Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

well shit, that wasn't very well thought out.

No worries man, I'll do it anyway. Hyde, two brick for a wood, wood to raspie for a sheep.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Gameboard:

Leaderboard:

Plarom has 6 cards, (Year of Plenty), (Soldier), 4 points
Radez has 5 cards, (Year of Plenty), (Soldier Card), 5 points
Skexis has 5 cards, (Soldierx2), Dev Card, 2 points
Rasputin has 9 cards, (Soldierx2), Dev Card, 2 points

Should we cap the game at 7 points or 10 points?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No. I'm trading four ORE for a brick and building a settlement on the only spot I can. Boom, ONE POINT BABY. done

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

2 Dice Rolls Rollin'

Woop woop.

Additional Spam:
I'd like to build a settlement on the 8, 3, and 3:1 port.

(I honestly don't even remember the requirements for a settlement, but I've got at least one of everything!)

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Oh baby, I like that roll. Plarom you done?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I am not!

I was actually hoping someone could list the requirements for a settlement, just so I know what I have left!

How ya doing, buddy?

sheep, wheat, brick, wood. There you go.

I think log cabins when I think settlements. You know, no metal involved.

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Alright! Anyone interested in wheatz? I've got a fair amonut~

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, I'll take some wheat =o

You want wood? Brick? Sheep? What?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

An iron, actually! Sorry for needlessly stretching this out.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I will do that for you.

Iron it is, for a wheat.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Consider it done! Now.. consider it.. Done!

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Hyde, I need to confirm what exactly I have now before I take my turn. =/

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm in NYC for the weekend. =\

Be back home tomorrow.

FELIPE NO

2 Dice Rolls Die 2

building two roads: southwest 4,9, desert and then southeast 9,10, desert.

buying a dev card

Additional Spam:
Now I'm gonna roll.

Now I'm going to do 4:1 sheep for a brick and build two more roads southwest 10,5,desert, and then southeast 10, 5, 2

Ending turn

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Dice Roll *I'm dyin' here

Radez, Plarom, do you have any wood? I need wood. ;_;

Trading sheep for wood here!

oh god, so cockblocked right now

Guess I'll just put it on the 10 there and see what Plarom has left.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Got nothin' for nobody.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Update will be coming on Sunday night.

I fucked up and forgot that Plarom and Rasputin built settlements so you guys are actually safe from the 7 of carnage! Next time bold your developments. I missed it completely =\

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh. Shit.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

fuck everyone fuck everyone!! SKEX YOU BITCH ASS.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ahahaha. Yes.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

This board is the worst ever. The worst ever.

FELIPE NO

So is it my turn or what.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I think I'm still in the middle of stealing?

I don't know anymore ;_;

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll Sorry Darkie

Yeah. They had to toss out their cards before you stole. Let me get you that card. I'm moving to DC today in a strange twist of events. Update is coming tonight. Sorry for the delays.

There's nowhere I can't reach.