Explanations for Infractions?

Hello all. I've been around this forum for awhile now but I still have to say I don't quite get a lot of the terminology here. I mean, I have been getting infractions lately and I have no idea what for. It's been the phone on a rock infraction. I've gotten it twice, have not received any explanation for what that means, and I am starting to think that it is a made up excuse to inevitably ban me. I really don't think that it's fair, especially because I'd gladly stop doing whatever it is I'm doing if I could find out what that bad thing was. Anyone know what this infraction is all about so I can stop doing it?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The phone on a rock infraction is the most glorious of infractions. Consider it the blowjob of infractions. You are a lucky lucky guy.

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Slessman, buddy. Without getting into a tangent on why I agree or disagree with the mods for their actions, I can tell you why you're being lambasted.

You need to A. stop being so serious and just make more jokes. They have to be funny, though, B.Try and maybe stick to one area of the forum and make yourself known till you get the way things work around here (an avatar and a non-stupid signature would help), and C. develop a fucking personality. I've yet to see anything from you other than boring, dredging rambles. If you stick around long enough, it will happen. But if you resist the forces of change, they will burn you.

Hope this helps, as it will probably be the only honest advice you'll get. Hope you have a fire extinguisher.

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I guess this is as good a place as any to ask, but

why is there a phone on the rock? Does anime not have cell phones yet?

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If you're at the beach in your bikini, do you want to risk pulling a Garr and dousing your cellphone? No. That's where phone on a rock comes in.

I was speaking idiomatically.

The phone on a rock should be used to call Tombstone Pizza Island.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

If you're at the beach in your bikini, do you want to risk pulling a Garr and dousing your cellphone? No. That's where phone on a rock comes in.

As a Good Guy Shark, I don't generally carry a cell phone anyway (no pockets), so it never occurred to me what problems that may arise from cell phone usage. Thank you for the apt explanation!

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