Zombie Apocolypse - What would YOU do?

If everyone I knew was dead. I'd probably go insane, try to find alot of explosives, and go out in a blaze of glory while screaming "BLOW IT ALL UP!" at the top of my lungs.

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Originally Posted by Salient Worm

I don't know about you but comfortable upholstery is not exactly my prime concern when I am on the survival track.

It is if I gather a group of followers. You can't fit 6 people in a prius.

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I'll probably get myself a PS3 and a 360, get a nice penthouse suite, a stock of guns & explosives and food. And a helicopter for a quick escape. I'll move around every week, changing locations, set-up a looping SOS transmission, and nab some damsel in distress.

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I suppose a traveling Winnebago-harem has its appeal.

plus it's sort of like the Turtle Van which is awesome

Apparently there was a Winnebago in Diary of the Dead? I haven't made time to watch that one yet; how did that work out?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Salient Worm

I suppose a traveling Winnebago-harem has its appeal.

Man you dumb. How are bitches gonna help me fight zombies with they fake nails and shit?

A Winnebago is used frequently by the survivors in The Walking Dead

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Originally Posted by DarkMageOzzie

"BLOW IT ALL UP!"

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Originally Posted by Vemp

I'll probably get myself a PS3 and a 360, get a nice penthouse suite, a stock of guns & explosives and food. And a helicopter for a quick escape. I'll move around every week, changing locations, set-up a looping SOS transmission, and nab some damsel in distress.

Can I be the damsel in distress? Since I was going to say the same thing, except instead of a penthouse, I'd head for the President's bunker.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama

How are bitches gonna help me fight zombies with they fake nails and shit?

Competent bitches only, please.



What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Salient Worm

I suppose a traveling Winnebago-harem has its appeal.

plus it's sort of like the Turtle Van which is awesome

Apparently there was a Winnebago in Diary of the Dead? I haven't made time to watch that one yet; how did that work out?

The Winnebago worked out just fine for them until they decided to get out and stay at one of the guys' family mansions. Seriously, it should be a given by now that mansions are a very bad place to be during a zombie invasion. Nothing good ever happens in those. Oh, come to think of it they did have trouble getting fuel due to people hording it. You'd need some reserves.

Diary of the Dead is pretty awful, though. Don't bother wasting your time watching it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Leknaat

Can I be the damsel in distress?

So the world ends and your immediate reaction is to find the first big strong man who can take care of all your needs and... ugh... *burp*

You disgust me.

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Damsels go in The Pit.

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That's where I keep my zombies.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

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Heh, yes I was quoting him. Was wondering if anyone would get that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Mad Stan was the best Batman Beyond villain.

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