Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back

ENOUGH WITH THE TIES

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Aaaaaaw yeeeea~ I was literally just on my way home thinking, "Hm, I wonder when Catan is going to start!"

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I also officially have all the makings for White Russians. Who wants one?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Dice Roll *Bam!

They see me rolling. They hating.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have two ties.

PANG, ZEPH, FRANK, and LURKER PLEASE RE-ROLL FOR YOUR POSITIONS.

HYDE, you are confirmed first and PLAROM you are at the back of the bus.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Dice Roll *GO BANANA

rerollan

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Dice Roll *because it would be awesome

We should use GFF dice roller for all our IRL games as well.

FELIPE NO

1 Dice Roll *The best roll ever.

I'm waiting on the nastygram.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Dice Roll *part 2: the rollening

rollin

Jam it back in, in the dark.

What wimpy re-rolls.

How ya doing, buddy?

Here's the official order:

1. HYDE
2. ZEPH
3. PANG
4. LURKER
5. FRANK
6. PLAROM

OK, HYDE, place your first settlement and road and the rest of you folk take your turns in that order. Then, hopefully before the week ends, we can start playing!

REMEMBER, please be specific in where you are placing your objects.

GO, START!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

(9, 9, 6) with the road going towards the 10 wood (on the western side going to the 3:1 port)

If you need me to clarify, let me know.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Choose a color also, Hyde.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'll be the Red Devils.

How ya doing, buddy?

Blue
(8,6,12) road going to the 2 sheep.

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Just another reminder, I will be updating the island photo on the opening post as often as possible, considering how slowly this game will move.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Green.

4/4/3 in the upper left, road leading out to sea.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The last game lasted 3 months right? It took a while as I recall. It actually felt like I was conquering the island and therefore all the moves felt significant.

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Well once we get past this initial settlement phase out of the way we can really slow things down to a crawl.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Gimme orange.

I want to settle in 8 (wood) 9 (brick) 11 (grain), road heading out SW.

Can you also specify which ports are 2:1 and what resources they are?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I've identified them on the board so no more confusion!

How ya doing, buddy?

6, 9 10. Make my shit white. Like the cream on a decadant right wussian. Also, fuck you guys.

Edit: Road is going south. Towards the 9, 6, 12. Also, fuck you guys again.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

black man slowing it down as usual.

FELIPE NO

BMT MOTHERFUCKER, ARE YOU ON IT

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The 9,5,2 (brick, sheep, ore) with a road going southeast.

And the 6,3,2 (wheat, wood, sheep) with a road going southwest.

Stuck with brown, huh? I see how it is. It's ok though, I'm going to make chocolate rain down upon all your nations.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Time to whip it out. I'll take the 9, 11, 12 (brick, brick, ore) with the road headed southwest.

I get the feeling brick is going to be a bitch, so I'm snatching that shit up now.

There's nowhere I can't reach.