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"Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete"
Jesus fucking Christ. Pulitzer material right here.
So. Uhm. I'm trying to think of how to expand on this. Lion escapes zoo in Acapulco. Sees woman riding donkey with her niece. Attacks. Woman hits it with machete several times until it runs away ;x Both the woman and her niece were fine, thankfully. But still. Wow I'd love an artist's rendition of this epic tale of ass-riding combat. Jam it back in, in the dark.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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Machetes are pretty damn awesome, I can see why a lion ran off.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
The woman SAID this. Was the lion cut up? Was her donkey? I need HARD EVIDENCE, GECH.
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The donkey also had a machete
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Oh, well, in that case...
Spoiler:
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Now, if the donkey was riding HER and they simultaneously fought off the lion with machetes...
UNIVERSE OVER. RESET HUMANITY. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
psh in the south everyone carries mechetes and fight off more than just lions. Hell if dragons existed I'm betting it would be an everyday thing.
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Sounds like a knight-in-training. Only female.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
And with her own squire!
This whole story sounds pretty crazy. I think that woman's only telling half the truth. Donkey's are slow and stupid, but what donkey wouldn't react to being attacked by a lion? Most amazing jew boots |