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Raw Danger (sequel to Disaster Report)
I don't think they picked a shitty enough name for this! But FINALLY, HOLY CRAP. Some of you probably know the original (called SOS The Final Escape for PAL universes) was and still is my favorite game on the PS2. I mention it in like every single post no matter what thread.
"President's car just got stood on by elephants!" "SOS The Final Escape!" "No no, wait what, it's okay, he got out in time" ""
I HAVE THE COOLEST RAINCOAT IN TOWN, OUT OF THE WAY, BANANA MAN IS HERE OHH NOOO IF ONLY I STILL HAD MY RAINCOOOOAT Time to make some caaraaazy money Haha his chef hat looks like a tiny trash can If it's anything like the first, the frame rate will be even worse than the graphics. But it doesn't matter. ;__; The first game had so many moments of dislocating jaw power, I can't wait to see what kind of crazy situations they throw you into here. I just wonder how they're going to handle the whole 'need to find heat to survive' thing. The original had you on a constant quest to drink water, and it was very easy and ultimately pointless as nearly every screen had a tap or something. No word on a PAL version, but internet rumours on the internet say 505 GameStreet have picked it up which might lead to disaster on a whole new level! Jam it back in, in the dark. |
God, I wonder if they'll rape with another bad dub. Why can't publishers just be lazy and NOT BOTHER ;_;
Otherwise having read Edge's review for the Japanese release, it looked stupidly promising. I especially like that water/cold system, with you needing to get warm around burning barrels like a homeless person. Awesome! There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I played through the Japanese release a few months ago. It was really great. Alot of the same problems as the first, but it added to its general epicness. BAD FRAMERATE IS JUST SLOW MO AWESOME!
They also handled the six scenarios well, there is the main game where you play as the waiter, then when you complete that you unlock another scenario and so on. These unlocked pieces are only 1-2 hours, but they seemed to tie up alot of what would be story loose ends. Looking forward to an English release to see just what the hell they were talking about....and blonde again ;_; This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. Welcome to Silent Hill
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Bumping for fun, profit, action, content, Megaman level of bad box art and so forth. 505 did indeed pick this one up! The Euro release is set for the 11th of May, but it'll probably get pushed back in classic confusing fashion. No set date for America as far as I can tell, because it sure as hell didn't make its initial February release!
Augh! What the hell is tha-AUGH! So much wrong! That looks threatening! Wait wait, so it's rated M in America but 7+ in Europe? Ratings strike again! This is at the beginning of the game, before everyone starts getting all wet at the sexy party. Oh no someone left the taps going. This game has very good graphics. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |