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Got Idaho and New Mexico. Should've expected that i wouldn't get any more, but i tried. EB used. bah. before the money goes to other people i'll tank Utah. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Attacking New York (won) Attacking New Jersey (won) Attacking Pennsylvania (lost) +3 for three successful attacks +5 as I believe I was a warlord when that started. Ah, to have a better than average turn. Actually, Tank to Pennsylvania so I don't have to depend on Rock to stop Warlord status. I was speaking idiomatically. |
As for my turn, I'll start off with an attack on Missouri. Next is Oklahoma. Well, so my turn won't be a complete waste, I'll use the Tanks I have on Oklahoma and buy some more to use on Texas. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I'll begin by attacking the unoccupied Tennessee and Mississippi 3 times. Seeing as that failed, I'll use an Energy Boost and attack Arkansas and Louisiana. Louisiana stubbornly refuses to fall, so I'll use my one Tank and purchase another Tank to take Louisiana and Mississippi. I've also given everyone their 5 gil for the next round. FELIPE NO |
Again. Again. Oklahoma. Buying Atomic Bomb. Atomic Bomb on Iowa. Taking over Iowa, Minnesota, South Dakota. Most amazing jew boots |
Updated Hawkeye's gil with 8 extra Warlord bonus (KrelEN only had 3 to give).
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
How i got to being a warlord with rolls like these is beyond me There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Updated Araes' gil, since somehow he became a Warlord with his Northeast states.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Buying / Using Atomic Bomb on Maryland. Holy Crap. I take Delaware, Virginia, and West Virginia also. Attacking D.C. (lost) Attacking D.C. (won) Attacking Ohio (won) Attacking Tennessee (won) Got my wish I guess. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Iowa next. Fine, Tanks to Iowa and South Dakota. Also, trading Oklahoma to Nutty for Arkansas. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Attacking Kansas x2 and Nebraska x2. Since that didn't go as well as I would have hoped, I'll purchase an Energy Boost and attack Colorado and Nebraska again. Since Nebraska refuses to fall, I'll use a Tank against it. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FUCKIN ATTACKIN MONTANA oops, attacking montana again because i'm fucktarded and i hit 6 instead of 10 oh god what am I i hope that does not count against me FUCKIN ATTACKIN IDAHO FUCKIN ATTACKIN UTAH FUCK YEAH MORMONS N SHIT JUST REALISED I DID 1D6 FOR IDAHO, TOO, I'M NOT DRUNK AT 4 PM I PROMISE FUCK YOU COLORADO FUCKIN WENT SKIING IN YOU AND SHIT BUT YOU WERE ALL FUCK NO WON'T SELL BOOZE ON A SUNDAY FUCK YOU WELL SHIT Most amazing jew boots |
Attacking Montana, Utah, Wyoming. ... wow. That's new. I'm actually getting somewhere. ummm... I'm not sure what to do now. Let's try Colorado, South Dakota, and Nebraska. Actually while I've still got the ninjas, let's buy another EB with KrelEN's money. let's try Oklahoma and Texas this time... Awesome. Karmic retribution is in full effect. That's what you get for messing with my tuba wielding ninjas. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Attacking Kentucky (lost) Attacking Kentucky (lost) Attacking Kentucky (lost) Haha, apparently Hawkeye took the good rolls. Ah well, one more. Attacking Kentucky (won) Guess 4th times the charm. Most amazing jew boots |
Yes, that includes your Warlord bonus.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
First attack on Oklahoma. Next, gotta reclaim the homeland (Texas). And eh, why not, New Mexico. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I'll attack Ohio, West Virginia x2, and Pennsylvania. This game is drawing to a close. We'll go 2 more turns to give Hawkeye and Araes a chance to battle it out for first place. I've adjusted the gil to include the daily 5, and Warlord payouts for Hawkeye and Araes both. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
(Or I could just be reading too much into it and you're just giving it to Araes now because you're lazy) I was speaking idiomatically. |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Attacking Oklahoma, Texas, Nebraska. FELIPE NO |
Attacking Pennsylvania (lost) Attacking Pennsylvania (lost) Attacking Pennsylvania (won) Attacking Ohio (won) What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
What's with my luck lately? This is totally bizarre. Most amazing jew boots |
Since this game is winding down, what's your secret Hawkeye, Araes? Any secret alliances you guys struck?
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Well isn't that convenient.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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