[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

I just mean a general title change...if not now then later on.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Unexpected tite changes out of no where are always good. I'd probably have some swerve to it though. The match would be No DQ, no countouts, title on the line, Anything Goes type of match. (It's actually said "Anything Goes" on TV by whoever makes the match.) The ref cannot stop the match unless there is a pinfall. (Also emphasised, but left vague for the purpose it will serve later.)

Say Orton and Triple H are going at it backstage and Orton hits the RKO on him on something (car, table, whatever) and as he goes for the cover, Kennedy comes out and nails him with whatever he has, then covers Orton 1...2..3 even makes the ref count it. Title change. Next week on Raw Orton and Triple H both moan and bitch about the title change shouldn't have counted and Kennedy is all like "Sorry Charlie, it was ANYTHING GOES which, to your moronic little brain means just exactly what it says, Anything...Goes. I took the oppertunity and attacked and pinned Orton. I'm the new WWE champion, the sooner you realize it and get over it, the better off we'll all be." blah blah blah.. Immense feud is started and Raw gets interesting again.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by mortis

Sonic raises a good point. Orton is good with the title. No reason to take it off him. Taker seems to be doing well so far with the title as well. And Kane having a title is something fresh. Also, there aren't too many contenders that haven't already been knocked off within the past year (Edge, Kennedy, Hardy, Punk, Triple H, Cena, etc).

Actually, that point wasn't my intention but I'll take credit for it anyway. XD I just wanted to see who you guys would put the title on. If anyone said Cena, well then...YOU'RE...FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I think You're fired is old.

Should use The Adamale The Mike's WRRONNNGGGGG!

I would, just for the hell of it, put it on Val Venis...that would be SO unexpected and the fans would definitely get behind him

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TNA Slammiversary 2008 details:
YouTube - TNA: Slammiversary Is Coming To Memphis Area

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by mortis

So, um, how about know them talent and moves, eh?

YouTube - ECW - Mike Adamle's craptacular debut

Jimmy..?


LOL ><;; He doesn't even sound right being a commentator. Oh well, it takes practice.

FELIPE NO

I actually read on PWinsider about Styles move to being the pointman of WWE.com and apparently he might have some say in who should get pushes and what not.

I think Styles being moved out of ECW was a better move than keeping him on the announcing team.

Next they'll move The Tazz out and replace him with like...The Meanie BLUE!!!! (If I were Mike Adamle anyways)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

The funny thing is, I had the same idea on Val.

THE TAZZ!!!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Slash

Next they'll move The Tazz out and replace him with like...The Meanie BLUE!!!! (If I were Mike Adamle anyways)

More like Larry Czonka (sp?), and then you'll hear less wrestling talk and more American Gladiators memorial talk, mixed with more fuck-ups.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The "mini" heel turn they did with Booker last night was hilarious. He talked some fast shit to Sting and then bolted out of the ring XD. Seems like TNA has got a lot interesting since lockdown.

edit: 2 nights ago

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

The "mini" heel turn they did with Booker last night was hilarious. He talked some fast shit to Sting and then bolted out of the ring XD. Seems like TNA has got a lot interesting since lockdown.

Now you mention Lockdown that match with 2 teams Tomko v Christian was awesome. I'm really liking some of the wrestling nevermind the plots, Styles just keeps getting better.

The main event Joe v Angle wasn't a belter but it was OK.

Is it me or does Angle look like any minute he's about to make a jump to UFC. He's changed his body build and trim completley to look like one of those guys.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Slash

I would, just for the hell of it, put it on Val Venis...that would be SO unexpected and the fans would definitely get behind him

No freakin way...I had the same idea also but I didn't expect anyone else to be for it. Val with the title would be great.

"Hello...LADIES. The Big Valbowski has gotten a lot warmer with the new...equipment...ha ha ha."

WWE would get a lot more interesting if that happened.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by El Ray Fernando

Now you mention Lockdown that match with 2 teams Tomko v Christian was awesome. I'm really liking some of the wrestling nevermind the plots, Styles just keeps getting better.

The main event Joe v Angle wasn't a belter but it was OK.

Is it me or does Angle look like any minute he's about to make a jump to UFC. He's changed his body build and trim completley to look like one of those guys.

Nope it's not you. I've noticed this transition he's been going through since his last days at WWE when he ditched the boots for sneakers and changed his wrestling style to near exclusive ground/mat wrestling. I'm not sure if he wants to make a jump to UFC, but perhaps Angle just wants to be unique from the rest as far as style is concerned. We really have'nt had a full time ground attacker since Dean.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Nope it's not you. I've noticed this transition he's been going through since his last days at WWE when he ditched the boots for sneakers and changed his wrestling style to near exclusive ground/mat wrestling. I'm not sure if he wants to make a jump to UFC, but perhaps Angle just wants to be unique from the rest as far as style is concerned. We really have'nt had a full time ground attacker since Dean.

Except Angle said he wants to venture into MMA

and fight Lesnar LoL

FELIPE NO

But then mentioned something about being too old at this point for it?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh, and here is a second video concerning a certain man's ECW broadcasting debut:

YouTube - ECW - Mike Adamle's craptacular debut - Part 2

I have to say though they seemed to go a bit overboard. I swear it was Taz who said "Mike", not Mike himself (in which case there is no problem as Taz is saying something to Mike).

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Damn, I've been trying to avoid watching campaign related stuff on TV but it seems Raw tonight will have appearances of Obama, Hillary, and John McCain. If it's another boring mock like last year's Trump and Rosie, I won't know what to think. 10 bucks says there's an "Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" chant.

Main reason I'm watching tonight is because of King of the Ring. Hopefully the winner will be either good or unpredictable.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It's more than likely gonna be a spoof like last year. I'm pretty sure that the real trio would charge insane amounts of money that Vince probably wouldn't wanna spend.

And you're right, I don't wanna see that political bullshit on shows that I watch, either.

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10 bucks says there's an "Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" chant.

I wanna take that bet, but I'm actually hoping they say that just to give me a laugh at the whole mess.


20 bucks says that either Orton, Santino, Edge, Kennedy, or JBL dirty-plays their way to the throne for KotR.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

JBL.. to win it and keep his claim that he's a "Wrestling... GOD..." only to be dethroned by Triple H at the end and he crowns himself "King of Kings" while that awesome Motorhead song plays and he perches himself on top of the throne looking like Arthas.. I MEAN CONAN

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well...let's see who we could get to play the mocks tonight:

Hillary:

Obama:

McCain:

- Suggestion from mortis.

I was speaking idiomatically.

In that mic, McCain looks just a slight bit like George 'The Animal' Steele if he had glasses.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well so much for HHH, Orton, Edge, and JBL being in the tournament, they're involved in the main event.

FELIPE NO

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Brothers of Destruction on Raw again? After what, 7 years? They should go set Regal's office on fire again for old time's sake.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Spoiler:

Holy crap, this has been a pretty good hour of Raw thus far. I was hoping for a moment that the SvR2008 clip of the custom made Obama and Hillary would have been the match, but sadly they said it would be a LIVE match. Damn, I'm dreading seeing that.

King of the Ring was pretty entertaining until that damn Regal/Hornswoggle match, because I wanted to see Hornswoggle win it all. XD Ah well, if Finlay somehow wins it...we'll get Prince Hornswoggle.

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Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Spoiler:

King of the Ring was pretty entertaining until that damn Regal/Hornswoggle match, because I wanted to see Hornswoggle win it all. XD Ah well, if Finlay somehow wins it...we'll get Prince Hornswoggle.

Spoiler:

Don't count on it. Finlay's leg has been attacked so much by Khali and Regal that he'll barely be able to stand. I'm forseeing Punk vs. Regal in the finals at this point.

There's nowhere I can't reach.