[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Sorry for the delay, fellas. I had to go out of town for the day, but I got dis.

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Oh damn, son, I just noticed Healing Word is only a minor action.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Damn it! Why do I keep doing this?

Anyway, thanks bunches, skills. That was actually what I was planning on doing but not quite in the wonderful description you gave. Propped, sir.

Aim your disses at this very post if you will, gentlemen. I deserve them.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Eh, it happens.

Don't let it happen near a cliff, though. >_>

Also gonna start colour coding my stuff from here on out so it's easier to read. White for regular text, green for actions taken, cyan for combat math, and yellow for 4th wall/OOC shit.

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Oh, Acer farted. I was wondering how a warforged could pull that off.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm sure Skills could think up a way.

FELIPE NO

So much for setting up a defensive wall, LEHAH.

When you all die I'm just hauling ass out of there.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

This was something from my old Star Wars RPG days. My character use to have this powerful sniper rifle with a macrobinocular scope. The rules in the old WEG book were if you take one round to do nothing but "focus" (in this case, aim the sniper rifle at your target) you'd get a bonus die roll to add to the sniping skill total.

Is there something like that in this? I skimmed the rules and found nothing off hand.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Not really, although I'd be willing to toss a small bonus toward Readied Actions on the basis that, hey, the whole point is that you were ready to do (whatever).

Also, it might persuade people to actually use Readied Actions once in a blue moon

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

So much for setting up a defensive wall, LEHAH.

When you all die I'm just hauling ass out of there.

You know, I probably should have been more specific when I said "the room on the right," because I actually meant that little alcove to the north.

I mean, I'm assuming that's a door and not an impassable barrier, but... >_>




jesus I'm dying
and what is all this aura shit anyway

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I don't know either! The Manual provides absolutely no explanation in flavor for why these things have a damaging aura! They just do! For no apparent reason!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I know, Skex, but I figured since everyone starting running all over everywhere that maybe center town USA right there would have made a fine substitute.

But I don't think anyone understands the concepts of defense so horray

I was speaking idiomatically.

Pang, could I not get to R37? I was kinda hoping I could get Acer to flank that guy diagonally.

I guess it doesn't really matter as long as he can get to S35, but I'd rather not be right next to the acidy spit again ;_;

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm confused at how the order of things are being flung everywhere. It's LeHah's turn before mine yet I somehow get to go before him and move what he's trying to hit out of his reach. Pang's descriptions are amusing though.

FELIPE NO

I think that's just Pang's flavor text to spruce up the rolls, but IANADM, so

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yeah, it's just fluff. I don't fiddle with anyone's turn order unless they Delay.

Fixed Gheth's placement, sorry

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, I just went back and looked at LeHah's turn and how he missed pretty badly. Good fluff.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That's not U31, pang.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

yeah it is

I definitely didn't fuck up the map twice in a row

that would be really sad if I had actually done that

which I didn't

at all





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1.) Whats that icon next to my character on the newest map update? I can't make it out.

2.) The bastard sword has lifedrinking abilities. Is this something I have to "say" I'm going to use or is this automatic?

I was speaking idiomatically.

oh god you are about to be gangraped

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Remind me to cut off your balls with a hacksaw, LeHah. I am not saving your ass again, sheerly out of principle.

This time was because Zerg smells and I would rather not have his replacement yet

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

oh god you are about to be gangraped

I have one more trick up my sleeve, if can make it to the next round.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by LeHah

1.) Whats that icon next to my character on the newest map update? I can't make it out.

2.) The bastard sword has lifedrinking abilities. Is this something I have to "say" I'm going to use or is this automatic?

1. It's just indicating that you're granting combat advantage to the Hive Lord, in accordance with your Brash Strike.

Or, you know, what Acer said.

2. It triggers automatically when you kill somethin'.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

WELL IT WAS FUN

ILL MAKE SURE TO BUY THE HOME GAME

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Honestly I don't really get the flipping out about the heavily-armored sword 'n board guy rushing into melee.

That's what they're FOR, people.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.