House Numbers

1 Die Roll 3

ROLL TREEEEE

[ _ 5 3 3 ]

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll LETS ROLL YES

I WILL ROLL AGAIN. IT IS A DAY FOR ROLLING!

A FIVE! THIS GOES INTO POSITION THREE!

[ _ _ 5 6 ]

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll Gimme sixes

Let it roll baby roll

dammit _ _ _ 1

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll DRAGON

FOR EVERY HADOKEN I COULDN'T PULL OFF

[ _ 5 _ _ ]

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Die Roll The doors

All night long!

das bettah [6 _ _ 1]

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll something

Oh whatever, I'll try again.

YES!

[6 _ _ _ ]

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll MAX!!

FOR ALL THOSE STAGES I FAILED IN DJMAX TECHNICA.

[ _ 5 3 _ ]

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1 Die Roll Hi!

And again!

F.

[6 _ _ 2]

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Die Roll TASK MANAGER

FOR ALL THOSE TIMES MY AIM WOULDN'T OPEN UP ON VISTA.

[ _ 5 3 4 ]

Whoops, Chaotic is dyslexic

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll lolol

One more time!

[6 4 _ 2]

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll I'M THE MAN WITH THE HEX

AND FOR EVERY SIX I CAN'T GET.

[ 4 5 3 4 ]

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Die Roll Alright

Roll roll roll gotta thrill my soul

[ 6 _ 1 1 ]

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll j

Uh oh.

Additional Spam:
[6 4 1 2]

Better than last time!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll Yeah, right

Roll roll roll gotta thrill my soul
gotta beepa concha too chomp
Ko ko ko kah don-ta
Ate japoona may-jah
Bop a lula he-cho
Bop a mee-cho

Ugh. [ 6 2 1 1 ]

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll YEEAH

ROLL ROLL ROLL ROOLLLLLL

INTO POSITION THREE WITH YOU NUMBAH 5

[ _ 5 5 6]

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll For a mansion

I wants me a bigger house!

Oh well [ _ _ 4 _]

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Die Roll HOW LOW CAN YOU GO

LOW NUMBER LOW NUMBER LOW NUMBER GO GO GO GO GO GO

THIS WASN'T WHAT I WAS GOING FOR AT ALL. INTO POSITION ONE WITH YOU THEN.

[ 6 5 5 6 ]

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll For a second story bay window

Still a chance.. still a chance...

[ _ 4 4 _ ]

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll 4

ROLL FLOUUUR!

CURSES!

[ 1 5 3 3 ]

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll Well-insulated bungalow

Ok, ok it'll be moderate sized...

harrumph [ _ 4 4 4]

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1 Die Roll d6

So much for not having a 2500 post thread. oh well.

hoorah!

6 _ _ 1

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll Roof for ye olde mudhut

I don't want to sleep outside...

[ 2 4 4 4 ]

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll sleepytime

Why would you do such a thing to yourself?

edit: hahaaa!

6 6 _ 1

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll fu

OK, time for another go.

Edit: [ _ _ 5 _ ]

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Die Roll MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

G-UP MOTHERFUCKERS, LET'S DO THIS SHIT.

MAN, THAT SHIT WAS WACK.

[ _ _ _ 1 ]

How ya doing, buddy?