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"When You Can Take The Pebble From My Hand..." David Carradine Dies, Aged 72
David Carradine was a very good actor who was boxed into a certain type of role, much like the careers of Alec Guiness or David Warner. However, Carradine was tough as a box of nails and disliked a lot of the work he did and didn't particulary care for fans either, as this picture well addresses. He took a lot of flack - his family made fun of him for not only taking on the role in Kung Fu but people in the real world assuming he was asian. Its a sad end to a really good actor who was underwhelmed by his filmography. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Uh, fuck Carradine. Kung-Fu should have gone to Bruce Lee.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Is that Saruman from Lord of the Rings?
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Also: "hurr hurr hurr, I'm Braydee and I saws them there thar Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story. I'm intelligicable in this here thread of topiks."
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
What exactly is the rationale that leads from "actor #1 picked for role over actor #2" to "FUCK ACTOR #1"? I think you're looking for "FUCK THE CASTING DIRECTOR" if anything, that's three doors down and to your left, thanks for stopping by.
Hint: you don't cast people for broadcast television when their accent is thicker than molasses, hth I was speaking idiomatically. |
lmbo Pang apologizing for institutional racism itt, good job Pang
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Cops: Carradine death may be accidental - Celebrities- msnbc.com
FELIPE NO |
What's all this "May not have been suicide" shit? Of course it was a sordid sex game gone wrong, what kind of fucking idiot ties up their cock when they hang themselves if they're just trying to commit suicide?
Also, when will people learn that auto-asphyxiation is only a good idea with someone you know, doing it with a rent boy is fucking retarded because when you start to die they'll probably run off with your wallet, rather than cut you down and call an ambulance. Most amazing jew boots |
At least he wasn't found with his knob in some 8 year old boy he confined in a rigor mortis death grip.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Hi I'm David Carradine, my career was built on the white inferiority complex. I'm divorced 4 times and am an avid sex tourist, lol, I mean "martial artist."
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
This is most unfortunate. I always liked him in Kung-Fu (both of them, curiously enough) and I wish he hadn't gone out like this. Or any way, for that matter.
R.I.P. Caine. I was speaking idiomatically. |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
When things go wrong with autoerotic asphyxiation it's just as likely that he died with blue balls.
FELIPE NO |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
It is the troll singularity and I am paralyzed with indecision Congratulations, you are now the Best Troll Ever You have reached the top of an illustrious field and now you may retire with honor Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Trolling is a lifetime position, appointed by God
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Go back to Laissez's Faire, Brady
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Through the magic of tabs I can bring Laissez's Faire with me wherever I go.
If only you could carry your fridge. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
In all seriousness, does Laissez's Faire even attempt serious discussion, or is it just a place for people to pretend they know what they're talking about while not using punctuation?
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Why would anyone want to have a serious political discussion with goons?
I will take 10,000 wacky McCain photoshops before I listen to what any of these mongos actually have to say. Most amazing jew boots |
It's gotten to the point where seriousposts are sometimes indistinguishable from trolls, and even the obvious ones people will argue with. It is my dojo.
There were some people that wanted an end to frivolitry even though it's a joke forum, but I don't see why there can't be room for both, and that's ended up being the status quo.
FELIPE NO |
How long until the pix show up on internet?
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Why would you want the internet to see the security video of you fleeing Carradine's room as the "experiment" goes awry?
David paid you good money for your company but you just ditched him when things went south How ya doing, buddy? |
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