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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 09:26 PM

Fine. Then you're not failed comedy, you're a lack of intelligence.

Either way stop posting. Go read a book.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

ziggythecat · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 09:30 PM

what book should I read? what will make me as intelligent as you?

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No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

what book should I read? what will make me as intelligent as you?

So that's your plan? You figure if you're dull and a waste of time long enough, people will just get bored and forget you're a dipshit?

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ziggythecat · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by Denicalis

So that's your plan? You figure if you're dull and a waste of time long enough, people will just get bored and forget you're a dipshit?

not really. you suggested I read a book. So I asked which book. If people think I'm a dipshit, so be it. If people are still reading this, they're either bored or think it's funny that you're being internet cool and insulting me.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

not really. you suggested I read a book. So I asked which book. If people think I'm a dipshit, so be it. If people are still reading this, they're either bored or think it's funny that you're being internet cool and insulting me.

My thinking you're an idiot has nothing to do with being internet cool, it has to do with your being an idiot. Have you ever done anything of even moderate success or interest since you got on the boards? Near as I can tell, the only people who have even noticed you all seem to hate you.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Skexis · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 10:49 PM

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ziggythecat · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by Denicalis

My thinking you're an idiot has nothing to do with being internet cool, it has to do with your being an idiot. Have you ever done anything of even moderate success or interest since you got on the boards? Near as I can tell, the only people who have even noticed you all seem to hate you.

i've been on and off these boards for a long time. i don't think i've always been hated. I don't know if I've ever done something super cool or successful on the boards. I don't spend all my internet time here. I pop up every once in a while, see what's going on, leave a comment or two and then leave. I'm sure at one point, I've brought up something interesting or offered an opinion that someone didn't think was retarded. Do you really hate me because I posted something you didn't think was funny? Am I creating a bad internet experience for you because you think my opinion sucks?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by ziggythecat

i've been on and off these boards for a long time. i don't think i've always been hated. I don't know if I've ever done something super cool or successful on the boards. I don't spend all my internet time here. I pop up every once in a while, see what's going on, leave a comment or two and then leave. I'm sure at one point, I've brought up something interesting or offered an opinion that someone didn't think was retarded. Do you really hate me because I posted something you didn't think was funny? Am I creating a bad internet experience for you because you think my opinion sucks?

I've never seen you express an opinion. I've just seen you vomit seemingly random idiocy on a forum.

If you express an opinion some day, I'll be sure to tell you if its informed or not.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wall Feces · Sep 11, 2009, 11:13 PM

WILL YOU TWO FAGGOTS SHUT THE FUCK UP

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ziggythecat · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I've never seen you express an opinion. I've just seen you vomit seemingly random idiocy on a forum.

If you express an opinion some day, I'll be sure to tell you if its informed or not.

So other than today, what vomit of mine have you had to walk around with your nose in the air? Please share.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The Plane Is A Tiger · Sep 11, 2009, 11:35 PM

Oh for christ's sake. I was tempted to diss Sprout's post for overdoing it, but clearly his sign still wasn't big enough to break through the stupidity.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

ziggythecat · Local time: Sep 11, 2009, 10:49 PM

Didn't see his post until I'd already started my response. My bad.

How ya doing, buddy?

Misogynyst Gynecologist · Sep 12, 2009, 04:53 AM

Originally Posted by Tritoch

Oh for christ's sake. I was tempted to diss Sprout's post for overdoing it...

Its not that so much as he jumped in on an already stupid thread and made only that one post. I mean, that certainly gets a EEEEEEEEEUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhggggggg reaction.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Furby · Sep 21, 2009, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Lurker, were you ever a teenager.

Teenagers are ridiculous, emotional, bags of stupid-flesh, regardless of their gender.

Don't act surprised.

Some grow up, others don't.

This is not a mystery.

Unless this thread is about something else entirely.

It's not just teenagers that are irrational, emotional, bags of stupid-flesh as you put it. The whole population in general tends to have their moment, it's just that some tend to have more irrational moments then others.

Alot of it has to do with their personal upbringing. With some people, they were brought up with no daddy/mommy figure so they cling onto anything or anyone that gives them attention, even 2 seconds of attention no matter whether it's good or bad because they feel that they matter for those few precious moments.

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bluesy violin · Local time: Sep 22, 2009, 06:31 AM

I agree. Grown-ups are/can be irrational too

Upbringing is the key.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

***Sarag*** · Sep 22, 2009, 10:08 AM

It's really important for all the teenagers on the boards to remind me that they're not immature.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Seris · Sep 22, 2009, 06:27 PM

listen. puberty is hard, ok? i just started growing hair out of my vagina and its making me very cranky. does tony know that ive got hair on my vagina? man i hope he doesnt. thatd be soooo embarrassing. he probably does though. i bet thats why hes dating alissa, that peach-fuzzed slut. i bet thats all they talk about after their done making out, about all the hair they dont have on their vaginas. whatever!!!!!! theyll never understand what im going through!!! they dont understand how hard it is to have a hairy vagina!!! people make fun of me all the time but they dont care. one day itll happen to them too!!!! (i hope!!!)

current mood: vindictive

How ya doing, buddy?

No. Hard Pass. · Local time: Sep 22, 2009, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by Seris

listen. puberty is hard, ok? i just started growing hair out of my vagina and its making me very cranky. does tony know that ive got hair on my vagina? man i hope he doesnt. thatd be soooo embarrassing. he probably does though. i bet thats why hes dating alissa, that peach-fuzzed slut. i bet thats all they talk about after their done making out, about all the hair they dont have on their vaginas. whatever!!!!!! theyll never understand what im going through!!! they dont understand how hard it is to have a hairy vagina!!! people make fun of me all the time but they dont care. one day itll happen to them too!!!! (i hope!!!)

current mood: vindictive

The warm, delicious vitriol that could only be born of someone who actively uses livejournal.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Seris · Sep 22, 2009, 06:41 PM

good God, now im hungry.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?