[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

It looked like they were going to break up London and Kendrick a few weeks back. Highlanders are sorta in flux right now. Those things taken into account, there really are three teams. Unifying the tag titles though isn't too bad of an idea.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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Miz and Morrison vs. Kane and Morrison

Mike...

WRONG!!!

FELIPE NO

Pfft, its been dragged into the mud enough now. That shit is intentional and purely for comical value. You can't even say he's the new coach, because even coach did a better job at commentating.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Was watching videos on youtube and I have to say...I miss the attitude era

YouTube Video

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Only "Mean" Mark Callous can pull something so ridiculous off.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Regal had it coming. Though for a second there I thought he was gonna beat Kennedy. Turning the fucking lights off and botching matches was not cool man -.- and frankly his biggest fuck up was no doubt the championship rematch Randy and HHH had 2 Mondays ago.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I dunno, something really doesn't set right with me on that. Regal was in line for a HUGE feud with Triple H after he was done with Orton, which Taker was supposed to go on Raw and start a program with Orton.

I'm very confused about everything that happened last night.

Ah it becomes clear now. Regal was suspended for his second Wellness Policy Violation. Ok, I feel better now knowing there was a reason behind the change in plans.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yea my friend told me that an hour ago. My first thought was "how can someone who hardly wrestles..take enhancements..?"

How ya doing, buddy?

Storm, gotta remember, the wellness policy goes farther than that. It even goes towards the dreaded mary jane stuff.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It's sad because of what REgal said concerning various painkillers that he took in the past and how he's happy he was off them. Then again, who knows what it is.

I was thinking the same thing. They build Regal up again, have him punk out um, Punk, and then suddenly, he loses and is off Raw? Ouch. Guess it's back to Smackdown! and um, nothingness, as he surely just cost himself what was possibly his hugest (and perhaps last) singles careers push.

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Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Yea my friend told me that an hour ago. My first thought was "how can someone who hardly wrestles..take enhancements..?"

I think of FUnaki when I see this question. The guy really didn't wrestler before he got suspended, and hasn't wrestled since....

FELIPE NO

You gotta remember that the whole steroid crap was a bullshit move pulled by sports illustrated for shit back in 2006. Not to mention Funaki...well...I would love to see him as GM, that would be so fucking golden.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh I remember now. . this happened to Regal before but without the whole firing segment.

Along time ago I ragged on those guys who took painkillers and whatever and as was all "these are grown men, blah blah blah" but thinking about it now. . . hard for the body to muffle all the pain on it's own when you're fighting every day and 30+.

Jericho needs to work on that knee of his.

TEDDY LONG FOR RAW MANAGER PLEASE.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I dunno, I'd like to see what Ted Dibiase could do as GM, even for just one night.

I don't doubt Teddy Long's abilities as a GM. Hell, sometimes I'd watch SmackDown just to see what kind of stunts he would pull, and sure enough, I liked some of them. He gave the crowd what they wanted.

I, too, vote for Long, but first, let's see something from Dibiase.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I read things that DiBiase was only on for his umm...Book promo or something like that

How ya doing, buddy?

"Everything is going to be fine as long as you understand that its the TNA title first, my Olympic gold medals second, the kids third, and you fourth."

"I am who I am"

<then turns around and says>

"I change Karin. I can be the man you want me to be"

Well anyway, apparently Booker is going back to King Booker, but in a ghettoish way. So Kev isn't gonna go heel in the way that I thought he would. AJ is being setup for a "return" to singles competition. Fine by me, I think he shines better alone.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It's funny with Booker in that I honestly thought he was being built up to face ANgle for the world title. Yet, after his debut match (which he lost), he has just seemingly got mixed in with the rest of the roster. Yeah, he's a heel, but it's nothing THAT huge that makes you say, "Hey, he's going for the world title now!".

Styles as a singles face may be good except I dunno where he can go from here. Maybe win the world title a few more times so he can be three, four, maybe five time triple crown winner...

I was speaking idiomatically.

Styles has a whole slew of fresh opponents for one on one matches (even if he did fight them in tag matches, it's not the same). Also, Booker T has stated that he mainly wants to help put guys over. Of course, that doesn't mean that the bookers are doing a good job of that. Putting him in a feud with Roode, for god knows how long, and have Roode lose in the end... Well, you get the picture.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, I can kinda see why Booker won that. Here he comes and loses his first feud in TNA. He alreadydid lose his first match so...

FELIPE NO

Something interesting on wwe.com that's kind of worth checking out, if nothing more than nostalgia comes out of it.

Top 25 Most Annoying Gimmicks

I'd like to know what the definition of annoying is to WWE, because some of those I can't agree with.

Also, a new member of Raw has been introduced.

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Million Dollar Man's son...man, what's with all these sons coming in? Cody Rhodes and DH Smith...it's crazy. However, it could make for an interesting watch if he used the Million Dollar Man's theme music because I would watch Raw every week just to hear that.

How ya doing, buddy?

LoL I think the RTC gave Raw a really interesting angle. Well..the WWE in general.

And Heyman doesn't belong on that list. If he had the finances, he would've taken out WWE.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

So uhm... $1 million eh. I wonder what's going on here. :\ Of course I wouldn't mind being on the receiving end of one of those weekly prizes... :3

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Its gonna suck if ONS = bye bye Undertaker.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Also, a new member of Raw has been introduced.

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Million Dollar Man's son...man, what's with all these sons coming in? Cody Rhodes and DH Smith...it's crazy. However, it could make for an interesting watch if he used the Million Dollar Man's theme music because I would watch Raw every week just to hear that.

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I giddy over it because of his laugh. Its fucking legendary XD. Lets hope he does not fuck up, like DH Smith did and be thrown into a jobber role >_>.

Also I think Jericho just earned more respect than he could possibly handle. I've never seen something like that in wrestling. You see shit like that in movies.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Okay, so Edge wins and Taker is out of the WWE, obviously hes going to go under a gimmick change or something because that would be like TNA firing AJ Styles, Kaz and Samoa Joe. Not good business.

So lets see where WWE goes with this...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Slash

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Okay, so Edge wins and Taker is out of the WWE, obviously hes going to go under a gimmick change or something because that would be like TNA firing AJ Styles, Kaz and Samoa Joe. Not good business.

So lets see where WWE goes with this...

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You've got to be kidding...Undertaker banned from the WWE? Son of a bitch...I could understand if he was wanting to retire but he should never have another gimmick. I wasn't a fan of the American Bad Ass. The only gimmick he should ever have is the Undertaker, nothing else.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

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You've got to be kidding...Undertaker banned from the WWE? Son of a bitch...I could understand if he was wanting to retire but he should never have another gimmick. I wasn't a fan of the American Bad Ass. The only gimmick he should ever have is the Undertaker, nothing else.

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Taker was "banned" from WWE. Just like Michaels had to permanently retire, or how Taker was "fired" back in 2000.

If you think about it though, Taker has done it all. So I think he deserves a bit of a break/resting point. Let some of the other wrestlers wrestle lose to Edge.

And ya'll know that Teddy Long is going to rehire the Undertaker, just like he rehired the Big Show.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?