[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

So much for the DQ ending for Mayweather/Show:

The rules for the Floyd Mayweather vs. Big Show match at WrestleMania 24 this Sunday have been announced. The match has no rules and can end in a pin, submission or knockout.

I guess it will be a no-contest?

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Originally Posted by mortis

So much for the DQ ending for Mayweather/Show:

The rules for the Floyd Mayweather vs. Big Show match at WrestleMania 24 this Sunday have been announced. The match has no rules and can end in a pin, submission or knockout.

I guess it will be a no-contest?

Originally Posted by mortis

The match has no rules and can end in a pin, submission or knockout.

Originally Posted by mortis

knockout.

Proof now that Mayfaker will win, which is a damn shame because I'd bet there would be a bigger reaction if the Big Show won.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yep, someone will screw Big Show over setting up a feud for him to resolve at Backlash.

HoF on now, let's see if any TNA wrestlers are there


Oh I think the Rock's going to make a comeback of some sorts... that look on his face.. he's remembering what it's like.. Yeah I wouldn't be surprised to see a final match out of him at some point.

lol One More Match chant.... ooooh yeah....

That whole segment was just hilarity.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It doesn't matter how many years he was away, The Rock will always be the best person on the mic.

Wow...Cena just got booed...by like..the ENTIRE crowd.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Looks like the WWE is keeping tight shift on making sure WWE and TNA stars don't socialize.

The Wrestling Observer is reporting that Kevin Nash was telling many people that he was hanging out with WWE friends despite WWE telling its roster not to socialize with anyone from TNA this week. We are aware of reports of tons of WWE and TNA stars hanging out in the Orlando area, including Jeff Jarrett and John Laurinaitis spotted talking at the Orlando airport.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So Jeff Jarrett is a hypocrite, and that's not surprising with Kevin Nash since you've got HBK and HHH there as well. I wonder if Scott Hall made an appearance.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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At least Kane got some kind of singles gold ever since I think 2K3

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I SO didn't see CM Punk taking MITB so he won't be cashing that in tonight unless they want to put him as the top dog on RAW

Then again, CM Punk and Orton would make a VERY interesting feud. But it probably won't happen even though I'm sure he'd be much more humble than Lesnar with a super fast push

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Originally Posted by Slash

Wow...Cena just got booed...by like..the ENTIRE crowd.

I wish I watched that so I could see Cena try to not show that it bothers him.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Slash

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At least Kane got some kind of singles gold ever since I think 2K3

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I SO didn't see CM Punk taking MITB so he won't be cashing that in tonight unless they want to put him as the top dog on RAW

Then again, CM Punk and Orton would make a VERY interesting feud. But it probably won't happen even though I'm sure he'd be much more humble than Lesnar with a super fast push

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When you look at it, Punk was the best choice given 1) current suspensions, 2) humbleness, 3) momentum/popularity and 4) wrestling skill. I would have thought Kennedy would have won it but I guess the bad rap he got early in the year stopped that.

Thing is though, the MITB title shot has ALWAYS gotten a person to win the gold. Now, maybe Punk will use it for an ECW title shot to really raise the value of the ECW brand. I can't forsee Punk winning either of the two main brand titles. So that might mean that option 3, Punk losing the title shot, will occur.

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Wait...the ECW brand has actual value?

And storm, Cena said the way the fans felt about him are irrelevant because they aren't there for him, but they are there to show respect to the hall of fame.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by mortis

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When you look at it, Punk was the best choice given 1) current suspensions, 2) humbleness, 3) momentum/popularity and 4) wrestling skill. I would have thought Kennedy would have won it but I guess the bad rap he got early in the year stopped that.

Thing is though, the MITB title shot has ALWAYS gotten a person to win the gold. Now, maybe Punk will use it for an ECW title shot to really raise the value of the ECW brand. I can't forsee Punk winning either of the two main brand titles. So that might mean that option 3, Punk losing the title shot, will occur.

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You trying to say CM Punk is humble!? Good one!

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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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Cena didn't WIN!!!! WOOHOO!!!! Greatest Wrestlemania evar!!!!

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Was hoping Flair would win, then walk away, but oh well.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Goldfish from Hell

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Cena didn't WIN!!!! WOOHOO!!!! Greatest Wrestlemania evar!!!!

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Was hoping Flair would win, then walk away, but oh well.

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What I'm REALLY surprised at is what the main event is...

EDIT: Just noticed that my spoiler tag doesn't show up in the latest 5 posts, so I took out some of my spoiler.

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Was hoping for the massive swerve is all...Everyone knew 6 months ago his last match would be at Wrestlemania.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

some thoughts

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wm 24 was pretty terrible
-botches everywhere, mainly the mitb, spots were missed, obvious miscommunication, very slow pace
-the jbl vs finlay did nothing interesting, but I kinda like jbl so its nice seeing him win
-the flair match started good then slowed down with some slowtime and botches, ending was sweet in a mature way
-batista vs umaga match was terrible, Umaga is really great wrestler and did most of the interesting stuff, batista just pulled a superman act at the end and messed up his finisher
-triple threat was awkward cause the crowd was null to all 3 guys, but I was hoping to see orton win cause I dont care for the other 2. It was a good paced match, but the crowd kinda killed it.
-main event, bah I was hopibng edge would win but it was obvious who would win, Im kinda surpried this one headlined
-floyd mayweather match, I didnt care for this, but thats just me, all me and my friends did were just make racist comments at the tv screen during the match cause were stupid assholes and the match was stupid
-divas match = cigarette break, but I dont smoke so I just sat outside

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Eh well..well.. Neither did Cena or HHH win. I don't mind Orton being champion so it's all good.

Kane is the ECW champion. . :/ It's better than nothing I guess.

How ya doing, buddy?

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How can they have screwed the MITB bank match up like that.

They had 2 choices:

a) Kennedy win.

b) Jericho win and turn heel, start trash talking like he used to.

BUT NO they went for the third option.

c) Faggotry.


Thanks alot Vince.

Barring Cena losing that was probably the worst Paperview I have ever seen; period.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The one nice thing about WM24 were the promos.

Sad I only actually saw one real one

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Hm...

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Originally reports were that the Triple threat was going to be the main event. More than likely though, they either changed the ending so that Cena/Trips didn't win and (possibly) had to change the order of the matches (or perhaps they changed both) so that fans could go home happy with a face (Undertaker) winning.

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I think the Taker/Edge match had more hype than the Triple Threat because with Taker, there were rumors going around that he eventually plans to retire and originally I think he wanted to have Kane give him the WM loss but Kane denied it saying that it wouldn't be right. So I'm curious to know if Taker might retire being undefeated at WM.

But I have to say, who ever came up with the idea to keep Taker undefeated was a genius.

I think its funny that WCW had amazing talent on their roster (Austin, Taker) but just couldn't utilize them.

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And I also don't think we'll ever be seeing Goldberg in TNA

Originally Posted by Goldberg

"TNA totally blows, man. I don't think they have a clue as to what people want to see, I think. They've got a very clouded vision. Right after the Benoit death, WWE and TNA had an opportunity to 'make it right.' They had an opportunity, they had everyone's attention and what does TNA do? They go out and sign Pacman Jones. That in itself, in a nutshell, describes TNA's mentality. That as a viable option for Goldberg? Absolutely not. Those guys don't deserve to have me on their program"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well, guess Mania 24 wasn't all fun and games:

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Here's another report on the situation, courtesy of ProWrestling.NET. They are also claiming that some sort of fireworks accident occurred at the end of the show. EMTs were reportedly called to the scene. One witness account is saying that a fireworks line broke and the spinning fireworks landed on some fans in the upper deck.
"

Supposedly some people who were there verified this. But ya know how rumors start. I guess we'll wait and see if this is true.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Nobody gives a shit about Goldberg anymore. He never sticks around. He can talk shit about WWE and TNA but at least the wrestlers are putting on a show and not being some deserter like he is >____________>.

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Originally Posted by El Ray Fernando

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How can they have screwed the MITB bank match up like that.

They had 2 choices:

a) Kennedy win.

b) Jericho win and turn heel, start trash talking like he used to.

BUT NO they went for the third option.

c) Faggotry.


Thanks alot Vince.

Barring Cena losing that was probably the worst Paperview I have ever seen; period.

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They ALWAYS go with Faggotry when it comes to storylines.

I read that Oddsmaker.com were actually taking bets on Wrestlemania last night... Isn't that a bit much like betting against Rocky in Rocky III?

I'm actually halfway looking forward to Raw tonight, to see what directions people are going after Mania.. oh and expect a Draft Lottery again, maybe April 21st.

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Should it be morbidly Ironic that during that stray pyro, takers music was playing?

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I was speaking idiomatically.

My thoughts on Wrestlemania 24:

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Is it just me or was this Money in the Bank the most boring thus far? Jeff Hardy was out due to suspension, and then about halfway into the match Shelton Benjamin got taken out as well. However, I was a bit surprised that CM Punk ended up winning it. Since I doubt they'll take the ECW title off of Kane (which is awesome, it's about time he got some gold again), Punk will go after Orton...I guarantee it.

Oh man, I feel really bad that I called how HBK was gonna win. I damn near shed a tear after watching Flair walk away.

Thank you Orton for making sure Cena did not walk away with the title! Not only that, but you even pinned him! XD

Taker, 16-0...awesome match. At least the 2nd half of the show was more interesting this time.

One thing pisses me off though, and that was match placement. How in the hell did the HBK/Flair match ended up earlier in the night? Big Show/Mayfaker ended up being after the WWE Triple Threat match...and damn it, it was predicted again after that stipulation. If Big Show had won, it would've been great.

Edit: Holy shit, look who's back!!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?