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Sparkles McGlitterbottom · Sep 7, 2009, 07:07 AM

Ok so I think I got a serious problem man. It seems like every week I go out partying, blow hundreds of dollars on booze and coke and other shit and I just can't stop. I've tried to make some changes but I just keep goin back to doing the same shit. Anybody else got this problem?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Sep 7, 2009, 01:10 PM

Yeah, I just can't stop fucking hot models, getting drunk and crashing my Porsche. It's a real problem for me and I wish I knew a way to stop this spiral. I tried replacing the Porsche with a Ferrari but that didn't seem to help any. Shit, there's a swimwear model sucking my dick right now as I write this and I just don't have the heart to tell her to fuck off and join the others by the pool for ten minutes while I do some web surfing.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Misogynyst Gynecologist · Sep 7, 2009, 08:09 AM

Wow, you do coke? What a fucking noob.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Zephyrin · Local time: Sep 7, 2009, 05:25 PM

I save money on groceries by buying in bulk. Perhaps you should buy your coke and booze in bulk, too.

I think this will help.

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Single Elbow · Local time: Sep 9, 2009, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Guy Axelrod

Ok so I think I got a serious problem man. It seems like every week I go out partying, blow hundreds of dollars on booze and coke and other shit and I just can't stop. I've tried to make some changes but I just keep goin back to doing the same shit. Anybody else got this problem?

Spoiler:

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ballpark Frank · Sep 9, 2009, 06:47 PM

You're addicted to cocaine and asking for advice on a gaming website.

Uh. Yeah. I can fix your problems, man. Fly down to Austin, TX with those hundreds of dollars and I'll take care of everything, okay? Try to get in on a Monday or Friday night, because that's when my ~~poker game~~ panel of doctor friends hang out. We'll fix you up man, you can trust me.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

bluesy violin · Local time: Sep 21, 2009, 01:21 PM

You know what? I can cure you.

I just need to see you for just a one hour session, and I promise you, you will not have money to blow on anything later this week.

1 hour: £1000

Call me at 940305031795713

FELIPE NO

Furby · 01:26 AM

Sweet Jesus... 1st thing is to go into rehab, Especially for coke. I have done alot of drugs back in the day but coke I have never touched.. Nasty Nasty drug.

Well.. yeah that's all you should do...

That or OD and leave all your money to me..

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Paco · Local time: Oct 15, 2009, 03:05 PM

Yeah... I wanna go to rehab for Coke too.

Fucking sugar delivery device. It's the scourge of humanity.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

GafferTape · Local time: Oct 23, 2009, 02:00 AM

I've been to rehab(court ordered) for addiction to anxiety pills,painkillers,opium and also raging alcoholism. I got so fucked up one night and blacked out and apparently drove across town and end up in a gnarly car accident, luckily no one was hurt. You can either fix it yourself, or possibly die.

How ya doing, buddy?

Put Balls · Local time: Oct 23, 2009, 10:25 AM

People who drive while inebriated in any way should be killed dead.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

***Bigblah*** · Local time: Oct 23, 2009, 04:55 PM

Even better if they're killed alive.

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**Tails** · 06:03 AM

Yes but will they die if they are killed though?

Spoiler:

I was speaking idiomatically.

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