Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

Ended GOGOGOGO.

How ya doing, buddy?

Wowza, I've got so many cards.

Anyone want to give me a wheat for EITHER a wood, sheep, or brick?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

NO

FELIPE NO

2 Dice Rolls Butt

Oho, Apparently I don't even need it! Thanks anyway, Radez, for your appropriately capitalized response!

Building a CITY on my 10/8/2/ settlement, and rolling~

Additional Spam:
Bahfrump. Hay Radez, want to trade me any of your newly acquired wheat for an iron?

( )

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'll take it. =o Also thank you <3

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Buyin' a development card~

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Got mah soldier. I don't remember where the soldier currently is, but I'm putting on the 4 wheat with Radez's cities. IF it's there already, I'll move it to to the 9 ore with Radez and Rasputin's cities.

Largest army, yay/nay?

And Radez, I'll just take back that iron you just traded to me. BECAUSE YOU MUST BE STOPPED. <3

Ending

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Dice Roll *something goood

I've got more than that one card you beast. You might get something else instead of my iron, so fuck you. >=[

Also the robber was on a 5 wood, so now it's on the 4-wheat. Just want to make sure we're all clear.

Now I'm gonna roll.

And now I'm waiting until I find out exactly what Plarom stole before continuing.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll poor moist

Rolling

game board:

leaderboard:

Plarom has 0 cards, (Year of Plenty), (Soldierx3), (Road Building), Dev Card, 8 points largest penis army
Radez has 5 cards, (Year of Plenty), (Soldier Card), Dev Cardx2, 8 points longest penis road
Skexis has 7 cards, (Soldierx2), Dev Card, 2 points
Rasputin has 11 cards, (Soldierx2), Dev Card, 4 points

How ya doing, buddy?

Anyone want sheep for a wheat?

Additional Spam:
Ok buying a dev card.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Update coming tonight

FELIPE NO

playing a monopoly for wheat.

THEN I'm playing a soldier on the 6 iron and stealing from Skex.

Then I'll find out what I've got.

How ya doing, buddy?

You cock mongler.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll the end is near

Getting close

There's nowhere I can't reach.

What did I get what did I get

How ya doing, buddy?

....



Most amazing jew boots

wait!

Hyde tells me I have enough, so building city on the other 4 wheat and playing victory card.

(I think this means I won)

I was speaking idiomatically.

RADEZ WINS!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Whoa. WHOA.

Awesome game, guys! I definitely saw this win coming for Radez. There was just no way to stop his momentum.

This game took a little over four goddamn months. Holy Christ.

FELIPE NO

Fucking epic.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Without a doubt.

Hyde, good fucking job. You were going through a pretty intense transformational stage, yet, I'm know you handled yourself well. You could have easily gave up, but you didn't. Kudos to you!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Fuck you WHORE

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I agree with everything Plarom and Rasputin just said.

Most amazing jew boots

I'll consider starting another game. In the mean time, Im going to take it easy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

what you should do is send the game to someone else so you can play next time =o

I was speaking idiomatically.