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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I had no idea you were an aspie. FELIPE NO John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
The only relevant games that the Sonic franchise had were up to Sonic Advance. 2 is debatable.
The rest is a shoddy mess. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I don't know about you guys but I'm totally looking forward to Sonic and Chinese Dragon. Or how about Sonic and the Voodoo Dagger? It's gonna be great.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I could see people wanting a backwards compatible PS3 if they had a PS2 that stopped reading the blue-bottom discs or something. I imagine if my PS2 suddenly stopped working I'd go out and buy a triple if I could play the PS2 games I still have yet to go through instead of getting some cheetodust-encrusted used PS2 from Gamestop. Without the backwards compatibility I'd rather just get another PS2.
(Enter comments on how I'm cheap blah blah blah.) How ya doing, buddy? |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Hey Guys it's the World of Goo Happy Birthday Sale Time!
2D Boy: Games Until the 19th, you can buy World of Goo for whatever price you chose! I was speaking idiomatically. |
In a move that will surprise precisely no one with more than two brain cells to rub together, EA are revamping the Medal of Honor (sic) series and setting it in modern warfare.
Gee, I wonder what could have prompted that move. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
In a display of stealing money from idiots so cynical it can only have been the product of the marketing team at Apple, there's a new iPhone App that lets you sign into Xbox Live and manage your account "On the move".
The fact that you could use the iPhone's web browser to visit xboxlive.com and do exactly the same things for free, and could have done the same on any phone with a web browser for years, has either escaped the App's creators, or they're relying on the average iPhone user being that dumb and App-obsessed that they'll actually fork out a couple of dollars to do something they could already do for free. If anybody is stupid enough to actually pay for this then they deserve to get ripped off I guess, but then to be in a position to buy the App you've already shown yourself to be stupid enough to buy an iPhone in the first place. FELIPE NO |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
In light of that, I imagine that the app will either become free or be pulled altogether soonish. Knowing Apple, though, they'll reject the re-submitted free version on totally arbitrary grounds a few times before eventually accepting it.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Now that woman has to explain why Don’t Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls is on her resume every time she applies for a job.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I just like the image in my head of the game guys approaching that actress.
"We need you to act in a video game that teaches sad nerds how to talk to women." "...I hate my life." (Man offscreen): "That is one tall rollercoaster..." Woman: "...That's it?" (Man offscreen): "Yes, we've done...you know, research and shit. This is what women respond to. Now, let's try again. That is one tall rollercoaster." Sorry, I'm done, but I kind of want to play that game now for the laughs. And hey, for only the low low price of $1! This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
For this to be a true simulator of Skills' life it needs a third, somewhat nonsensical option which results in physical harm. Something like:
(X) Yeah, I'll ride your ass through a loop. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
"Baby you can pilot my Jump Jet any day" -- Skills
I was speaking idiomatically. #654: Braixen |
The game over screen is a sad man shaking his head, with the caption, "Sorry, I've got work tomorrow."
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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You're right, there definitely needs to be an option for being totally oblivious. We can just make that (Y).
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Good Chocobo |
If there's an asian woman in the game they will make serious bank.
I WON'T BE RONERY TONIGHT ^_____________^ Jam it back in, in the dark. |
"Lemme make dat ass clap" would be pretty flavor, too.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Alright kids, we've got some release dates for some Nintendo games that you may or may not care for:
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - May 23 Sin and Punishment: Star Successor - June 7 (w/ online leaderboards) Metroid: Other M - June 27 You can find information about other release dates for Nintendo games in the first half of 2010 here: Source This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
You forgot to mention that CAVE STORY finally has an official release date: March 22.
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#654: Braixen |