everything is inconsistent or vague! For serious, I guess you just gotta target one thing at a time (color blocks [piano terra], or general shapes [prof. layton], or just like contours [chicken jedi]) and don't go piecemeal (completing the eyes, then the nose, then...). I used to draw like that when I was younger, but the more stressed out school made me the more I felt like speeding up to make my recreation worthwhile. That's obviously not how how it works, though! I wish I had more patience but I rarely draw anything in more than one sitting and the quality definitely suffers.

That corgi is a cute little booger!

Philia--I'm not afraid of much beyond social situations--I'd have to draw a picture of the devil hotdog I believed lived in my laundry room when I was six. I'll try to get to it but it is exactly what it sounds like.

Gotta do a trip this weekend. Will have a chance to work on more art on Monday.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

What is this sloppiness you speak of (holy wow terra)

How ya doing, buddy?