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I've got a degree in software engineering and I've worked on several funded and hobby projects before and during pursuit of my master's, including passable modifications to vBulletin source code, and I've taught software engineering, data structures, and discrete mathematics at my university... Yet I'm not going to attempt to prove some idea for implementing a bit of user functionality superior to another on the internet. I'm just saying.

Designers, engineers, coders, and users see things differently. It doesn't mean any one of them is wrong or misguided. It means they all have distinct views of the process, all of which are vital to completing a piece of software. This is pretty much the core tenet of good software engineering practice: elicitation, understanding, compromise.

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It's good that you know your limits and that you wouldn't tell someone to do something you yourself don't understand, but I feel I'm at the point in my career where I can safely say that a feature only one person requested is not a feature worth implementing.

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t Araes: If you click on 'open this message in a new window', you'll be brought to the PM message itself. It is automatically flagged as 'read', since it's the same page you get if you were to click on the PM from the PM inbox. So really, this thread was for nothing but obnoxious programmer dick measuring.

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A. Lurker, Esq.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by a lurker

So really, this thread was for nothing but obnoxious programmer dick measuring.

Which was basically the point I drippingly subtexted.



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yes, yes, but what's your SAT score

I was speaking idiomatically.

1595 was my lowest score.

That's right. I took the SAT multiple times. Just for fun.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm sorry, I've forgotten my SAT score, what with having taken the GRE.

FELIPE NO

Well I have a huge dick, and you can't learn that from a book, faggot.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No, but if you send me pictures I can certainly touch myself.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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I'm sorry, I've forgotten my SAT score, what with having taken the GRE.

Like you didn't compare your GRE score/percentiles to your SAT ones.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I don't even remember taking the SAT. I seem to recall my GRE percentiles being worse, but that's about it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well since you're so eager to tell us the parts of your life story that are flattering, why are you going for a master's?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So I qualify to teach sophomore/junior level CS and math classes (EDIT: as faculty; I do that now, but I get paid beans). I should have my doctorate by the time I'm nigh 29, if all goes according to plan and the research works out.

Also to make up for low senses of accomplishment and self worth!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Bloodcinder

So I qualify to teach sophomore/junior level CS and math classes (EDIT: as faculty; I do that now, but I get paid beans). I should have my doctorate by the time I'm nigh 29, if all goes according to plan and the research works out.

Also to make up for low senses of accomplishment and self worth!

You're really bad at this, aren't you?

Life, I mean.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I didn't even remember what my SAT scores were. I had to fish them out.
580 verbal; 800 math

Proves that I'm not the best with English I guess.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Ultima

You're really bad at this, aren't you?

Life, I mean.

Nah, I'm actually fairly good at it now. I'm just not stuck up enough to think I'm hot shit anymore, and if somebody asks me a question I give them an honest answer.

Originally Posted by Kaleb.G

I didn't even remember what my SAT scores were. I had to fish them out.
580 verbal; 800 math

Proves that I'm not the best with English I guess.

Your verbal/quantitative ratio isn't uncommon for CS folks.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I have ten GCSE's.

Jam it back in, in the dark.