Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

2 Dice Rolls Die 2

I'll purchase a Dev Card first, and then roll.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Mmm.. Oh, how I love those rare rolls!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I will be updating after every two turns ie: Plarom, Radez and Frank, Rasputin.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So what, is it my turn now?

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Nope, 'cause I'm going to use my newly drawn soldier and place the robber on Plarom and Raspy's 10, drawing from Raspy.

Gimmie the brick. Post draw I may or may not be done.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll Soldier

Rasputin has 8 cards. Rolling an 8 sided die.

You have drawn the Brick.

lucky fuck

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So what, is it my turn now?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

YEAH GO ON ASSHOLE

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll Rolling!

Dev card then... we'll see after I see it.

Additional Spam:
OK, turn is over... if anyone wants a brick on their turn, I'll trade for wood.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Do you want me to roll for you? The players have been rolling for themselves. I edited the OP.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

there we go.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Game board:

Leader board:

*not included face down victory points
Plarom is holding 4 cards, 1 face down Dev card, 2 points
Radez is holding 1 cards, 1 face down Dev card, 2 points
Frank is holding 4 cards, 1 face up Dev cards(Soldier), 2 points
Rasputin is holding 5 cards, 1 face down Dev cards, 2 points

Turn 201 is upon us! Soldier is placed on TEN of BRICKS.

Plarom is up!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Astoundingly dick move, Frank.

ASTOUNDINGLY DICK

Additional Spam:
Anyone want an iron for a sheep?

That's.. An IRON.... For a SHEEP.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ain't got no sheep for you, whitey.

FELIPE NO

no! I dont!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

PASS THE FUCKING DICE

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Or at least take your turn!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

2 Dice Rolls Die #2

I had to try!

I'll use my Yur of Plenty and grab a sheep and an iron. Building a settlement on the 2,11, and 3!

Additional Spam:
Oh hay I'll take another sheep~

TURN OVA

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

2 Dice Rolls Die #2

Gonna roll first, see what happens.

I'll give an ore for a grain. That's an iron for a wheat. Anyone? Looking at you, specifically, Rasputin.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I don't have that. Don't look at me.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You drew one with my roll. Why do you hurt me with your lies. =(

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Lest we all forget what Rasputin's poker face looks like:

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

FELIPE NO

Alright, building a road southwest and weeping bitterly at the starving plight of my people.

end turn

How ya doing, buddy?

Southwest from your 4/9 spot or your 5/5/8 spot?

How ya doing, buddy?

From the 4/9. Along the coast. Sorry about that.

There's nowhere I can't reach.