I like girls.

Originally Posted by russ

Yes, I do believe this is the kid who tries to elicit the cybersex from anyone who may potentially have a vagina.

I'm so glad you folks can recognize a heap of sarcastic remarks when you see them.

Oops, guess not.

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Girls?

Oh. Nothing much in the world like having a girl smile sweetly at you after a hard day's work, and giving you a hug, really.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm actually not a big fan of the hello hug. It's an invasion of my personal space and not takes care of keeping their BO in check. That plus, somedays, I don't want to be hugged. I perfer to just keep casual actions with causal friends and save hugging for the more meaningful people in my life.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by blue

Also, there's the whole thing about suspecting that people are hitting on you... I get suspicious when guys smile at me.

I get suspicious when unattractive, middle aged guys smile at me. That's harrassment. But if an attractive young guy smiles at me, it's called flirting. =p (or so I've heard somewhere).

On campus, way too many girls dress in jeans and t-shirts. I actually like dressing up at times. I like girls too, but in a friendly way.

On the topic on the "prettier" body, I've seen many forms of art glorify the male body. For example, David. Male bodies can be quite an art form in themselves.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'll tell you what... you could be having the most shitty day in the world, but when a pretty girl smiles at you and you can tell she is genuienly glad to see you, despite your P.O'd attitude... THAT is a big wave of unstressing emotive energy.

Or in simpler words: When a pretty girl is glad to see you, on a horrible day, it washes away a lot of the stress.

This thread needs to be prop-able.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Dee

I get suspicious when unattractive, middle aged guys smile at me. That's harrassment.

What if he`s forty to fifty but very attractive?

Originally Posted by Dee

I like girls too, but in a friendly way.

See, even though I can`t see you, just that cute little comment cheered me up.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Dee

I get suspicious when unattractive, middle aged guys smile at me. That's harrassment.

This is because he's not pretty, right? Beause I'm sure if Sean Connery smiled at you, you'd jump his bones IMMEDIATELY.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, that dude`s kind of fucking old now. Pushing it. George Clooney?

You seem kind of bitter about this Charlie.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Are you kidding? Yeah Sean Connery is old, but the man has a fucking CHARM about him. Shit man... My friend Jason met the man and HE almost fucked him. George Clooney is cool too though, so I guess that works in case the girl is really not into wrinkles and white hair.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You`d sleep with Sean Connery?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm not Eleo. So, no I wouldn't.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

After reading a few posts, this is definitely a thread i can agree on.

Women are just great. Tall ones, short ones, thin ones, thick ones....

goils! goils! goils!

Oh, I especially like lesbians who are dominant in their relationships. Alot of the ones I know are cute, or even hot, and they just get whatever I say, so it's fun to talk to them. And on top of that, some of them sometimes give it up once to a guy every so often. So whenever I'm around, I try and solicit myself as a sort of "guilty pleasure."

Girls rock!

I was speaking idiomatically.

I like boobies, butts, pretty faces, and "poon tang", but I hate girls.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by DragoonKain

I like boobies, butts, pretty faces, and "poon tang", but I hate girls.

...I really hope you're kidding.

FELIPE NO

You need to take your facetious meter in for repair.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Those things are usually pretty faulty over the internet.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I put a little grin at the end of the post for good measure.

But I can't deny that I like all those qualities about women.

How ya doing, buddy?

Oh, well of course! We all like those qualities about women.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Devo

I think chicks have a better body form that guys, but I'm not attracted to it.

Yeah, what with the silly wide hips, no thanks.

They got a better form to look at, yes, a better form to touch, feel up and leer at, but the male body form is superior.

I am the opposite of feminism.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I like girls. Even though I'm probably the most heterosexual woman you'll ever meet, I can definitely see what all the fuss is about. Women are soft and pretty, they smell nice and they sound nice. Their lips and hair are soft. Their skin is smooth. Their bodies do amazing things. Basically, I'm really glad to be female.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Haji

Oh, I especially like lesbians who are dominant in their relationships. Alot of the ones I know are cute, or even hot, and they just get whatever I say, so it's fun to talk to them. And on top of that, some of them sometimes give it up once to a guy every so often. So whenever I'm around, I try and solicit myself as a sort of "guilty pleasure."

Has this ever actually happened to you, or anyone you know? It sounds very much like a typical male fantasy, but not something that's likely to happen in real life.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by blue

Oh, well of course! We all like those qualities about women.

No way! I don't like butts cause thats where poo comes out

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Kolba

No way! I don't like butts cause thats where poo comes out

Ah great you've just gone and ruined girls for me...nah to hell with that, they're great, butts an' all!:biggrin:

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

hehe, only OO to be at the source of such an incongrous thread.

If anything on this earth, women to me are proof of Divinity. They're the true exception on this earth that can really be seen as pure work of art as opposed to everything else that is purely the way it is for concrete reasons. The comparison between a female ape and a woman is eloquent: When the ape is covered with fur and have it's sexual organs really apparent, women are hairless, exept on their sexual organ as in a way to hide them. This, and the fact their bodies seems to favour aesthetics over functionality on many aspects, sure leads to metaphysical interrogations ...

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Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by niki

hehe, only OO to be at the source of such an incongrous thread.

If anything on this earth, women to me are proof of Divinity. They're the true exception on this earth that can really be seen as pure work of art as opposed to everything else that is purely the way it is for concrete reasons.

Women are attractive because those are the ones that are more likely to attract a mate. I'm sure if we could go back to the earliest humans, they wouldn't exactly be attractive to you, eh? Not to mention that even though society views women as pieces of art, when you get down to it, they're not passive objects.

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The comparison between a female ape and a woman is eloquent: When the ape is covered with fur and have it's sexual organs really apparent, women are hairless, exept on their sexual organ as in a way to hide them. This, and the fact their bodies seems to favour aesthetics over functionality on many aspects, sure leads to metaphysical interrogations ...

:eyebrow:

There's nowhere I can't reach.