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 Member 836 Level 18.98 Mar 2006 
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Horror Movie Reviews
*Initiating Shameful Self Promotion*
 Since I just got a new camera and new programs for my comp, I started doing some horror movie reviews since I absolutely enjoy the genre. It is amateurish, but I would love to receive input so I can improve upon certain areas of my presentation. For my first review, I have done Apollo 18 which is truely a loathsome film. Cinema Horror Fish Episode 1: Apollo 18 Review - YouTube The next will be The Orphan Killer which has an ample amount of details I would like to cover in the next review. Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by valiant; Feb 15, 2012 at 03:44 PM.
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Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006
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Wow. One minute in and I'm not sure who I want to kill more. You, or myself.
No matter how bad this movie was, it had to be more enjoyable than the review. There's nowhere I can't reach.  John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 836 Level 18.98 Mar 2006
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Well I'm glad I got one review,
any suggestions how I might improve? I need to know what I should work on for media presentation (both film and editing) And don't tell me it is my speech impediment XP This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006
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The slight stutter? O my no. That's fine. You rant a lot, but you're not being funny with it. Tangential frustration is really only solid if you happen to be really funny. You are very, very dry. I'd stick to being more technical and poking holes at plot devices without the exaggerated attempts to be funny. It comes off like a David Spade sketch from SNL. A lot of trying hard and crickets from the audience.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
 Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006
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You should review films while you watch them so we get live action reaction shots.
Review Martyrs. I was speaking idiomatically.   |
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valiant 
No. Hard Pass. 
Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss