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The La-Mulana Bossless Challenge: collect as much stuff as possible without defeating any Guardians! Look, I didn't sign up to fight giant two-headed snakes or discover the secret of life. I'm just here to grab as much loot as I can hold and stuff my maw with as much bat curry as I can stomach, and I assure you that both my carrying capacity and appetite are enormous.
Here's what happens when you play the game like a normal person (hereafter referred to as "a sucker"): Spoiler:
And here's what happens when you fly the bird at the rules and sequence break: Spoiler:
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
BURN YOU SONOVABITCH GOD DAMNIT AAARRRH THIS FUCKING FIGHT I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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Spoiler:
I was speaking idiomatically.
Last edited by Little Brenty Brent Brent; Mar 22, 2014 at 07:27 PM.
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FUCK YES I FINALLY GOT THEM HERE WE GO WOOHOO PROGRESS TIME TO PUT DOWN SOME WEIGH-NONONONONOAWFUCK
[00:32:04] <Diss> Aaahahahahahhahaah [00:32:19] <Q-chan|space> and I even thought "thaaaat is probably gonna come back" as I jumped up [00:32:23] <Diss> You can warp places, remember [00:32:24] <Q-chan|space> and it did [00:32:34] <Q-chan|space> yeah but I was too busy laughing [00:32:39] <Diss> ahahha [00:32:54] <Q-chan|space> just felt so silly "yup it totally came back" [00:32:59] <Q-chan|space> "I had this coming" Also aww yea Spoiler:
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
Last edited by map car man words telling me to do things; Mar 22, 2014 at 07:17 PM.
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Moving this into its own post because Q is impatient and doesn't want to double post.
[17:25:24] [ +Q-chan|space ] diss go post about dat in the thread Spoiler:
FELIPE NO |
[2:07:59] Abby: are you still busy with that awful game
[2:10:10] Mark: yes [2:10:18] Mark: falling down endless pits [2:10:20] Mark: constantly [2:10:24] Abby: fien [2:10:33] Mark: why [2:10:50] Abby: just wondering [2:11:42] Mark: would you like to see some of my favourite memories [2:12:04] Abby: no >=| [2:12:14] Mark: WELL TOO BAD [2:12:28] Mark: IN THE CHAMBER OF BIRTH THERE IS A ROOM WITH A PIT [2:12:39] Mark: FALLING DOWN IT WILL MAKE YOU DROP OUT FROM THE TOP [2:12:43] Mark: IN AN ENDLESS LOOP [2:12:57] Mark: AND IF YOU GET HIT, YOU GET A NES STYLE KNOCKBACK [2:13:00] Mark: AND CAN'T MOVE [2:13:05] Mark: SO YOU FALL ENDLESSLY [2:13:20] Mark: UNLESS YOU WARP OUT OF THE PIT AND HAVE TO TREK ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CHAMBER OF BIRTH [2:13:35] Mark: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE [2:13:41] Mark: I TOOK A FEW TRIPS TO IT [2:13:52] Mark: HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVOURITE MOMENTS [2:13:53] Mark: moonwalker.png [2:14:00] Mark: goddamnit.png [2:14:07] Mark: AFSALFJSAL.png [2:14:13] Mark: AAASSSSSSSSS.png [2:14:17] Abby: >=||||||| [2:14:23] Mark: >=| [2:14:41] Abby: those arent even DIFFERENT [2:14:57] Mark: they are totally different [2:15:07] Mark: each one was a five minute trek back to that same spot [2:15:14] Mark: only to get hit and fall down the pit again What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Hell Temple is really hard.
Well at least I beat Mother today. AcerBanditGFF - La-Mulana: Let's fight with Mom again - Twitch How ya doing, buddy? |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
AWWWW YEAAAAHHHH EDIT: lol lamp of time assisted damage boost (of course I fell right back down from the room above) (have fallen down from there () EDIT2: WHEW This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by map car man words telling me to do things; Mar 23, 2014 at 11:34 AM.
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Heard on Garr's stream, while fighting Sakit:
"I like the little fist-pump he does when he gets his rocket back. He thinks he's the shit, but he's a fucking asshole." Additional Spam: Also: "You're a fucking asshole, I hope you die of asshole cancer. But you're a robot, so you don't even get cancer, so I hope you get a fuckin' trojan or something." I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by Sarag; Mar 23, 2014 at 09:42 PM.
Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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I was speaking idiomatically. |
Holy shit Garr, looks like you made giant strides after I went to bed. I will have to watch those boss fights on the recording!
(Getting hints now and then is okay. The game is a bitch.)
Also heard something along the lines of "You can't believe the size of my erection right now" during that fight What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
[12:48:36] <^___^> hey
[12:52:30] <Q-chan|space> two fucking splurge lasers in a row are you kidding me [12:53:09] <Q-chan|space> I mean SURE WHY NOT [12:54:42] <^___^> HI Q >:( [12:57:43] <Q-chan|space> not now During one attempt, my Dual Shock 4 just randomly stopped co-operating and Lemeza wouldn't move. I couldn't pause the game and tried to unplug and replug and nothing worked. Another fight I'd just randomly switched to knife somehow during my panicked laser dodging without actually noticing, so running low on hp, I finally saw an opening to jump up and attack (and hopefully finish her off) and out comes a horizontal knife poke as Lemeza hovers under her chin pathetically. FELIPE NO |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Man, I have to give mad props to Garr for sticking to trying to kill Sakit's second phase with just the knife.
Sorry I missed you dominating the guardians after getting the chain whip. I did see you fight Ponzeru for the first time though before I konked out so I knew you were on the way to eventual success. Good times. =) Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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WILL THE SHIT THIS GAME PULLS ON YOU JUST NOT END There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by map car man words telling me to do things; Mar 24, 2014 at 06:49 PM.
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PS: YOU WERE WARNED
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
[02:28:31] <Q-chan|space> whew
bonus: Spoiler:
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
THIS. PLACE. No matter how many times I play the game, I'm guaranteed to get terribly lost here. I think I'm getting thrown off by the changes they've made. In the original, you first access this field from the opposite side. All this Eden stuff didn't exist either. Spoiler:
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Garr's adventures in Graveyard of the Giants:
"Ah, Ice Dick Man, we meet at last." "I broke your ice dick, fuck you!" "Augh, I got ice-dicked in the face." "All right, I got a bone to pick with you, Ice Dick Man." "Bombs everywhere! Ice dicks everywhere!" Accurate. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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Last edited by Duck King; Mar 28, 2014 at 08:17 PM.
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FUCK YEAH
http://i.imgur.com/joSjySG.jpg P.S. [00:08] <+DisslaptopDATLAPTOP> Subweapon chump pshhh NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
That behemoth ha ha! I think I broke this room (?), as I clipped through the spikes instead of doing it "the right way." sup Chamber of Birth most confusing shit ever |
How ya doing, buddy? |
lmao Garr
[11:31] <@CHz> http://www.twitch.tv/garrmondo/b/516113238?t=2h21m30s [11:33] <+^___^> he sounded so confident [11:34] <@CHz> Best ghost doesn't give a fuck about confidence. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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