[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by dagget

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Because it was no ordinary STF! Oh no, it was the STFU!

LOL

It's stating the obvious but wrestling has really got fucked up.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well we know Orton wont be winning it....Im betting it will be Lashley or Finley.

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It's obvious they are just building up Angle vs Rey.
Duh .

no homo

I am thinking that Kurt Angle and Mark Henry are going to be in the last Bracket because that was an unfinished story line.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

true dat. But i still think they this is all a huge build up for a big showdown between Angle and Rey. Orton got his shot and not it's Angle's turn.

no homo

1. Kurt Angle > Orton
No point in Orton moving on as everyone knows that he isn't going to win in the end.

2. Matt Hardy > Booker T
This is a close one. Either Booker T is going to lose by a Boogeyman interference, or perhaps Hardy will lose and start a feud with Booker T. Can't see that happening though, so Hardy for the win.

3. Finlay > Chris Benoit
JBL interference, almost guaranteed.

4. Lashley > Mark Henry
They're trying to promote Lashley, so he isn't going to lose in the first round.

5. Kurt Angle > Hardy
Unless Hardy's going all the way, there's no point in having a 2nd rate superstar in the finals.

6. Lashley > Finlay
I highly doubt WWE will use the King of the Ring to promote Finlay. Lashley on the other hand has more youth on his side.

7. Lashley > Angle
Promotes Lashley, and maybe we'll see a Lashley v Batista when he comes back. I really hope that Angle wins though, as I would rather see Angle vs Rey than Lashley vs Rey.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Angle V Orton = Angle is going to win...possibly with a bump on Orton to appease him leaving for a while.

Booker T v Hardy ..Im going with Hardy on this one...

Finlay v Benoit ...Im not gonna go with JBL interference..but Finlay pulling some heel crap...and winning it...

Henry v Lashley Im betting Lashley will win by showing some amazing strength on Henry...either dominatoring him...or something else.

Hardy and Angle...im gonna go with Hardy on this because people expect Angle to win. Im betting something/someone will cause him to lose..leading into his next feud.

Lashley and Finley...Id go with Lashley, but just to be different this time...im gonna say Finley. Somehow he will pull it off...dont know how though.

Finals...two things could end up happening here. One...Hardy would end up winning...WWEs way of pleasing the internet fans and showing people "wow we do care about Matt Hardy"...or...im betting Shannon Moore will show up...be in Hardy corner for his first semi-finals match...and go on to cost him the finals...leading into a Moore/hardy feud.

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Angle VS Orton - Angle wins via tap out. Perhaps Orton will rip into the people, and Angle. Then Angle makes Orton taps out and then takes him down for a reason for Orton to go out, and for Angle to do a heel turn (as they don't have any top heels anymore)

Booker T VS Hardy - Booker T wins the match after Moore distracts Hardy. Booker T really needs to rebound after losing the U.S. title to Benoit and then his match to the Boogieman.

Finley VS Benoit - Finley wins it after JBL interferes. Probably Benoit interrupts JBL's celebratiln this coming week and JBL gets back at benoit, setting up a feud for the U.S. title. This may also lead to Benoit getting frustrated over his constant losses and hence turn heel (after a loooooooooooooooong stint as a face) on Rey.

Lashley VS Henry - Henry's ten year contract is about up. Time to make him lose some "big" matches. Lashley shocks us all by nailing his finisher on the big man.



Angle VS Booker T - Angle wins via Tap out. Boogie man appears and drives Booker T nuts.

Finley VS Lashley - This is the hardest match for me to call. It would be nice to have Lashley go to the end and win the KOTR to really establish his character. However, I forsee Finley winning the match, perhaps with Lashley bringing in some object and getting himself DQ'ed. Finley and Lashley will then continue to brawl.

Angle VS Finley - Angle wins after a hard fought match. They are really pushing Finley but I think only to have some of the main event wrestlers "feed" off him. Angle wins it, setting him up for his match with Mysterio. Perhaps Lashley interferes, causing Angle to roll Finley up, holding the tights (and continuing his heel turn). This will also make Angle the second only person to win the KOTR twice (bret is the first).

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by mortis

This will also make Angle the second only person to win the KOTR twice (bret is the first).

Bret only won it once, while his brother Owen also won it. So two Hart KotRs, but not the same Hart.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No, before the PPV event entitled KOTR, they supposedly had it on television (note that this is just before I got into wrestling). Bret won it the year prior. I think other winners were Harvey Race, and Jim Duggan.

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Lashley VS Henry - Henry's ten year contract is about up. Time to make him lose some "big" matches. Lashley shocks us all by nailing his finisher on the big man.

Lex Lugar in black.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Whoever called for Big Show and Kane separation got it right. Kane plagued with some kind of messed up trauma choke slammed Big Show

Joy I guess no more double chokeslam... I really enjoyed their tag matches... more so than any other tag match I've seen. I guess to all WWE scriptwriters, the statement all good things must come to an end holds true... except Cena's case... goddamnit someone please KILL CENA OFF.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by mortis

No, before the PPV event entitled KOTR, they supposedly had it on television (note that this is just before I got into wrestling). Bret won it the year prior. I think other winners were Harvey Race, and Jim Duggan.

Bret Hart won it in '91 & '93, then Owen Hart won in '94

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Originally Posted by Para

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Whoever called for Big Show and Kane separation got it right. Kane plagued with some kind of messed up trauma choke slammed Big Show

Joy I guess no more double chokeslam... I really enjoyed their tag matches... more so than any other tag match I've seen. I guess to all WWE scriptwriters, the statement all good things must come to an end holds true... except Cena's case... goddamnit someone please KILL CENA OFF.

Or turn him heel and HHH to face

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Slash

Or turn him heel and HHH to face

I bet they're having a hard time trying to turn him heel because he still has a strong fanbase.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

If Cena went heel right now his fanbase would go low then pop back up to big. I remember when I first saw cena in his angry-rapper gimmick i didn't like him but then he grew on me, much like Carlito did.

If they turned HHH face...oh god people would love him...hell...they love him now

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Speaking about Triple H. Did anyone other than me notice that on monday night Raw this week they played Triple Hs new "King of Kings" theme and then later in the main event they played his old "The Game" theme.

What the fuck was up with that?

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Umm...they did that last week too....I kinda pointed that out

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Slash

Umm...they did that last week too....I kinda pointed that out

Well do you have an answer then?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh, its an easy answer. Its WWE.

I remember angle had a more guitar/rock theme that WWE played only once. WWE does stupid stuff.

And HHH is the king of kings

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Good point.

Honestly I dont even know why they play both themes. They both suck. I miss Triple Hs old theme. The one before "The Game" and after the DX era.

FELIPE NO

My Time.

I kinda find it funny that I actually have that theme on CD cause i got the vol 4 and volume 5

If he went back to that I know he'd get a HUGE pop

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I think they're using the KoK music for him when he comes to the ring but doesn't fight, and then the "Game" theme for when he's coming down to fight. Maybe trying to slowly bring it in to see the reaction people get. More people are cheering Triple H now (which is cool) and I like the King of King theme. I'm sure at Backlash he'll come out to that theme on his throne again dressed like a DURID! Mebbe he likes cubby girls. IDK LOL!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

LoL. I thought when he came down in the barbarian clothing, it was cool..

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I just cannot picture Triple H a face. It would be fantastic no doubt. I guess this is a sign that he's going to be retiring soon. . .going out with a cool bang..? Then again Shawn has been around since the dinosaurs died out.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.